Give me hints, tips, advice, etc...


Thanks,
EMCE

8/17/2009 3:31:14 PM

send her a smiley

8/17/2009 3:31:42 PM

Give her cash. Women like money.

8/17/2009 3:31:57 PM

she black or white?

[Edited on August 17, 2009 at 3:33 PM. Reason : haha first time i laughed at something bubblebobble said]

8/17/2009 3:32:22 PM

Well, here's the thing....

I live in NY, and she lives in NC. I'm not really willing to relocate right now.

p.s., I've already sent her a smiley

8/17/2009 3:33:07 PM

Buy her a blackberry storm 2 when it comes out.

8/17/2009 3:34:21 PM

Black: check
Dong: check

I think you have all the prerequisites.

8/17/2009 3:35:09 PM

she's white

BUT ONLY IN SKIN TONE!


she's my sugarbeardarling

8/17/2009 3:35:22 PM

option 1) be an nc state professional athlete or be wearing an nc state jersey and tell her you are one (doesnt matter which sport but football prob gives best odds)

option 2) offer free dental care

8/17/2009 3:36:55 PM

actually race dont matter, i woo all girls the same

SEND FLOWERS WITH PICTURES OF YOUR COCK IN THE CARD

8/17/2009 3:37:13 PM

ernie beat me too it

8/17/2009 3:38:07 PM

ITT Emce validates himself by talking about a white woman he has never had sex with.

[new]

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on August 17, 2009 at 3:38 PM. Reason : and extra [hilarious], keep 'em comin.]

8/17/2009 3:38:08 PM

Quote :

"option 2) offer free dental care"

ha.

8/17/2009 3:39:21 PM

she got that bootie meat

8/17/2009 3:39:50 PM

ha, maybe my brain is spent after work, and I just don't understand...

but...

what in the hell is AstralAdvent talking about?

8/17/2009 3:40:24 PM

I was taking a leap of faith on the dong thing by the way

I've heard stuff

8/17/2009 3:59:53 PM

where is that dont do drugs they fuck up yo teef pic

8/17/2009 4:02:01 PM

Don't do thugs?

8/17/2009 4:02:42 PM

I don't know if you're black enough for her
Not the best examples, but you get the idea...

Quote :

"thinking Vick to the Eagles, huh? He just can't stay away from dem birds. "Gotta play for the 7, call 'em Mike Vick." - Jeezy Guess he'll be playing for the 2 now. My Panthers needed a solid QB...guess we're stuck with Choke (oops, I mean Jake) Delhomme. *smh*"

Quote :

"thinks as much as she disliked T.O. prior to now, she actually is diggin' his show...A LOT. She's ADDICTED...well, mostly to his body. And he's talkin' to a white chick (a lil' on the possessive side though)....now THAT'S what's really good!"

8/17/2009 4:04:55 PM

a jar of forehead polish?

8/17/2009 4:07:22 PM

become an NCSU athlete
Keep drugs on hand
Buy gift certificates to Miss Wiggers' Fine Clothing and Accessories Store

8/17/2009 4:35:23 PM

^ spot on. 10/10

8/17/2009 5:29:23 PM

You're black, so you're already 90% of what she is looking for

8/17/2009 5:41:33 PM

Dear EMCE

back up off my squirrel.

Love
Chocolatervh

8/17/2009 5:44:34 PM

those status updates bring the LOLZ

8/17/2009 6:20:32 PM

you guys are dickheads...

8/17/2009 6:21:35 PM

more like DONGheads

AMIRITE?

[Edited on August 17, 2009 at 6:22 PM. Reason : hahaha, I totally typed "long"]

8/17/2009 6:22:38 PM

Quote :

"become an NCSU athlete Keep drugs on hand Buy gift certificates to Miss Wiggers' Fine Clothing and Accessories Store"

i mean ambrosia sucks anyways, but old blue chair being all "spot on" etc is beyond repugnant as far as i'm concerned...

8/17/2009 6:41:11 PM

i want to friend EMCE on facebook

finally the truth

8/17/2009 6:46:18 PM

finally the truth

8/17/2009 6:47:47 PM

finally the truth

8/17/2009 7:27:24 PM

We get it, She likes black dudes.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

8/17/2009 7:28:01 PM

Quote :

"p.s., I've already sent her a smiley"

that's good. cause everyone knows that bitches love smilies.

8/17/2009 7:28:52 PM

how's it comin?

did you tell her you can dunk?

8/17/2009 7:32:09 PM

you should discuss how you would like to perform measurements to determine the coefficient of friction for various condoms and lube with the female vagina

8/17/2009 8:23:29 PM

i'll put in a good word for you emce

8/17/2009 8:24:46 PM

thx grimx

8/17/2009 8:35:27 PM

bttt i saw her post

8/19/2009 4:44:25 PM

you leave that poor girl alone. she dont want nothing from nobody

8/19/2009 4:46:52 PM

---> for EMCE


And I LOVE how the ONE person who mentions something from wayyyy back that isn't relevant now or then is someone who has no room (literally) to talk. My teeth never were fucked up, only enhanced YEARS AGO, but yet you're STILL 300 lbs. Stop trying.

Everyone knows I will date a guy no matter what race. I don't discriminate. And as far as my status updates....I love how someone is my friend on there and clearly has an alias on here, but that's TWW for you. It's all loveeeeeee.

[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 4:54 PM. Reason : oh, and the athlete thing....who gives a fuck. Give me a non-athlete PLEASE!]

8/19/2009 4:53:29 PM

8/19/2009 4:54:13 PM

Same ol', same ol'


...No surprise there

8/19/2009 4:56:03 PM

she's not all that bad.

8/19/2009 4:57:46 PM

nice comeback

8/19/2009 5:34:45 PM

she sent me a smiley.

8/19/2009 6:00:51 PM

nvm

[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 6:02 PM. Reason : lolol]

8/19/2009 6:02:19 PM

today is the day....

I have asked this lovely princess for her n00ds. I'm definitely not sharing with you guys if she sends any my way, because I love her.

8/20/2009 5:49:54 PM

Are you thug enough for her, EMCE?

8/20/2009 6:02:58 PM

she likes gentleman

she likes me
she MUST like me

8/20/2009 6:04:01 PM

Set'em up

8/20/2009 6:05:51 PM