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BigMan157
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yep

9/3/2009 9:00:32 PM

craptastic
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What are you doing? There's a football game to complain about. No wonder we're losing. Fucking green power ranger...

9/3/2009 9:03:02 PM

BigMan157
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if you were actually watching the game you'd see why im trying to distract myself

9/3/2009 9:04:39 PM

Mr. Joshua
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I thought he killed those people on their yacht.

9/3/2009 9:06:27 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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Wasn't that the red ranger?

9/3/2009 9:07:51 PM

Mr. Joshua
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Maybe I'm thinking of the Lone Ranger.

9/3/2009 9:09:53 PM

J_Hova
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lol his tat says jesus didn't tap

9/3/2009 9:28:06 PM

Apocalypse
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Zordon better get a move on because if that green candle goes out...

9/3/2009 9:28:20 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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I want to know what's up with the creepy head on his pec.

9/3/2009 9:31:02 PM

LivinProof78
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it looks like a cross between the gerber baby and a garbage pail kid

9/3/2009 9:35:55 PM

arghx
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dude there's no way that's Tommy

9/4/2009 1:27:52 AM

BigHitSunday
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he aint no damn fighter

9/4/2009 1:32:49 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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"Tommy, the Green Mighty Morphin Power Ranger, whose real name is Jason Frank at age 35 will try his luck as a MMA fighter. At age 35, he is getting a really late start in the cage, but not in martial arts. Reportedly, Jason began his martial arts career at age 4 and has risen to the rank of 6th degree black belt in Toso Kune Do, a discipline he founded"


It seems it would be easy to become a 6th degree black belt in a martial art you created the rules for

9/4/2009 1:33:00 AM

BigHitSunday
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hes gonna get embarassed


35 is way too old to start training for this shit, let alone competing in a sport where guys are now getting big time pro by the time they are 21, these wrestlers that have been wrestling since 5 and know how to train


hes gonna get freakin tooled badly

[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 1:35 AM. Reason : r]

9/4/2009 1:34:35 AM

BigMan157
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you're discounting the fact that at any time he can play a daggerflute to tag a giant dragonrobot into the ring

9/4/2009 11:28:17 AM

chocolatervh
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^A+

[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 11:44 AM. Reason : "jason is in the clinch. this looks badWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT A DRAGON BOT!? IT STEPPED ON SILVA!"]

9/4/2009 11:42:34 AM

ThatGoodLock
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i thought he was the white ranger

9/4/2009 11:43:53 AM

chocolatervh
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he was green ranger first.

white ranger later

i liked him more as the green ranger.

9/4/2009 11:45:20 AM

JTMONEYNCSU
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"you're discounting the fact that at any time he can play a daggerflute to tag a giant dragonrobot into the ring"




epic.

9/4/2009 11:49:25 AM

FroshKiller
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it's a dragonZORD not a dragonbot you newbie

9/4/2009 11:53:55 AM

JTMONEYNCSU
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9/4/2009 12:03:21 PM

LaserSoup
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"Jesus didn't tap"

9/4/2009 12:16:53 PM

Skack
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I didn't know Ska was an acronym.

9/4/2009 12:19:25 PM

Ragged
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is he still porking Kimberly, the pink power ranger?

9/4/2009 12:45:55 PM

Sleik
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He cheated on her for Kat, the Australian bitch that could turn into... a cat.

Don't you remember that?

9/4/2009 1:41:44 PM

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"you're discounting the fact that at any time he can play a daggerflute to tag a giant dragonrobot into the ring"


This is probably the best post I've ever read on TWW

9/4/2009 1:52:27 PM

smoothcrim
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wasnt this guy in jail for beating his wife after doing 1 of the kickboxer movies?

9/6/2009 4:41:47 AM

Joie
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^^agreed

9/6/2009 8:31:20 AM

chocolatervh
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i want a daggerflute

9/6/2009 12:47:13 PM

Joie
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11/24/2009 10:11:03 PM

JTMONEYNCSU
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epic bump



whats with him playing the extra notes on the flute after he summoned it?? showoff...

[Edited on November 24, 2009 at 10:12 PM. Reason : f]

11/24/2009 10:11:42 PM

Solinari
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wait... shit, that video quit right at the most dramatic moment... WHO WON?!!?!???

11/24/2009 10:16:30 PM

dropdeadkate
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hahaha omg he was my favorite one!

i never would have recognized him though.....

11/24/2009 10:19:16 PM

BigMan157
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i never understood why rita or zed didn't just javelin them rangers from the moon

it annoyed me a lot

11/25/2009 9:40:40 PM

Rat Soup
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it never ceases to amaze me how lame the shit i thought was awesome as a kid is now

11/25/2009 9:53:55 PM

Metricula
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you're discounting the fact that at any time he can play a daggerflute to tag a giant dragonrobot into the ring

11/25/2009 10:42:36 PM

mcfluffle
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white>green

11/25/2009 11:00:01 PM

Fermat
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wait he's the guy who was dressing up as a ninja and stalking mitrione right lol

11/25/2009 11:02:19 PM

th3oretecht
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i will destroy the green ranger

11/26/2009 4:59:51 AM

BigMan157
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11 more days until his MMA debut!

man, how awesome would it be if he came out to the daggerflute music?

[Edited on January 19, 2010 at 5:57 PM. Reason : or randomly wore golden shoulderpads for no real reason]

1/19/2010 5:57:31 PM

vinylbandit
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I still think MMA organizations would do well to teach their guys promo skills and give them a little character enhancement. Lesnar is miles ahead of everyone else in MMA as a character because of his training. Fedor is close, but that's the result of expertly-editing video packages showing off his fighting talent, not a cultivated effort in other areas.

1/19/2010 6:11:22 PM

BigMan157
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i thought lesnar died or something

1/19/2010 6:14:32 PM

BigMan157
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ahaha he won

[Edited on February 1, 2010 at 11:46 AM. Reason : his opponent did grow 50 times his original size and destroyed half the city however ]

2/1/2010 11:45:18 AM

JeepMan311
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"it never ceases to amaze me how lame the shit i thought was awesome as a kid is now"


i know, i use to love this shit as a kid. now it just looks retarded

also how did rita get her javelin back to the moon?

[Edited on February 1, 2010 at 11:50 AM. Reason : ??]

2/1/2010 11:49:20 AM

LunaK
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"his opponent did grow 50 times his original size and destroyed half the city however"


that made me laugh way more than it should have i think

2/1/2010 11:50:06 AM

Pikey
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The yellow gook ranger was a tranny ladyboy. Penis and all.
The pink ranger does softcore porn.
The red ranger does hardcore gay porn.

2/1/2010 12:03:15 PM

GGMon
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more proof the shit is fake as the wwe.

2/1/2010 12:29:56 PM

bdmazur
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"also how did rita get her javelin back to the moon?"


i also have wondered about this.


at least some things have stayed just as awesome as we grew up. best examples: the goonies and the sandlot

2/1/2010 12:37:19 PM

BigMan157
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i always just assumed she had more than one

2/1/2010 1:10:59 PM

Jeepin4x4
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"The pink ranger does softcore porn."


lol. she's one of the main stars of CBS's Flashpoint.




didn't the yellow ranger die a few years back though? Or the asian girl that played her american version.

2/1/2010 1:12:54 PM

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