joshstone All American 5409 Posts user info edit post |
I'm back!
Got sentenced to 1 year in jail... BCD
Got paroled at 7 months...
And I went to a military jail = cake walk.
There were only 2 other people there for most of my stay... 9/4/2009 6:39:12 AM |
El Nachó special helper 16370 Posts user info edit post |
9/4/2009 6:42:28 AM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
welcome back
can you give details now?
[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 6:49 AM. Reason : ^busted link] 9/4/2009 6:48:51 AM |
joshstone All American 5409 Posts user info edit post |
Yea... Charged with Bank Fraud and Larceny... Stole about 100K from for banks over the course of 2 weeks... 9/4/2009 6:59:19 AM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
so heres the big question.
you're out, you're apparantly in one piece. 7 months for 100k. was it worth it? 9/4/2009 7:02:56 AM |
joshstone All American 5409 Posts user info edit post |
I would have preferred more money... but yea... military jail is a cake walk... just sit around bored all day and still went to the chow hall to eat daily... 9/4/2009 7:04:08 AM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
yeah i figured it wouldnt be so bad. lots of those guys are used to not getting laid much and accept it without resorting to facerape and sodomy also i'd imagine that being on the same team helps avoid most of the petty shit you see in 'real' jails and prisons.
but im wondering. i mean the military has a bigtime dress code and rules on how you do everything anyways, you might as well be in jail (mentally)
does much of that change? ie do they make you wear a jumpsuit, or just your normal standard issue crap. also was there PT punishment, etc?
trying to get a grasp on how much of a difference there is. also where the time was served 9/4/2009 7:08:23 AM |
joshstone All American 5409 Posts user info edit post |
We wore our ABU's all day and pt gear after 4 pm... No pt punishment... we had a gym and basketball court that we got to use mwf for an hour...
but it was basically like being back in basic... when you first get there they yell and scream and make you do everything high speed... after that they slowly let until after about 4 months... then you might as well just work with them...
way way different than real jail.
after about 30 days your custody status gets upgraded and you get to be checked out by squadrons on base for details... with no gaurds there... and get to go to the chow hall for meals...
but remember... this was a level 1 facility at Kirtland AFB in NM... Level 2 at Charleston or Miramar and Level 3 at Leavenworth are alot different... the people there are in for a hell of a lot longer time... 9/4/2009 7:13:33 AM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
leavenworth is basically full of killers and rapists, right? or do i watch too much NCIS?
that sounds like a breeze, though. i'd love to hear more of the actual story of the bank stuff. send a PM if you dont wanna disclose here. but you might as well, you did the time for it (assuming you allocuted everything)
[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 7:17 AM. Reason : also, how about visits? were you able to see family and friends much?] 9/4/2009 7:16:59 AM |
joshstone All American 5409 Posts user info edit post |
There isnt much more to tell about the bank parts... I found and exploited several loopholes in the systems of several banks...
and you watch too much NCIS..
Level 1 = Nonviolent/non sexual <1 Level 2 = 1 - 7 years Level 3 (Leavenworth) = 7+ years
Most of the sex offenders (rape and minor) go to Charleston 9/4/2009 7:19:16 AM |
beatsunc All American 10748 Posts user info edit post |
did you bury the cash under a rock like the movies so you still have it? 9/4/2009 7:21:25 AM |
cddweller All American 20699 Posts user info edit post |
9/4/2009 7:28:34 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, do you actually still have it? because i'd probably take 7 months of what you went through for $100k tax-free
probably. 9/4/2009 7:32:07 AM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
oic. well glad you made it out alive. for 100k i think you got off easy, but i dont know the details so maybe not.
thanks for the info 9/4/2009 7:32:10 AM |
joshstone All American 5409 Posts user info edit post |
Eh yeah I got off real easy... and yes I still have it 9/4/2009 7:33:03 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
i'm really surprised that you could steal $100k and they'd let you have it after only 7 months of jailtime (military or otherwise)
sounds like it was a good investment...kudos! 9/4/2009 7:43:19 AM |
moron All American 34142 Posts user info edit post |
I wonder if that would have happened if he wasn’t white? 9/4/2009 8:58:15 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
you're a real credit to the military, chester. 9/4/2009 9:10:01 AM |
bbehe Burn it all down. 18402 Posts user info edit post |
Yup, real credit the military. Court Martial as an A1C...way to go dumbass. 9/4/2009 9:23:40 AM |
The Dude All American 6502 Posts user info edit post |
so wait....this dude stole 100k, got to keep all of it and only had to go to military jail for 7 months? 9/4/2009 9:49:06 AM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
Whatever happened to federal poundmeintheass prison 9/4/2009 9:49:47 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
^^ that's how it seems to me...someone correct me if i'm wrong 9/4/2009 9:59:46 AM |
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9/4/2009 10:16:22 AM |
FroshKiller All American 51911 Posts user info edit post |
What an asshole, right? 9/4/2009 10:18:55 AM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
so like... are we supposed to be impressed that you were in prison? 9/4/2009 10:25:59 AM |
TheBullDoza All American 7117 Posts user info edit post |
so what ya gonna blow the money on? 9/4/2009 10:32:57 AM |
pooljobs All American 3481 Posts user info edit post |
he might want to hold on to it, he is going to be spending a lot of time making $25k a year at whatever bs place he can convince to hire him after this. 9/4/2009 11:24:41 AM |
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agreed
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out on bail fresh outta jail California dreamin' Wolf Webbin' 1/17/2014 7:01:10 PM |
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how did you assholes let the thread die so soon??
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is that why those sites have all been dead for years? 1/22/2014 12:24:59 PM |
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Quote : | "so wait....this dude stole 100k, got to keep all of it and only had to go to military jail for 7 months?" |
Still more jail time than when the bankers steal.1/23/2014 11:05:05 AM |
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he works on Wall Street now, right? 1/4/2017 2:07:33 PM |
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