sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
So apparently Germans think it's crazy that Americans take shots of Jager and drink Jager bombs.
Their use for Jager is has a medicine. They drink it when they have an upset stomach.
They see us drinking Jager bombs as we would see them drinking Nyquil bombs.... 9/8/2009 6:40:11 PM |
OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
Now there's an idea9/8/2009 6:40:49 PM |
legatic All American 7481 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Jager is has a medicine" |
9/8/2009 6:41:20 PM |
BJCaudill21 Not an alcoholic 8015 Posts user info edit post |
why wouldn't you drink something with alcohol in it.. i drink scope sometimes 9/8/2009 6:43:49 PM |
raven928 All American 21318 Posts user info edit post |
well considering the lack of medicinal properties in Jager i guess germans are just stupid? 9/8/2009 6:43:54 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "So apparently Germans think it's crazy that Americans take shots of Jager and drink Jager bombs." |
two years ago i had a bunch of germans over for work, and they were surprised at my jager id lanyard.
i said we shoot it or pound it with redbull and they were all either appaulled or impressed.. one of the two
ahah9/8/2009 6:44:07 PM |
BubbleBobble EUPHALO.COM RIP JK 114576 Posts user info edit post |
no this is brand new
you were the first one to discover it 9/8/2009 6:44:55 PM |
KeB All American 9828 Posts user info edit post |
that explains why i am never sick 9/8/2009 6:53:10 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
^^Sarcasm?
I mean I know I'm not the first to know this, but is this something that is just common knowledge for everyone? 9/8/2009 7:10:15 PM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18195 Posts user info edit post |
So apparently Americans think it's crazy that Germans try to kill all their Jews.
Our use for Jews is as entertainment lawyers, comedians, and accountants. We use them when we need to find tax loopholes or finance big-budget films.
We see them gassing Jews as they would see us shooting Leni Riefenstahl. 9/8/2009 7:15:43 PM |
catalyst All American 8704 Posts user info edit post |
wat 9/8/2009 7:28:50 PM |
BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
^^i lqtm'd 9/8/2009 7:29:48 PM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18195 Posts user info edit post |
I really liked the last line of my post. Oh well. 9/8/2009 7:44:12 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Now there's an idea9/8/2009 7:45:17 PM |
WillemJoel All American 8006 Posts user info edit post |
^blackhaus and cheerwine. already on it. 9/8/2009 8:22:31 PM |
bcsawyer All American 4562 Posts user info edit post |
I fail to see the appeal of Jagermeister, but I'm not a fan of licorice. it's like drinking syrup with black jelly beans to me. 9/8/2009 11:27:24 PM |
Noen All American 31346 Posts user info edit post |
When I was last in Germany, staying with a friend there, we pregamed with a couple bottles of Jager nightly. Dirt cheap, although no shots, just swaggin off the bottle until it was empty. 9/8/2009 11:31:30 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
This is [new] to me 9/8/2009 11:37:57 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I fail to see the appeal of Jagermeister, but I'm not a fan of licorice. it's like drinking syrup with black jelly beans to me." |
I think the appeal, like that of all alcohol, is that it gets you crunk.9/9/2009 12:14:05 AM |
elduderino All American 4343 Posts user info edit post |
Ummm, I think the OP is a bit misleading. They drink it as a digestif, like the opposite of an apertif. Sort of like a desert drink that supposedly helps with digestion. It's not like they go "Oh shit I have a stomach-ache. Should I go for the Pepto or the Jäger?" 9/9/2009 2:02:34 AM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "blackhaus and cheerwine. already on it." |
are you aware of who introduced this to your bar? if not, you're welcome.
actually i had a co-conspirator, the infamous "hang-ten"9/9/2009 5:35:53 AM |
aph319 All American 8570 Posts user info edit post |
everyone already knows that frank jaeger was the cyborg ninja in the shadow moses incident. 9/9/2009 8:36:33 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
I bet a Nyquil bomb would fuck your whole world up.
Who's going to be the first to try it? 9/9/2009 8:39:37 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
i'm pretty sure it would just make me fall asleep 9/9/2009 8:40:42 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "So apparently Americans think it's crazy that Germans try to kill all their Jews.
Our use for Jews is as entertainment lawyers, comedians, and accountants. We use them when we need to find tax loopholes or finance big-budget films.
We see them gassing Jews as they would see us shooting Leni Riefenstahl." |
I've been dating my boyfriend for too long since I lolled at that 9/9/2009 8:41:03 AM |
jethromoore All American 2529 Posts user info edit post |
robotrippin 9/9/2009 8:41:13 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i'm pretty sure it would just make me fall asleep" |
Nah, that's where the Red Bull would come in. It would be interesting to watch someone's body fight the sleep/wide awake effects. I wonder which would win.9/9/2009 8:45:03 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Nyquil bombs Now there's an idea" |
Quote : | "^blackhaus and cheerwine. already on it." |
yeh, Joel, your nyquil shot is pretty good9/9/2009 8:48:36 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Well I am curious to try out this claim however. Next time I feel like I ate too much I'm gonna take a shot of Jager and see how it works. 9/9/2009 8:51:16 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41758 Posts user info edit post |
9/9/2009 8:56:36 AM |
ParksNrec All American 8742 Posts user info edit post |
I read the thread title too quickly and thought this was going to be about
[Edited on September 9, 2009 at 9:03 AM. Reason : ] 9/9/2009 9:02:48 AM |
Sweden All American 12297 Posts user info edit post |
haha, cool 9/9/2009 9:06:35 AM |
PaulISdead All American 8836 Posts user info edit post |
https://tipsybartender.com/chug-bottle-jager/ 3/16/2018 4:03:28 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
ahh. nyquil bombs at ruckus were goooooooooooooooooooooooood 3/16/2018 5:44:28 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8836 Posts user info edit post |
I think this may be cooler
https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmybeer/comments/78vmnk/hmb_while_i_do_the_splits_and_down_this_bottle/ 3/16/2018 7:16:20 PM |