1.) Nose and ear hairs

9/11/2009 11:56:08 AM

I actually just trimmed the nose hairs this morning. no ear hairs yet

9/11/2009 11:57:13 AM

losing hair on top..

9/11/2009 11:57:29 AM

scud, why did you PM me?

9/11/2009 11:57:46 AM

2 posts away from 10k

9/11/2009 11:58:37 AM

My baby clock starting to tick

9/11/2009 11:59:21 AM

the fact that im getting further and further away from the peak age of the female body.

9/11/2009 12:00:08 PM

people my age don't seem to be getting any smarter

9/11/2009 12:02:00 PM

nah son you've got it all wrong - older women are like fine wines

9/11/2009 12:02:08 PM

body aches and sciatica

9/11/2009 12:02:48 PM

full bodies and floral notes?

nothnx

9/11/2009 12:03:06 PM

Quote :

"sciatica"

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yeah I hate that. Though wearing shitty shoes when working as a barista probably didn't help things

9/11/2009 12:03:34 PM

17 - 22.5

[Edited on September 11, 2009 at 12:04 PM. Reason : peak age for girls...after that its a slow but inevitable decline]

9/11/2009 12:03:37 PM

Quote :

"full bodies and floral notes? nothnx"

LOLZ

9/11/2009 12:04:35 PM

hahah okay that was pretty good

oldshoes++

9/11/2009 12:07:40 PM

Quote :

"older women are like fine wines"

A-Fucking-Men

9/11/2009 12:08:58 PM

back on topic:

- Having to give up foods you love for various reasons

9/11/2009 12:12:00 PM

pussy not smelling as good

9/11/2009 12:13:50 PM

- going to a bar or a club only for it to hit you that you are that guy you used to make fun of back in the day

9/11/2009 12:14:00 PM

Quote :

"older women are like fine wines"

But some nights you just want PBR

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

9/11/2009 12:14:59 PM

hair migration

9/11/2009 12:15:58 PM

Thinking about what you might've done differently.
People who are younger than you and far more successful.

9/11/2009 1:27:55 PM

My hair is becoming very coarse...


wtf

9/11/2009 1:31:11 PM

My hair is the same thickness and consistency that it's been for all of my adult life. I still have nearly all of it.

The bad thing...

IT'S TURNING GRAY, DAMMIT.

I too see younger folks who are more successful...and it is kind of frustrating. But I don't FEEL so old, which is a good thing.

9/11/2009 1:42:26 PM

everything

9/11/2009 1:43:33 PM

I don't care about stuff as much. When I was a teenager I would be really happy or excited or totally distressed about things. I suppose its good to mature. But it's weird, someone smashes into my car, I know I can deal with it, I get a new job I really like, I know it will have its downsides.

9/11/2009 1:47:01 PM

Instead of 5 close friends who are also geographically close, it's 5 friends on two different coasts, two different continents, and only one close by.

9/11/2009 1:47:51 PM

penus falling out

9/11/2009 1:48:51 PM

the hangovers seem to be longer lasting than they were a few years ago

9/11/2009 1:54:28 PM

^

I used to live at the beach and party 5 days a week. now after one night i feel like ass for days

[Edited on September 11, 2009 at 1:59 PM. Reason : a]

9/11/2009 1:59:28 PM

Not looking 18 anymore.

9/11/2009 2:00:34 PM

it takes several well calculated maneuvers to get in and out of a car

9/11/2009 2:05:56 PM

whoa whoa! YOu guys act like you're falling apart! Pull yourself together... I think its all in your mind...

I looked at a pic of me at 16 the other day and I don't think I have changed much at all. In fact I am sure as hell in a lot better shape now than at 16...

I buy like moisturizers with SPF and eat as healthy as I can, but its not like I feel like I HAVE to... I want to and I swear I feel so much younger and better. I mean, I'll eat my cookies too but everything like that I can easily moderate without trying. Ha ha and I can still honestly say I still don't have cottage cheese on my ass and if I ever did, its not there anymore :-P

You guys are just being a bunch of whiny old farts

9/11/2009 3:02:33 PM

I happen to be WAY SEXIER than I was 10, 15 years ago.

9/11/2009 3:46:26 PM

People not knowing about Pokemon.

9/11/2009 3:47:38 PM

So far, getting older has been AWESOME! I still get carded for rated R movies on occasion, but I've always looked like a kid. And teenage girls look so old these days that I can never guess ages.

The only downside is that my friends with babies love to share their baby vomit/poop stories. That is def the worst thing about getting older.

9/11/2009 3:54:22 PM

I do get tired of the baby stories.

9/11/2009 4:12:36 PM

Generally speaking, I tend to be less tolerant of people around me that are partying. Like, um, I want to sleep at 2am, not listen to some motherfucker next door and his gf.

9/11/2009 4:16:17 PM

whoa whoa whoa there squirt

ive had several conversations with you where you were paranoid as shit about getting old

just saying...

9/11/2009 4:22:43 PM

Hangovers

9/11/2009 4:24:16 PM

^ for some reason, that reminds me of that 12 days of christmas parody song

9/11/2009 4:25:57 PM

slowing metabolism

9/11/2009 4:26:59 PM

I have a bunch of grey hairs

9/11/2009 4:30:49 PM

ahhh you kids don't know nothing.

9/11/2009 4:37:35 PM

no single friends.

and fuck your date night. i know you guys don't mind if i tag along as a third wheel, but i don't want to because its just damned depressing.

9/11/2009 6:00:47 PM

Quote :

"no single friends. "

exactly. i'm not looking to get attached right now.

9/11/2009 6:01:52 PM

my stomach does not like me as much as it used to

9/11/2009 6:05:03 PM

you have to see doctors and they PUT THINGS INTO YOU AND IT IS NOT AWESOME

9/11/2009 6:12:49 PM

Everybody's getting married and going to grad school and moving away. Right now, my life is like one long, god-damned, series finale.

9/11/2009 6:29:27 PM

Yeah, after reading all that, I feel like I'm doing great! Thanks for the confidence booster today guys being 24 is good... at least for right now

9/11/2009 9:58:30 PM