http://www.tengashop.com/

Flip Hole

Deep Throat Cup


Soft Tube Cup


Rolling Head Cup


Double Hole Cup


Air Cushion Cup

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9/15/2009 5:09:00 PM

is Tenga Hole Lotion what i think it is?

9/15/2009 5:11:56 PM

Ambrosia1231, do you have a penis?

9/15/2009 5:13:14 PM

I sure wish I did

9/15/2009 5:13:26 PM

you want to borrow mine?

9/15/2009 5:13:51 PM

none of them...i have way too much girth for those shits

9/15/2009 5:14:01 PM

^^It can't do what I want, though!

9/15/2009 5:15:30 PM

What do you want it to do? I'm pretty open for any kind of physical touching on my penis.

9/15/2009 5:17:21 PM

well I still jerk off manually

9/15/2009 5:18:54 PM

that next-to-last one looks like some sort of vertebrae

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9/15/2009 5:19:14 PM

^^Obviously, this is for supplemental fun

9/15/2009 5:20:20 PM

the only sex toy i would even consider using is your mom

9/15/2009 5:26:27 PM

Is it just me, or does "Warty zone" sound like a major turn off.

9/15/2009 5:30:52 PM

these look painful

9/15/2009 5:31:16 PM

If I had a penis, I'd happily report as to whether or not that's the case.

Alas, the best I can do is continue on with my penis envy.

9/15/2009 5:34:33 PM

These all kind of freak me out.

9/15/2009 5:36:31 PM

What the fuck is this shit?

9/15/2009 5:36:36 PM

None of those.

9/15/2009 5:40:20 PM

Tenga Hole Lotion?

http://www.tengashop.com/tenga_be/-c-38.html

You'd think they could have come up with a better name

9/15/2009 5:41:13 PM

Quote :

"well I still jerk off manually "

Jackie treehorn wants his money, mannnnn

9/15/2009 5:41:17 PM

^^I agree.

9/15/2009 5:55:36 PM

...well?

9/15/2009 7:47:35 PM

i'd honestly be scared of using any of those

9/15/2009 7:51:26 PM

those look fucking horrifying

9/15/2009 7:53:31 PM

good lord

yall are no fun at all.

9/15/2009 7:55:19 PM

fleshlight all the way

you can get a custom mold of a semi-famous pornstar's vag

9/15/2009 7:59:12 PM

get the fliphole since you can clean it and reuse it

9/15/2009 8:01:50 PM

I just wanted to show off the other ones

9/15/2009 8:02:19 PM

the eggs look pretty cool, all this stuff is way too expensive though

http://www.tengashop.com/tenga_be/tenga-egg-sixpack-p-126.html

9/15/2009 8:07:08 PM

I don't like to have to wash anything but my hands after I have a wank.

9/15/2009 8:09:09 PM

masturbation sleeves = for sexual deviants

I for one would feel totally worthless if I ever bought/used one of these. Either get some pussy or use your hand unless you've just totally given up on yourself.

9/15/2009 8:09:44 PM

Guess I should have addressed this thread to TWWs sexual deviants, then

9/15/2009 10:27:26 PM

I was born with 2 masturbation sleeves...

9/15/2009 10:28:17 PM

WHAT

THE

FUCK

9/15/2009 10:28:56 PM

It looks like I'd be having sex with some fossil I found off the ground.

Why don't you buy them all and invite some guy over to try them to get your answer?

9/15/2009 10:31:17 PM

^^^ deux mains

9/15/2009 10:33:28 PM

This thing looks like if a vagina had teeth.

DO

NOT

WANT

9/15/2009 10:34:44 PM

you all talk like you expect these things to be made of concrete or teeth

9/15/2009 10:35:28 PM

ok seriously...

who puts this much effort into jerking off?

I mean is this thing dishwasher safe or what?

9/15/2009 10:37:54 PM

whatever happened to an old fashion fleshlight?

9/15/2009 10:40:27 PM

^^that's hilarious!!!!

^What the hell happened to the happy sock???

ATTN: Do not buy the model "Lorraina Bobbett's Revenge"

It will not end well.



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9/15/2009 10:40:40 PM

Quote :

"Guess I should have addressed this thread to TWWs sexual deviants, then"

its not that this is too kinky, its just too much work (and probably money) to rub one out

9/15/2009 10:43:37 PM

Cracks me up that girls are all about vibrators and assistance, but you've all been 'pussy, hand, or a sock'

9/15/2009 10:45:06 PM

wait, who uses a sock? I mean, maybe as a cumrag, but people actually jerking off with a sock? sounds painful.

hand, vagina, mouth, butt, and titties is all a guy needs.

sometimes ear.

9/15/2009 10:47:42 PM

dude you forgot eye socket

9/15/2009 10:48:16 PM

I like piranhas for personal use

9/15/2009 10:55:06 PM

Who uses a sock?

Cloth on skin sounds much less appealing than skin on skin.

9/15/2009 11:01:26 PM

Quote :

"I was born with 2 masturbation sleeves... "

are you a triplet?

9/16/2009 1:10:40 AM

so is this like the fleshlight?

9/16/2009 1:36:20 AM

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