So how many this week? I say he has a great game and only throws 3 picks and fumbles twice.

What's the over/under?

Also, what are the odds of seeing AJ "Hopefully I won't have to play this year" Feeley?

[Edited on September 17, 2009 at 9:39 AM. Reason : s]

9/17/2009 9:39:22 AM

We fucking get it. You Panther fans are unhappy with the quarterback situation. Can we keep all this Delhomme bitching in one thread?

9/17/2009 9:40:19 AM

No, its way more fun spread across three


I say two picks and a fumble

I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt

9/17/2009 9:43:18 AM

What a nigga can't get a pool going to at least make it interesting? Fuck you, man.

9/17/2009 9:43:42 AM

i think he has a typical jake game of 180 yds with a td and 2 ints. not horrible, not great, just mediocre

9/17/2009 9:54:50 AM

I think it will go something like this;

Poor game for the most part, the Panthers will squeak by with a solid defensive showing, and despite Delhomme's 3 picks and a fumble, he will manage to get off a bomb to Steve Smith who will score and win them the game, thus tricking Panther's fans into a false sense of a security, and ruining yet another season with a QB who needs to be cut... PS I am not a Panther's fan.

9/17/2009 9:59:04 AM

Jake will take 3 sacks, throw 1 pick, fumble once and throw for 210 yards with 2 tds.

9/17/2009 10:00:14 AM

You and I both know that if Jake is getting sacked 3 times, that's at least 2 fumbles right there.

9/17/2009 10:02:42 AM

No, fuck you, man.

9/17/2009 10:58:43 AM

I'm going 1 pick no fumbles, 220 yds, 18/25 passing.

9/17/2009 11:00:40 AM

Fox needs to be like James Caan did to Omar Epps and make Jake carry the football around with him at all times for a week while the rest of the teammates try to strip it

Fuck it, print it in the paper telling all the fans to strip it too

9/17/2009 11:02:02 AM

^ Jake already did that in a Bojangles commercial.

9/17/2009 12:58:11 PM

203 yds, 1 TD, 3 INT's, 1 fumble

9/17/2009 1:01:27 PM

256yds 2 tds 1 int

9/17/2009 1:20:46 PM

Yo Jake Delhomme, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Rich Gannon had one of the worst games by a QB of all time!

9/17/2009 1:22:30 PM

Something like ^

And one of the TD's is a short slant to Smith that goes 40 yards after the catch.

Good enough game to keep his job.

9/17/2009 1:28:27 PM

Steve smith tells jake he doesn't like him

http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/09/steve-smiths-encouragement-for-delhomme-not-all-that-encouraging/

9/17/2009 2:17:43 PM

You left the "S" off the word "turnover."

9/17/2009 2:20:38 PM

anybody who takes that link as the gospel clearly knows nothing about steve smith's sense of humor

9/17/2009 2:23:14 PM

Yo Jake Delhomme, I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Daniel Evans threw the most int's of all time!

9/17/2009 2:26:26 PM

^x4....haha, look at the poll at the bottom of that link.

9/17/2009 2:41:54 PM

19/31 275 yds, 2 TD, 1 INT

9/17/2009 2:57:08 PM

^^^Daniel Evans was a former walk-on who made his way to starter. Don't still hate on him.

Jake Delhomme is a PRO that gets paid MILLIONS and sucks ass....and always has, its just now more obvious.

[Edited on September 17, 2009 at 2:59 PM. Reason : WTF Rich Gannon? I'd kill to have Gannon over Delhomo]

9/17/2009 2:58:46 PM

BREAKING NEWS - Jake just turned over his ice tea at Bojangles this morning...two cubes were picked off by the Cajun Fillet biscuit & the rest fell incomplete.

9/18/2009 10:02:06 AM

Quote :

"WTF Rich Gannon? I'd kill to have Gannon over Delhomo"

yeah, who wouldnt want a QB who throws three pick-6's in the Super Bowl...

9/18/2009 11:14:39 AM

Yo DeltaBeta I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Rex Grossman was one of the greatest pro turnover artists of all time.

[Edited on September 18, 2009 at 12:02 PM. Reason : REx]

9/18/2009 11:59:03 AM

I'm predicting two touchdowns and 0 interceptions/fumbles. Why? Because I just picked up the Falcons' Defense on my fantasy team to capitalize off of Delhomme's turnover problems.

9/18/2009 12:36:57 PM

I realize everyone hates Bill Simmons, and I would include myself in that group, but... http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmonsnflpicks/090918

9/18/2009 1:48:50 PM

What a moronic argument. He's completely hit rock bottom so... GO JAKE!!! HE'S GONNA TURN IT AROUND.

This guy is DONE. Put a fork in him.

9/18/2009 2:09:41 PM

I guess if you go ahead and give up on Jake, when gametime comes on Sunday, and you're expecting 5 turnovers and he only gets 1, you can be like "huh, not bad Jake, not bad"

9/18/2009 2:15:15 PM

Yeah but still shitty.

[Edited on September 18, 2009 at 2:18 PM. Reason : *]

9/18/2009 2:17:25 PM

as Panthers fans, from Jake Haters to Jake Lovers, to everyone in between, what we need this week in Atlanta is a win...as the Cats emerge victorious, from the city that gave us the likes of Martin Luther King Jr. and Jermaine Dupree...we will be victorious, we will be 1-1 on the season, and we WILL do the dirty bird annoyingly as we leave the Georgia Dome since all those Falcons fan cocksuckers like to do that shit down the ramps at BofA Stadium

9/18/2009 2:20:03 PM

pretty good article by Simmons

Quote :

"Much better. I have two Adrian Peterson thoughts. First, he combines my favorite single qualities of five different great running backs: Walter Payton (the move where he breaks a tackle, then stiff-arms a tackler coming from behind to buy a second while getting his legs churning again); Barry Sanders (the part where he's so electric that it's just not worth betting heavily against his team because he can singlehandedly break you); Eric Dickerson (the way he cruises through a hole and you wait for him to kick it into another gear for a split second before realizing he's running away from everyone already); Emmitt Smith (a nasty edge that can only be described as "Look, there's no way we're losing this game and that's that"); and O.J. Simpson (killing). OK, just kidding about the last one. Peterson never killed anyone, and the Juice was acquitted, remember? (He was totally innocent! The jury said so and everything.) But can you think of another potentially great athlete who combined the best qualities of four legends? Me neither. "

[Edited on September 18, 2009 at 2:21 PM. Reason : s]

9/18/2009 2:20:18 PM

more of the video with Steve Smith

http://blogs.charlotte.com/panthers/2009/09/panthers-smith-give-jake-pep-talk.html

9/18/2009 8:00:09 PM