Arrrrrrr you ready!!




For those of you who do not know how to do it....here's how to get started
* Double up on all your adjectives and you'll be bountifully bombastic with your phrasing. Pirates never speak of "a big ship", they call it a "great, grand ship!" They never say never, they say "No nay ne'er!"
* Drop all your "g"'s when you speak and you'll get words like "rowin'", "sailin'" and "fightin'". Dropping all of your "v"'s will get you words like "ne'er", "e'er" and "o'er".
* Instead of saying "I am", sailors say, "I be". Instead of saying "You are", sailors say, "You be". Instead of saying, "They are", sailors say, "They be". Ne'er speak in anythin' but the present tense!

9/19/2009 9:44:09 AM

the only way I talk like a pirate today is when I tell all Tarhole fans to kiss my arse

9/19/2009 9:46:39 AM

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"Drop all your "g"'s when you speak and you'll get words like "rowin'", "sailin'" and "fightin'""

I do this anyway

9/19/2009 9:52:59 AM

http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/index.php

9/19/2009 10:36:18 AM

also, special for today

http://www.telltalegames.com/playlikeapirate/thanks

9/19/2009 11:14:15 AM

um no.

9/19/2009 11:28:13 AM

HAR HAR

9/19/2009 11:56:45 AM

ibsawahash

9/19/2009 3:05:35 PM

talk like pilot?

9/19/2009 3:49:00 PM

9/19/2009 4:39:01 PM

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"ibsawahash"

9/20/2009 9:23:25 PM

FSM

9/20/2009 9:27:30 PM

Its a day late, but I was out putting up campaign signs around town for a campaign I'm working with & I encountered a man riding on a bike with a parrot on his shoulder... actually ran into him twice. yarrr

9/20/2009 10:09:40 PM

obligatory "i'd make [insert user here] walk the plank, and capture her booty"

9/22/2009 3:58:18 AM

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!

9/19/2010 10:58:08 AM