So last night at woody's while enjoying my wings and monday night football, I start explaining to my roommate the brain-computer interaction research I'm doing and the implications it could have for mankind, like augmented or truly virtual reality. Then we get on the subject of video games.

fleshlight hero!
it's like guitar hero, but you fuck to a collection of porn highlights. making sure to get the depth, pressure, and angle right. get enough thrusts right in a row and you get porn star power.

Dear aspiring game developers,
make my game.

that is all

PS: I've never seen beer come out of someone's nose before

9/29/2009 8:36:21 AM

the game won't be made.

they want a game guys will be able and willing to play for more than 15 minutes at a time

9/29/2009 8:38:17 AM

I see your point

9/29/2009 8:39:40 AM

I was going to post something about try this in real life, blah blah blah, imply that you were sexually inadequate or something of that nature, but grimx already won.

9/29/2009 8:49:20 AM

One Night Stand

The game starts at your apartment. You have to shower and get dressed, choosing just the right clothing combination. Deodorant, hair gel, and cologne must be complimentary as well. From there you choose a bar based on popularity, drink specials, promotional events etc. Here's where you make your money....The player must then buy drinks for various girls in the bar. These virtual drinks will cost credits which must be purchased IRL. If he sets his sights too high or doesn't spend enough money on the girl the night will be a wash, but if he plays his cards just right; well, you know what happens.

9/29/2009 10:43:55 AM

9/29/2009 8:44:17 PM

^^i play video games to escape reality, not imitate it. i already fail at real life One Night Stand, why would I play virtual One Night Stand?

9/29/2009 8:48:40 PM

you could make fingerbang hero, i don't think that would tire anyone out sexually

9/29/2009 8:50:03 PM