hit it lizrock

This has been an AstralAdvent a lizrock presentation.

10/28/2009 12:48:36 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I bet this thread fails
Harder than you

10/28/2009 12:49:45 AM

okay i bet we lose the next football game.



that wasn't hard either.

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10/28/2009 12:50:24 AM

oh shit!

10/28/2009 12:50:57 AM

all of my poems are angry ones lol so I guess I'll have to stick to roses and violets...hmm

10/28/2009 12:51:06 AM

not a poem

this goes for all you nonpoem format fuckers

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 12:51 AM. Reason : ]

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 12:52 AM. Reason : oh shit i didn't put that in poem form ]

10/28/2009 12:51:12 AM

EPIC TWW ENTERTAINMENT KEEPING ME FROM GOING TO THE BAR LOL

10/28/2009 12:51:35 AM

heres a poem for lizrock


liz you rock
youre quite an ace
youre so very cool
and my best friend poopface

10/28/2009 12:52:08 AM

haha terrible poems > good poems

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10/28/2009 12:52:48 AM

The art of losing isn't hard to master;
so many things seem filled with the intent
to be lost that their loss is no disaster.

Lose something every day. Accept the fluster
of lost door keys, the hour badly spent.
The art of losing isn't hard to master.

Then practice losing farther, losing faster:
places, and names, and where it was you meant
to travel. None of these will bring disaster.

I lost my mother's watch. And look! my last, or
next-to-last, of three loved houses went.
The art of losing isn't hard to master.

I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster,
some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent.
I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster.

---Even losing you (the joking voice, a gesture
I love) I shan't have lied. It's evident
the art of losing's not too hard to master
though it may look like (Write it!) like disaster.




^^im not poop, you ass

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 12:53 AM. Reason : qwd]

10/28/2009 12:52:59 AM

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10/28/2009 12:53:45 AM

wow that was quick as shit for such a long poem.

goddamn

10/28/2009 12:54:01 AM

^^^tl;dr

no one has the time
to be readin all those lines

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 12:54 AM. Reason : ^^^]

10/28/2009 12:54:21 AM

kate is tearin this thread up with the epic poems.

Looks like i wasted my thread for the hour.

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10/28/2009 12:55:00 AM

^dear god LOLOL

10/28/2009 12:55:33 AM

if you keep posting in non poem format
I'M GONNA COME OVER AND BEAT YOUR FACE FLAT

lololol this is too much fun

10/28/2009 12:55:59 AM

haha i know i didnt write it, but i like it...here's one I wrote. Warning: My poem writing is emo.


he sees through his blinded eyes just black

i see color, something he does not know

sad i feel for his lost soul

cause i know he can sense it, but doesn't know where to go

transparent, he stands in front of me

and all i can do is cry, he asks why

because i love his heart and he is dying

he has talent for getting high

but i know he breathes, he bleeds

he feels the sting of the freezing rain

i want you to know

you are life, love, and pain




(this is old)

10/28/2009 12:56:08 AM

poopface always was one poetic motherfucker

10/28/2009 12:56:50 AM

lol saps poopface does not have these skeeeels. and his trivia sucks btw.

10/28/2009 12:57:30 AM

poopface pretends to be a chick
to excuse the fact his dick is the size of a clit

SNAP

10/28/2009 12:58:22 AM

oooo snap. i like that one dropdead, you should send it to him.

10/28/2009 12:58:59 AM

but my vocabulary
is the size of my willy :x

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10/28/2009 12:59:01 AM

my last poem was funny. i couldn't resist
but I feel it will earn my face an introduction to his fist

10/28/2009 12:59:52 AM

my jealousy of your talent is enraging me.

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10/28/2009 1:00:53 AM

I've got your back dropdeadkate

10/28/2009 1:00:54 AM

whatever, he's weak. that's why he picks on girls like me. unforunately for him he underestimates how painful my foot up his ass will be when I see him.

10/28/2009 1:01:16 AM

I love this shit.

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10/28/2009 1:01:46 AM

a foot up the ass does not sound like fun
but if your toe hits the right spot it might make him moan




and that would be really fucking weird

10/28/2009 1:02:17 AM

astral, th3oretecht, and drop dead k8
you make me smile like a kid who learns to skate
you guys are the coolest
like an icy pop
i love to post random shit
i just can't seem to stop

10/28/2009 1:03:26 AM

you've let me down.

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10/28/2009 1:04:05 AM

girl your skillz are fantastic
you can go for more than two lines
but the real answer we all need to know
is if you can go all night

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 1:05 AM. Reason : ]

10/28/2009 1:04:59 AM

shutup you know you loved it dearly

10/28/2009 1:05:07 AM

^^I believe that is a challenge!

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 1:06 AM. Reason : I will be back to check the status of said challenge - now to the bar for dinner!]

10/28/2009 1:05:42 AM

a challenge it wasn't, this you can trust
some bitches like me are just curious

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 1:06 AM. Reason : ]

10/28/2009 1:06:39 AM

girl i can go all night
i'll make him feel just right
i hope he looks like the brad pitt
ill make him suck my mutha fuckin ___ (fill in the blank, its wheel of fortune time)

10/28/2009 1:07:25 AM

TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

lizrock18

10/28/2009 1:07:47 AM

i'm think i'm gay, the first word that came to mind was dick

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[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 1:08 AM. Reason : ^wtf is that shit. worst poem i have ever seen.]

10/28/2009 1:08:08 AM

^^now you're just stealing

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 1:08 AM. Reason : asdf]

10/28/2009 1:08:30 AM

he is a hottie that mr. brad pitt
but i was sad when i saw that he had a small dick

10/28/2009 1:08:34 AM

love that poem...how I miss english classes at State

10/28/2009 1:08:44 AM

isn't that shit about the dude dying?

or was that the vase one. I read all this shit in high school, and i kinda wish i'd payed attention now...

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10/28/2009 1:09:17 AM

how does dick rhyme with pitt? clit you dummy!

10/28/2009 1:09:19 AM

I figured it out... but first instinct is usually the best one.

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10/28/2009 1:10:03 AM

oo this one is

For you to cast me out,

as if I'm mad,

as if I'm far too loud for my own good.

For you to speak so quietly about me,

as if I can't hear,

as if I'm oblivious.

I know you, serpent tongue,

I know you, soap actor,

politically correct, hypocrite.

Throw on your collar and foolish smile,

you don't fool me.

And if you amuse some,

it's because they don't think for themselves.

Go back to your little field,

laugh "ba" with the rest of the gutless sheep.

One day no one will pity you,

your fighting will be in vain,

and all of your "just-so-happen" losses

will haunt you.

So, cast me out,

you made me this way,

but I won't die confused,

wondering how I got here and where everyone went.

10/28/2009 1:10:26 AM

maybe you haven't noticed, and this is fine
BUT FROM NOW FUCKING ON DON'T GO MORE THAN 6 LINES

10/28/2009 1:11:21 AM

also, lizrock you have to come original to be hot
if you don't i guess you might get shot

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10/28/2009 1:12:19 AM

look woman, i wrote that a year ago
so don't talk unless talked to you damn ho





jk just needed something that rhymes with "ago" ilu

10/28/2009 1:12:37 AM

I DO WHAT I WANT
WHEN I WANT
THIS IS TRUE
so fuck you and your mom
and your little dog too



jk

10/28/2009 1:14:24 AM

I should've gone to bed
reading stupid shit instead
now i'll sleep like a rock
but first i'll beat my ____

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10/28/2009 1:14:43 AM

hey don't you be talking about my poochie
you ain't nothin but a straight up hoochie



haha nothing but love for you darrrrling

10/28/2009 1:15:32 AM