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http://www.details.com/celebrities-entertainment/cover-stars/200910/american-idol-adam-lambert-slideshow#slide=1







10/29/2009 9:34:20 AM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
He looks weird in that last pic  10/29/2009 9:34:54 AM
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McDanger All American 18835 Posts user info edit post |
lol 10/29/2009 9:35:16 AM
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thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, that last pic shouldn't be part of the slideshow. It's totally out of place. 10/29/2009 9:35:19 AM
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Ronny All American 30652 Posts user info edit post |
This thread doesn't make sense. 10/29/2009 9:35:43 AM
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thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
So the at the beginning didn't clue you in?
Lemme spell it out for you.
I'd make that boy wish he wasn't a homo.] 10/29/2009 9:36:04 AM
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Stimwalt All American 15292 Posts user info edit post |
He's a good singer and all, but what's with the Elvis look? 10/29/2009 9:39:13 AM
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elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah the last photo is off...
but when I first saw these pop up on The Superficial I thought the same thing..."daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn boy!" 10/29/2009 9:40:01 AM
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Arab13 Art Vandelay 45180 Posts user info edit post |
creepy bastard
he's got "rape face"
[Edited on October 29, 2009 at 9:40 AM. Reason : s] 10/29/2009 9:40:20 AM
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thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
I thought they were going for James Dean, personally. (At least in the first pic.)
That being said, I've convinced myself that he is bisexual. It just makes me feel better.
[Edited on October 29, 2009 at 9:41 AM. Reason : .] 10/29/2009 9:40:29 AM
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zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'd make that boy wish he wasn't a homo." |
I think the only way you could do that is to strap one on and cram it in his shitter. He's got "catcher" or "bottom" written all over him. 10/29/2009 9:41:29 AM
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elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
I too thought James Dean
thumper...you and I, my friend = same page  10/29/2009 9:41:50 AM
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Ronny All American 30652 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "That being said, I've convinced myself that he is bisexual. It just makes me feel better. " |
Your life must be pretty bland. 10/29/2009 9:42:44 AM
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thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |

i can't decide which is my favorite: the almost kiss or the almost boob-lick 
10/29/2009 9:43:45 AM
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Yao Ming All American 866 Posts user info edit post |
10 bucks says he popped wood at least once during that photo shoot 10/29/2009 9:50:03 AM
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Stimwalt All American 15292 Posts user info edit post |
James Dean had Dark Blonde hair. 10/29/2009 9:52:31 AM
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thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
^And? Like that matters. All he's missing from a few of those pics is a pack of cigs rolled up in his sleeve.
I pre-ordered Adam's new CD (which drops Nov. 23) and this is the cover art. It's all Xanadu-esque 
http://popwatch.ew.com/2009/10/28/adam-lambert-album-cover-deliberately-campy/
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
that cant seriously be the cover 10/29/2009 9:54:34 AM
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thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
It seriously is the cover.  10/29/2009 9:55:07 AM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
that's hard to believe 10/29/2009 9:56:13 AM
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nicklepickle All American 11693 Posts user info edit post |
he says he wanted people to be like wtf
 10/29/2009 9:58:05 AM
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zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
I was gonna say he looks more like a slightly manly woman on that cover. Hell, if I was drunk enough and had no idea he had a dick, I'd probably get a blowjob from the motherfucker. 10/29/2009 10:07:27 AM
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AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
i suck dicks so people are like wtf???
thats what you call an attention whore, and theres nothing cool about that.
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message./] 10/29/2009 10:07:40 AM
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thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
i don't understand why straight women tend to get crushes on gay men evan, help me understand!
 10/29/2009 10:14:30 AM
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poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
it's because it's something you gals can't have, and it drives you nuts 10/29/2009 10:15:46 AM
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Stimwalt All American 15292 Posts user info edit post |
This is why douchebags exist, they profit. 10/29/2009 10:16:08 AM
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poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
it's the same logic that when i have a girlfriend, it's like i'm sweating off spanish fly or something 10/29/2009 10:16:56 AM
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ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
wtf is wrong with his face? it looks like he has holes in it 10/29/2009 10:17:05 AM
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WillemJoel All American 8006 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, I definitely don't get it.
So women do actually want a girly man, then? 10/29/2009 10:17:06 AM
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thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "it's because it's something you gals can't have, and it drives you nuts " |
hahah you're probably right about that
Quote : | "This is why douchebags exist, they profit." |
he isn't a douchebag. he's actually a really nice guy from what i hear. he's just a flamboyant gay man. he likes getting people riled up. i think it's great!
[Edited on October 29, 2009 at 10:18 AM. Reason : .] 10/29/2009 10:17:07 AM
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Stimwalt All American 15292 Posts user info edit post |
I'm referring to narcissistic men that dress very well, like women, in order to attract women.

Perhaps the above image illustrates my point more accurately.
I don't know if he's a bad guy necessarily.
[Edited on October 29, 2009 at 10:22 AM. Reason : -] 10/29/2009 10:19:55 AM
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thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "So women do actually want a girly man, then?" |
i don't want a girly man. my attraction to Adam Lambert is strictly physical. he wears more makeup than i do. fuck that. 10/29/2009 10:20:15 AM
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WillemJoel All American 8006 Posts user info edit post |
purely physical? his face is covered in pox marks and acne scars. maybe he's got good teeth and shiny eyes or some shit. still, girls act twice as googly over that guy than most manly men of similar physical attributes. you can't deny it. 10/29/2009 10:22:29 AM
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NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35386 Posts user info edit post |
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thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
i would agree that without all the glitz and glam (ya know, makeup and fancy hair) he probably isn't nearly as cute as he's portrayed in all those photo shoots. it's his attitude, his persona...i dunno. i can't explain it.
i don't really wanna explain it. he's gay. i'm a woman. it's kinda silly.  10/29/2009 10:23:44 AM
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elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i don't understand why straight women tend to get crushes on gay men" |
ftr, I don't have a crush on Adam Lambert...I just think these photos are frickin' hot 10/29/2009 10:52:55 AM
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Arab13 Art Vandelay 45180 Posts user info edit post |
RAPEFACE 10/29/2009 10:56:17 AM
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LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i don't understand why straight women tend to get crushes on gay men" |
this morning on G105 Mike said he read that's the reason why girls are so obsessed with vampires right now...
something about subconsciously wanting to do their gay friend....
and imo he looks like Kelly Osbourne on that album cover 
[Edited on October 29, 2009 at 10:59 AM. Reason : hjhgh] 10/29/2009 10:57:35 AM
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thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
vampires....gay men....women want what they can't have! poopface said it best. 10/29/2009 10:58:12 AM
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Ronny All American 30652 Posts user info edit post |
read: women are fucking insane 10/29/2009 10:59:42 AM
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thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
i don't dispute that  10/29/2009 11:00:23 AM
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LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
for what it's worth...
i don't want to fuck adam lambert, any vampires, or any of my gay friends
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elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
yeah none of my gay friends do it for me either
(i won't get in to vampires...) 10/29/2009 11:02:24 AM
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thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
i have very few gay friends, but i don't wanna have sex with any of them adam lambert is just sexy imo, that's all.  10/29/2009 11:03:01 AM
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Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
He looks like Pink on that album cover.
And he is not cute.
But the third to last pic is pretty hot. 10/29/2009 11:05:20 AM
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Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
The way he sticks out his tongue makes me think he has no idea what he's doing. 10/29/2009 11:57:40 AM
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Arab13 Art Vandelay 45180 Posts user info edit post |
well you would know all about that!  10/29/2009 12:01:07 PM
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Shadowrunner All American 18332 Posts user info edit post |
I'm not a fan of using a woman as an accessory in a photoshoot like that. 10/29/2009 12:52:49 PM
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thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |

i wish i'd watched the AMA's last night!!! 
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iV6FTAlvcSt8xS_ZQY1Z9Q64ojfwD9C582A00

Quote : | "At one point, he thrusts a leather-clad male backup dancer's face toward his crotch, and later flashes a knowing smile as he strokes the same dancer's cheek after plowing through a door that swings both ways." | ] 11/23/2009 9:15:08 AM
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Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
oh good god 11/23/2009 9:16:51 AM
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