Let's just have one thread for shit.



Plop.

10/29/2009 3:12:26 PM

paaloomp-loomp

10/29/2009 3:13:05 PM

pooping with the door open ftw

10/29/2009 3:18:07 PM

this thread is shit.

10/29/2009 3:19:54 PM

that's the idea, yeah.



pfrrrrrt

10/29/2009 4:18:22 PM

i took one of the biggest poops ever at work today...i would guess top ten in volume terms

10/29/2009 4:35:19 PM

Signed




And by signed I mean I'm currently taking a shit in Bloomsburg PA.

10/29/2009 5:18:10 PM

Maybe this thread should have been about peeing, too.

10/29/2009 11:54:45 PM

bump

10/30/2009 8:09:04 AM

[pooping]

11/1/2009 10:42:22 AM

[/pooping]

11/1/2009 10:47:06 AM

he called the shit, "poop"

11/1/2009 10:49:10 AM

[pooping]

11/1/2009 12:47:36 PM

[/pooping] (slightly delayed finish post)

11/1/2009 12:58:55 PM

Quote :

"Let's just have one thread for shit."

ok

let's try using one of the thousands that were here before this one

11/1/2009 3:10:37 PM

Shit Happens

11/1/2009 3:12:10 PM

Quote :

"let's try using one of the thousands that were here before this one"

Dude, you already complained about this elsewhere. Did it need to get brought here as well? It's Chit Chat, just relax and have fun with it.

11/1/2009 3:14:04 PM

ok

let's try using one of the thousands that were here before this one

11/1/2009 3:14:31 PM

k, I don't feel like arguing with you.

11/1/2009 3:17:35 PM

or do u?

11/1/2009 3:18:35 PM

Pooping is serious business.

11/1/2009 3:19:02 PM

elementary school term

11/1/2009 3:19:43 PM

18 hours post fountain ftl

11/1/2009 9:40:28 PM

i just took my metformin after eating hot wings...




can you guess what happened?

11/1/2009 9:42:07 PM

toilet blast?

11/1/2009 9:51:13 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk

11/2/2009 2:16:23 AM

oxypowder FTW

11/2/2009 2:22:57 AM

11/2/2009 4:03:12 AM

yeah...Oxypowder will give you Types 4 through 7 in sequential order.


BELIEVE IT

11/2/2009 4:21:56 AM

never let it die

11/2/2009 11:18:34 AM

Do y'all test your farts before you fart? You know, to make sure it's a fart and not a poop?

11/2/2009 11:25:58 AM

had to poop during the night last night, then couldn't get back to sleep. i was miserable all day.

11/6/2009 7:39:17 PM

nasty

11/6/2009 7:50:46 PM

i know right. my stomach is less kind to me at 30.

11/6/2009 7:51:59 PM

yah

11/6/2009 7:52:44 PM

yah

11/6/2009 7:53:45 PM

bttt, my arse is on fire

Quote :

"RED PEPPER FLAKES"

11/10/2009 11:42:55 AM

holy cow that felt good

11/11/2009 10:22:02 PM

my legs fell asleep while playing brickbreaker on my morning dump, made it level 25

11/12/2009 9:19:46 AM

more like bricklayer, amirite?

11/12/2009 9:29:08 AM

can we add Optimum to the list of users who make terrible threads?

along with lafta and those other folks.

11/12/2009 9:30:48 AM

Ooooh, attention! Your opinion has been noted and filed.

11/12/2009 9:32:02 AM

just finished my morning routine

being regular is a perk

11/12/2009 9:32:06 AM

a cup of coffee and a cigarette = massive morning dump in 3.2 seconds


too many stimulants for my colon

11/12/2009 9:57:41 AM

Quote :

"my legs fell asleep while playing X"

i hate it when that happens

is it still considered regular if you poop like 4 times a day on average? or is this a problem? and whenever i eat stuff with a lot of oil in it, the shit comes like 30 minutes later if im lucky. normally i am shitting at the restaurant bc i think i wont make it home.

11/12/2009 9:58:05 AM

i crap 3 times a day normally, sometimes 4 if i eat mexican

11/12/2009 10:04:09 AM

do you ever think this is a problem?

11/12/2009 10:14:11 AM

jeez...on average, i poop once daily, usually in the mornings between 8 and 9...i take a book and read for about 15 minutes (of course i could make it quicker, but it's relaxing)

every now and then i'll skip a day and take a massive dump the next to make up for it, or i'll poop twice in a single day, but those don't happen very often

when i'm camping or traveling, though, i'm lucky if i poop once every 3 days

11/12/2009 10:26:27 AM

you must be terribly unpleasant by day 3.

11/12/2009 10:28:38 AM

not really...it comes out like type 2 and gives my bum a bit of a hard time, but it's not really uncomfortable until i'm about 15 minutes from home, at which point my body is all like "what the hell, man!"

11/12/2009 10:30:35 AM