FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "A rising Canadian folk singer was killed by coyotes this week in a national park in Nova Scotia, a park spokesman said Thursday.
Taylor Mitchell, 19, was at the beginning of the Skyline Trail in Cape Breton Highlands National Park on Tuesday afternoon when she was attacked, according to Chip Bird, the Parks Canada field unit superintendent for Cape Breton.
Bird said hikers saw the coyotes attacking Mitchell and called 911. She was airlifted to a hospital in Halifax, where she died about 12 hours later, he said." |
was she covered in gravy or something??
[Edited on October 29, 2009 at 3:31 PM. Reason : i guess "hot" might be an exageration, but w/e]10/29/2009 3:30:18 PM |
9one9 All American 21497 Posts user info edit post |
That shit is real. 10/29/2009 3:31:06 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
hot??? 10/29/2009 3:31:53 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
bitch??? 10/29/2009 3:33:59 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
the first picture i saw was more flattering, but either way, the bitch got killed by a fucking coyote
that's only slightly more likely than being killed by a cocker spaniel 10/29/2009 3:34:18 PM |
scotieb24 Commish 11085 Posts user info edit post |
10/29/2009 3:38:06 PM |
Novicane All American 15414 Posts user info edit post |
for some reason the "you gonna get raped" picture comes into my head. 10/29/2009 3:38:54 PM |
arog20012001 All American 10023 Posts user info edit post |
Why's she gotta be a bitch? 10/29/2009 3:39:24 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
10/29/2009 3:40:56 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
^^all bitches are "bitches" whether or not they're actually a bitch
[Edited on October 29, 2009 at 3:48 PM. Reason : you can respectfully lick my balls] 10/29/2009 3:42:03 PM |
arog20012001 All American 10023 Posts user info edit post |
^I respectfully disagree with you, troll. 10/29/2009 3:44:59 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
who, me?
[Edited on October 29, 2009 at 3:56 PM. Reason : what != who] 10/29/2009 3:46:55 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
^pretty much 10/29/2009 3:50:37 PM |
MovieGuru23 All American 1283 Posts user info edit post |
10/29/2009 3:51:04 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Not that hot ? She's stacked !
Look at her sippin that milk. Milk's done that body good.
[Edited on October 29, 2009 at 3:52 PM. Reason : x] 10/29/2009 3:51:58 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
i'm not sure what the means 10/29/2009 3:52:27 PM |
MovieGuru23 All American 1283 Posts user info edit post |
Hot????
10/29/2009 3:53:45 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
i'm offended by these accusations.
not funny, guys. 10/29/2009 3:55:45 PM |
slingblade All American 12133 Posts user info edit post |
Hot? 10/29/2009 3:56:11 PM |
lizrock18 All American 1072 Posts user info edit post |
she has potential in the looks department. but the important question is how was her music!? shallow douches. 10/29/2009 3:58:03 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "she has potential in the looks department. but the important question is how was her music rack!? shallow douches." |
10/29/2009 3:59:05 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
delicious apparently 10/29/2009 4:00:25 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
she looks like ruth threadgoode 10/29/2009 5:05:45 PM |
Wraith All American 27246 Posts user info edit post |
^^Win 10/29/2009 5:08:00 PM |
hooksaw All American 16500 Posts user info edit post |
Everything that grows in this country'll either bite you, stab you, or stick you.
--Rooster Cogburn
People simply shouldn't travel into the wilderness unarmed. I mean, you can't reason with a hungry coyote or mountain lion or bear.
But I'm sorry it happened to her. I wish I'd been there. 10/29/2009 5:15:26 PM |
Konami All American 10855 Posts user info edit post |
coyote ugly 10/29/2009 5:18:25 PM |
Nitrocloud Arranging the blocks 3072 Posts user info edit post |
It's not been unknown for coyotes to try and steal babies and toddlers as well. There's only one thing for a pack of wild dogs, a Mini-14 with an extended magazine. 10/29/2009 5:19:04 PM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
She clearly wasn't trained in anti-coyote defense.
I.E. - Punting those motherfuckers off the mountain. And don't tell me she couldn't, she's pretty damn brawny for a folk singer. She was probably tripping mushrooms at the time and thought the coyotes were wandering folk muses for the first half hour. 10/29/2009 5:32:18 PM |
mkcarter PLAY SO HARD 4365 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "she's pretty damn brawny for a folk singer" |
lol10/29/2009 5:45:58 PM |
Jeepxj420 All American 6755 Posts user info edit post |
My grandparents are from Nova Scotia 10/29/2009 6:09:12 PM |
HockeyRoman All American 11811 Posts user info edit post |
Coyotes take down Canucks! Highlights on nhl.com 10/29/2009 6:41:49 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
I tried to come up with one of those CSI miami one liners.... couldn't do it 10/29/2009 6:44:53 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Ironically, the coyotes ate everything except for the vagina..." |
10/29/2009 6:46:54 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Should make for some great material on her next album. 10/29/2009 6:47:09 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
^^lol ^lol 10/29/2009 6:49:31 PM |
Nerdchick All American 37009 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "People simply shouldn't travel into the wilderness unarmed. I mean, you can't reason with a hungry coyote or mountain lion or bear." |
lol wut
The US has such a conflicted relationship with nature. We idolize and FEAR it at the same time. You're much more likely to be murdered on your way to work. Do you ever leave your house unarmed? ]10/29/2009 6:50:11 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Sometimes I maul and eat hikers on the way to work. 10/29/2009 6:55:59 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114243 Posts user info edit post |
10/10 thread title 7/10/2010 9:57:46 PM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
i see that the question of "hot??" has already been asked, so my work here is done 7/10/2010 9:59:49 PM |
Hey_McFly All American 1116 Posts user info edit post |
that second pic makes her look like the actress jane adams
[Edited on July 10, 2010 at 10:34 PM. Reason : lets try this pic] 7/10/2010 10:26:29 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
the actress jane adams or the red x jane adams? 7/10/2010 10:27:57 PM |
marlndarln All American 1859 Posts user info edit post |
"But the wounded animal and a companion coyote managed to get away."
...weirdest phrase from the Huffington Post story 7/10/2010 10:47:20 PM |
fodrizzle All American 647 Posts user info edit post |
I didn't know coyotes attacked people... I thought only lions and tigers and bears did that shit. 7/10/2010 10:53:05 PM |
Doc Rambo IV All American 7202 Posts user info edit post |
OH MY
7/10/2010 11:04:44 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
7/10/2010 11:08:44 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
she wasn't all that stacked
7/10/2010 11:08:55 PM |
El Borracho All American 13971 Posts user info edit post |
the animals are rebelling! 7/11/2010 12:08:58 AM |
El Borracho All American 13971 Posts user info edit post |
fucking tdub
[Edited on July 11, 2010 at 12:12 AM. Reason : goddamnit!] 7/11/2010 12:08:58 AM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
you shut your dirty mouth, x2 7/11/2010 12:10:52 AM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
mmmmmmm cedar top 7/11/2010 12:13:10 AM |