Are driving me insane.

My status: You know what I hate more than getting a lecture when I need it? Getting a lecture when I don't need it! It angers me.

My mom's reply: As the person who brought you into this world and raised you for 22 years, I can give you a lecture anytime I feel you need one. That goes for your brothers, too if they are reading this. Love you!


She also called me to tell me she thinks I play bejeweled too much.

What are some great stories you have with your parents on facebook?

11/4/2009 6:28:43 PM

poopface poked my mom

11/4/2009 6:32:22 PM

Me: I searched for threads about parents on Facebook

Mom: Dumbass, there are like 20 of them....here are just a few -- http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=576785 and http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=575897

11/4/2009 6:34:46 PM

I don't care what you think! My mommy is making me mad, I can make a new thread if I want!

11/4/2009 6:36:40 PM

why don't you just defriend them?

11/4/2009 6:42:49 PM

My mom likes to write, "Love you MORE!" on my wall. Tis embarassing.

11/4/2009 6:43:30 PM

Does she add your freinds like my mom does!!!

11/4/2009 6:55:05 PM

You fuckers are dumb. Don't friend your parents.

11/4/2009 6:56:24 PM

computer illiterate parents ftmfw

11/4/2009 7:00:05 PM

My status: I keep the bible in a pool of blood so that none of its lies can affect me


TGD:It's ok David, Jesus still loves you

Old friend from the fire department: Not a single one of all the good promises the Lord had given to the family of Israel was left unfulfilled; everything he had spoken came true. --Joshua 21:45, NLT

Childhood best friend's mom: In actuality, the Bible does speak the truth. Good, bad, or indifferent, the truth is there. We may not be willing to accept it, but it is there, waiting.

Me: Greg, I'm afraid you're mistaken. The flying spaghetti monster is the only one who truly loves all. May he grace you with his noodly appendage.

Aunt: Jesus is always there. It is only us who moves away. He's crazy about you!



Then I got this message from my great aunt:

David, I just want to let you know that Jesus does love you and always will and he will watch over you and wait for you to beleive in him. You check it out the Bible is the most correct history book ever written. That says something, does it not. The world is a great place with you in it, a even better place for you if you become a beleiver. Love Aunt Donnie

11/4/2009 7:01:31 PM

Mom has a tendency to go through my friends list and ask me about every girl on there she doesn't know, and most of the ones she does know. I make the mistake of pointing out that the majority are married or engaged, and almost all of the rest are in long term relationships. Then she starts asking why I'm not one of those things.

She also likes to put up pictures and tag them, which (at least for a while) negates my lifelong strategy of never having tagged pictures of myself on facebook.

11/4/2009 7:02:49 PM

aha, my mom barely knows what facebook is.

now some of my aunts and uncles-that's different.

these are great though.

[Edited on November 4, 2009 at 7:11 PM. Reason : i LOVE slingblade's!]

11/4/2009 7:11:18 PM

That's funny, because I love Joie

11/4/2009 7:17:16 PM

haha I would defriend my mom, but I don't even wanna imagine the severity of doing this. I will get questions of what am I hiding and probably get stalked even more.

11/4/2009 7:17:37 PM

whenever my mom tried to facebook friend me, I explained to her that since she was in the fayetteville network and that I was in the nc state network that we could not be friends. She was slightly confused by the concept, to which I replied "yeah, facebook's wierd"

problem averted

11/4/2009 7:19:10 PM

^Wouldn't work for me. My dad both invented the internet and loves making me miserable. Ask BigEgo

11/4/2009 7:20:36 PM

^that's kinda how it is for me. My dad figures shit like that out, so if I tried that on him he would wonder why he can be friends with people in other networks but not me, then he would inform my mom...this would then in turn cause even more shit hitting the fan.

11/4/2009 7:21:42 PM

My dad probably tells my mom that I would love it if she would comment on everything I do.

11/4/2009 7:22:34 PM

would it be possible to limit their access to certain things like status and questionable photos?

I know you can have limited profiles for certain friends, but I don't know about status

11/4/2009 7:23:59 PM

the best thing my mom does is after she gives me a rant on what I should or shouldn't be doing on facebook she adds "Love you!" after it.
She should just say "this embarasses me more than you" instead.

11/4/2009 7:24:24 PM

Quote :

"would it be possible to limit their access to certain things like status and questionable photos? I know you can have limited profiles for certain friends, but I don't know about status "

yes

put all family into a group

settings->privacy->status and links->then select which groups can view your statii

11/4/2009 7:25:52 PM

I'm glad all the older people on my facebook don't ever message me and rarely comment on my stuff

they seem to have good sense that your mom doesn't seem to have

11/4/2009 7:28:28 PM

my mom is on there but she doesn't bother anyone

11/4/2009 7:44:16 PM

I keep my mom on there so I have another neighbor for Farmville.

11/4/2009 7:55:01 PM

my mom still uses dial-up

true story

11/4/2009 7:56:25 PM

My dad is addicted to that pirate game on Facebook

11/4/2009 7:57:17 PM

sawahash, you're from bumfuck, nc.

your parents are going to object to most everything you do anyway

11/4/2009 7:57:50 PM

hahaha wtf? That's not what I was getting a lecture on. My parents are actually pretty cool with most of the things I do...well except the fucking around with school part.

11/4/2009 8:45:57 PM

My parents don't know how to use a computer, let alone facebook.

However I'm friends with my Grandma on facebook.

11/4/2009 8:50:31 PM

my parents are kind of slow to catch up with trends. they got their first dvd player like 3 years ago

11/4/2009 8:51:48 PM

^hehehehe makes me think- my mom calls a dvd player a "dvd".

it can get really confusing. we went shopping for a new tv and she kept asking "Does this come with a DVD?" (meaning a built in dvd player)

its cute

11/4/2009 9:02:45 PM

^Mine too, for which I'm eternally grateful. Once I bitched about something and my sister read it and relayed it to my mom. I had to change my privacy settings (which probably don't even work right) so my sis doesn't see shit I post. Fuckin tattletale.

11/4/2009 9:03:03 PM

Yeah, OK Dad.

You can forward this to me and my mom



but you hide me on Facebook because I have a picture captioned

Quote :

"SHIT YOU GET"

in an event with my friends . (Hiding me because of foul language)

12/22/2009 7:20:58 PM

i thought this thread was going to be about stay at home moms constantly updating me on their daily homemaking activities and how much they love their toddlers

i don't think my parents aren't on facebook. if they are, they didn't feel the need to friend me.

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 7:37 PM. Reason : .]

12/22/2009 7:35:50 PM

Hahaha my parents figured out what Facebook was a few months ago (they previously thought it was an actual book that you can buy... they asked me if I wanted "a Facebook"). When they finally found my profile, they saw that one of my friends had a picture of him with another person. The other person was wearing a turban. My step mother called me immediately and told me to cancel my Facebook account as soon as I could because they might fire me at work for being friends with a guy wearing a turban. The ironic part is that my dad is Iranian...

12/22/2009 7:51:10 PM

^^^ chick on the bottom looks like taylor swift.

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 7:55 PM. Reason : c]

12/22/2009 7:55:36 PM

my dad refuses to get on facebook.....which works well for me.

my brother is on facebook but he rarely gets on.

my coworker's grandma is on facebook and i about died laughing when he told me this today.

12/22/2009 8:05:45 PM

^^OMFG TUURIST

12/22/2009 8:06:56 PM

I miss the wild west days of facebook, when you could talk about getting wasted or a hot hookup, or a really good blowjob you got without your grandma seeing it.

12/22/2009 8:07:26 PM

I am friends with no family members on FB. For a reason.

12/22/2009 8:12:59 PM

im friends with several members of my family on facebook.

and cody's.

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 8:17 PM. Reason : no probelms, yet at least. ]

12/22/2009 8:15:51 PM

My grandfather just added me on Facebook

2/5/2010 7:47:31 PM

I've just gotten my mother-in-law on Facebook and I'm trying to get my mother on.

2/5/2010 7:54:53 PM

My mom nags me enough IRL I don't need her doing it on Facebook too.

2/5/2010 8:17:29 PM

Almost like facebook itself - is lame.

2/5/2010 8:19:07 PM

Quote :

"You fuckers are dumb. Don't friend your parents."

and

Quote :

"computer illiterate parents ftmfw"

2/5/2010 8:21:17 PM

haha or you can just privacy control your parents

eric's jammin for jesus (hardcore) slighty homosexual grandfather is friends with me on facebook but i made it so he can't see shit.

2/5/2010 8:22:19 PM

there is nothing my parents will learn about me through facebook that they don't already know

2/5/2010 8:22:43 PM

haha I would defriend my mom, but I don't even wanna imagine the severity of doing this. I will get questions of what am I hiding and probably get stalked even more reminders of what a horrible person I am and that she didn't want me in the first place.

2/5/2010 8:34:53 PM

set em up

2/5/2010 8:35:51 PM