(stolen from what)

Post the confessions you receive, but DON'T reveal the sender. Put the confession in a quote tag so people know it wasn't you that originally said it.

By posting in this thread you agree to receive PMs and maintain the code of anonymity. If you don't want to participate don't post.

Also, if you want to respond to something posted in here, don't use quote tags for that, use the carat arrows. It'll get really confusing ITT otherwise.

11/10/2009 10:58:06 PM

this will end well

11/10/2009 10:58:54 PM

Quote :

"From : evan To : Ernie Received : Friday November 10, 2009 at 10:58 PM Subject : confession I sucked Hamburglar's dick"

11/10/2009 10:59:52 PM

yay i want someone to pm me a confession!

11/10/2009 10:59:52 PM

i wouldnt say anything

11/10/2009 11:00:19 PM

^^^come on, ernie, we are in our 20s

11/10/2009 11:00:44 PM

I'll play, as long as you don't confess something that I can't ethically keep mum on.

11/10/2009 11:00:55 PM

I didn't read this very carefully. I thought we were supposed to PM evan

11/10/2009 11:03:11 PM

someone pm me a confession!

11/10/2009 11:03:14 PM

Quote :

"I completely shaved the area around my penis and scrotum, along with upper/lower back hair, abdomen, and chest hair, the other day."

(^^nah, you can PM anyone who posts in this thread.)

11/10/2009 11:03:17 PM

Quote :

"I treat myself worse than I treat anyone else. You wouldn't believe how much irrational self-hate I have. Despite this, I keep it to myself. "

11/10/2009 11:04:01 PM

Quote :

"I sucked Hamburglar's dick"

hahaha

Quote :

"i have fleas."

Quote :

"evan is the coolest user on thewolfweb. 10/10"

aw, shucks

11/10/2009 11:04:32 PM

post

11/10/2009 11:04:54 PM

I'll play.

11/10/2009 11:05:06 PM

i'll think about it

11/10/2009 11:05:34 PM

Quote :

"From : ********* To : sawahash Received : Tuesday November 10, 2009 at 11:04 PM Subject : confession recently i've been having dreams that i'm completely in love with this boy. the boy always changes. and it is never someone i know in real life. but it is NEVER my boyfriend. i always wake up feeling really weird. "

just fyi people...I totally made a sound effect when I put the ***** in the sender spot....

11/10/2009 11:06:09 PM

don't post the entire message with headers, haha
just post the content

11/10/2009 11:06:36 PM

SAWAHASH HAS POSTED A GREAT MYSTERY

WHO COULD IT BE

11/10/2009 11:07:04 PM

I AM DISAPPOINT

11/10/2009 11:07:29 PM

^^^^ i have that dream sometimes.

except its like cody and someone else switch places.
its so weird. (dont worry cody knows about this)



WHY DONT I HAVE ONE?

11/10/2009 11:08:36 PM

I don't know who to PM!

11/10/2009 11:08:53 PM

Quote :

"From : ********* To : sawahash Received : Tuesday November 10, 2009 at 11:06 PM Subject : confession i scratch my balls 9 or 10 times a day while standing around at work. "

I did the sound effects again.

11/10/2009 11:09:01 PM

^^^i think everyone has that dream from time to time
or, at least, some variation of it

^^anyone in here!

Quote :

"I eat my boogers "

eww.

Quote :

"my pee kills bushes"

cause several times

11/10/2009 11:09:07 PM

i've got a gem that I'm not sure who i wanna sent it to haha.

11/10/2009 11:11:50 PM

I just sent one.

11/10/2009 11:14:14 PM

Quote :

"i wish evan wasnt gay hes kind of hot"

11/10/2009 11:14:38 PM

yay, i'm glad people are finally starting to send them to people other than me

^OH SNAP SON. damn anonymity

11/10/2009 11:14:54 PM

Quote :

"one time I had a dream that Taylor Hanson went on a walk with me in a park and we held hands."

11/10/2009 11:15:01 PM

Quote :

"i was once raped"

11/10/2009 11:15:48 PM

Quote :

"i've always wanted to make a thread and show tdub my titties. "

11/10/2009 11:15:49 PM

Quote :

"i was just kidding about that evan thing lol"

11/10/2009 11:15:55 PM

Quote :

"i love my cat "

11/10/2009 11:16:11 PM

^^^^but it was ok?

^^you crushed my hopes and dreams. MY HOPES AND DREAMS, OK?!

11/10/2009 11:16:38 PM

Quote :

"i liked it"

11/10/2009 11:17:02 PM

Quote :

"sometimes it's fun to be an attention whore, especially when I'm lonely. "

11/10/2009 11:17:51 PM

i guess this is sort of like TWW postsecret or something.

very cathartic... at least, it is to me.

11/10/2009 11:18:57 PM

Quote :

"i started my period yesterday for the first time in almost three months. "

11/10/2009 11:19:29 PM

haha i love this game

11/10/2009 11:19:40 PM

Quote :

"the bottom of my feet are really gross and tough and i like to peel the skin off and tonight i didn't wanna get my boots wet in the rain so i walked to my car in a parking deck barefoot AND went in the elevator barefoot. now i prob have aids."

11/10/2009 11:19:55 PM

Quote :

"I can't sleep because I think I'm fat and that my boyfriend is going to leave me/cheat on me with a skinny girl. "

11/10/2009 11:20:22 PM

aha

These are pretty transparent

11/10/2009 11:20:25 PM

ill bite

11/10/2009 11:20:37 PM

Quote :

"I'm bulimic. It has been under control for the past 3 years, but lately it's been coming back."

11/10/2009 11:21:20 PM

^^^it'll get better when more people start participating
the thread on what has been going for 568 pages now.

11/10/2009 11:23:31 PM

Quote :

"i've always wanted to pee on someone, just to see what r kelly was thinking "

11/10/2009 11:24:08 PM

Quote :

"sometimes when i fart i put my hand down there and bring it back up and see if i can smell anything"

11/10/2009 11:24:45 PM

Quote :

"sometimes I'm afraid that I'm nice to people for the wrong reasons."

11/10/2009 11:25:21 PM

I will play this game

and pm sent

11/10/2009 11:26:59 PM

Quote :

"I teabagged Mayor McCheese"

11/10/2009 11:27:06 PM

This is fun. I'm also starting some cool conversations based on these confessions.

11/10/2009 11:28:01 PM