sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
holy crap!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k52QWFeP7OY
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dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
last week called
it agrees that that bitch is crazy 11/12/2009 5:11:15 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
holy fucking old
and none of it would've happened if she'd been sent off for that studs-up tackle from behind 11/12/2009 5:11:17 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
damn it... 11/12/2009 5:11:48 PM |
jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
damn, all of those chicks would get it 11/12/2009 5:12:11 PM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold 11/12/2009 5:12:31 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
that video never gets old 11/12/2009 5:12:50 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
shut up! gah!
you don't gotta rub the old in my face....
speaking of old, I was writing a paper and I had to use the brackets in a quote in order to make the quotation fit the sentence and I totally put [old] in my paper, I kinda giggled. 11/12/2009 5:13:36 PM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
11/12/2009 5:14:52 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
bitches having a cat fight has nothing to do with soccer. the game of soccer is for pussies 11/12/2009 5:14:55 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
When I played I did some stupid shit until I was a senior, my senior year I just didn't give a fuck anymore and went out there to have fun and ended up having the best season in all of high school.
But bitches would be backing up on me so I would knee their ass. One time a girl did a move to try to trip me, and so I fell on purpose on her with force and she ended up getting a yellow card for it. 11/12/2009 5:16:47 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
those NM chicks need to fuckin get laid... or be beat into a bloody pulp. or both. 11/12/2009 5:26:21 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "bitches having a cat fight has nothing to do with soccer. the game of soccer is for pussies" |
you know a sport/event sucks when you have to have additional, outside the game itself things happen to make it interesting... see wrecks in NASCAR
[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 5:42 PM. Reason : d]11/12/2009 5:41:59 PM |
Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
soccer is the only major sport i'm aware of where players take dives. that's pussy shit. 11/12/2009 5:44:59 PM |
ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
flopping in basketball not count? 11/12/2009 5:45:37 PM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
^^ You're a dumbass. 11/12/2009 5:53:37 PM |
McDanger All American 18835 Posts user info edit post |
soccer's pretty cool never understood the hate over it 11/12/2009 5:59:09 PM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
Be A Man Posted at: 2009-10-15 11:26:06 | 160 comments | Add Comment Original ad: Old/used soccer equipment wanted for my kid. Will drive to pick up anywhere near Malvern. No calls, email only: ************@verizon.net From Me to ************@verizon.net:
Hello,
I have a bunch of old soccer equipment that would be perfect for your daughter. I have soccer balls, nets, cleats, etc. Let me know specifically what you need and we can talk prices.
Thanks,
Mike
From ************@verizon.net to Me:
Actually the stuff is for my son because I want to get him started in soccer. I'm in need of a practice net, soccer ball and kids size 6 cleats if you have them. Thanks.
From Me to ************@verizon.net:
My mistake, I assumed it was for your daughter because it is soccer. If that is the way you want to raise your son, I have some other items you may want to buy for him. I have a pink twirling baton with silver ribbons, and a cheerleader set consisting of two pom-poms, pink cheerleader bloomers, and a toy megaphone.
I'm charging $100 for the practice net, $20 for the ball, $25 for the baton, and $30 for the cheerleader set. I don't have kids size 6 cleats, but you don't really need cleats for soccer anyway. Your son could probably just use his bunny slippers.
Let me know if you are interested.
Mike
From ************@verizon.net to Me:
Well I'm definitely interested in kicking your fucking ass. One question, asshole: if you think soccer is so gay, why do you have soccer equipment, and a cheerleader set and baton?
From Me to ************@verizon.net:
Please, you aren't kicking anyone's ass. The fact that you are getting your son started in soccer instead of football says a lot about you as a man.
To answer your question, I have the baton and cheerleader set as trophies. When I was a kid, I used to go around the neighborhood and beat up all the other kids who played soccer and steal their stuff. I acquired the cheerleader set and baton from this one kid in the neighborhood, Caleb. I always knew that kid wasn't right - he used to ride around on a pink bike and always wanted to have tea parties with the other kids. I tried to help him by beating him up and stealing his baton, but I don't think it worked. I saw him in Philly a few years ago, blowing some guy in an alley. Anyway, I kept my gatherings in my shed out back as a testament to my manliness, but I need to make room for my new shotgun and power saw.
So do you want the stuff or not? I also have Brokeback Mountain on DVD. I ordered Die Hard, but that was sent to me in error. It sounds like a movie that you and your son would enjoy watching.
From ************@verizon.net to Me:
You must be so proud of what a big man you are with your shotgun and power saw.
From Me to ************@verizon.net:
You're goddamn right I am. It's just part of being a man, which you apparently know nothing about. Tell you what - forget the baton and cheerleader set. I want to help you. I'll sell you my shotgun for $1,700. It is a 10-gauge Remington that'll put some hair on your chest. Take your son hunting with it. There is nothing more manly than blowing a deer's head off and eating the raw venison from its neck.
Then, after you are done manning up, you can come back and I'll sell you some football equipment for your son. I'd hate to see him blowing Caleb in an alley in Philly some day.
From ************@verizon.net to Me:
How about you take your shotgun and stick it up your ass and pull the trigger? Go fuck yourself. 11/12/2009 6:11:44 PM |
josephlava21 All American 2613 Posts user info edit post |
I did you gotta problem with that? 11/12/2009 6:12:35 PM |
McDanger All American 18835 Posts user info edit post |
^^ haha the "tough guy" probably votes straight ticket republican and secretly wishes he could suck a 13 year old boy's nutsack
[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 6:14 PM. Reason : .] 11/12/2009 6:14:04 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
yeh! and the not tough guy is a straight ticket voting democrat who sucks 13 year olds' sacks 11/12/2009 6:16:37 PM |
McDanger All American 18835 Posts user info edit post |
fuck democrats they're fake ass leftists 11/12/2009 6:25:40 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
11/12/2009 7:19:45 PM |
Don Beebe Suspended 1180 Posts user info edit post |
damn this shit is older than John Kerry's balls 11/12/2009 7:20:22 PM |
LiLStarlet27 All American 1176 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "soccer's pretty cool never understood the hate over it" |
i have never understood why it is so liked...i mean, esp. in other parts of the world. i just can't get into the sport.
one time, my neighbor who was a team member of the Carolina Courage (back when they were around), gave me tickets to a game. So i went with my best friend, and we enjoyed it. But when i was in middle/high school and we had to play soccer as a part of gym class, i was one of those girls who just stood there socializing and didnt pay any attention to the ball. 11/12/2009 7:33:53 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
the mormons still won 11/12/2009 7:38:10 PM |
kiljadn All American 44689 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Cool story, bro 11/12/2009 8:03:40 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ Sounds like you're a dumb fat bitch who should keep her mouth shut 11/12/2009 8:04:28 PM |
LiLStarlet27 All American 1176 Posts user info edit post |
LOL quite the opposite. I'm very petite, thin. and no i don't keep my mouth shut. no need to be hatin, GOD. who knew God was so nasty?!
oh yea, and bet i'm wayyyyy smarter than your sorry ass.
[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 8:06 PM. Reason : haha] 11/12/2009 8:05:38 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
*fist bump* 11/12/2009 8:06:29 PM |
Grandmaster All American 10829 Posts user info edit post |
haha DontEvenReply gold ITT 11/12/2009 8:13:19 PM |
LiLStarlet27 All American 1176 Posts user info edit post |
11/12/2009 8:15:08 PM |
El Nachó special helper 16370 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "oh yea, and bet i'm wayyyyy smarter than your sorry ass." |
I haven't read anything in this thread at all, so I don't even know who this is directed towards, but I really find it funny that someone would say they're smarter than anyone else when they don't even know how to properly spell a simple and common word like 'yeah'.11/12/2009 8:37:19 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "who knew God was so nasty?!" |
The Bible has a number of passages to that effect.11/12/2009 9:19:32 PM |
slaptit All American 2991 Posts user info edit post |
most people i know who think soccer is gay have never played an actual, serious game.....
but in all reality, soccer players are some of the best athletes........argue what you will 11/12/2009 10:34:15 PM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
soccer is a very dangerous game to play, since there is a ranking fever lets rank the safest sports
1. golf 2. baseball 3. tennis 4. bball 5. football 6. soccer 7. rugby 8. mma 11/12/2009 10:40:20 PM |
LiLStarlet27 All American 1176 Posts user info edit post |
El Nachó
dude, you CANNOT even be serious. yeah/yea is something you're going to bitch about?
11/12/2009 11:23:34 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Of course soccer is a pussy sport. That's why they can put one bitch who's not a pussy in there and she can dominate. In any other sport they would have just sent in someone they could afford to dispose of to crack her eye socket and get thrown out of the game. Either that or both teams would have just brawled it out in the middle of the field.
[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 11:30 PM. Reason : l] 11/12/2009 11:29:51 PM |
WillemJoel All American 8006 Posts user info edit post |
baseball is more dangerous than tennis-trust me.
also, football is easily more dangerous than soccer for the head trauma alone. 11/12/2009 11:31:22 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
women fighting is seriously the hottest shit ever.
not bitchy catfights in clubs but shit like this. raw female anger.
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 11/12/2009 11:35:19 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
this is such an old argument! 11/12/2009 11:36:16 PM |
jprince11 All American 14181 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "soccer is a very dangerous game to play, since there is a ranking fever lets rank the safest sports
1. golf 2. baseball 3. tennis 4. bball 5. football 6. soccer 7. rugby 8. mma" |
100. is either drag racing, bullfighting, or most probably that shit I've been seeing on tv lately where people take planes through obstacle courses flying through hoops like a 100 feet off the ground and shit11/12/2009 11:46:43 PM |
El Nachó special helper 16370 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "El Nachó
dude, you CANNOT even be serious. yeah/yea is something you're going to bitch about?
" |
I'm not bitching. Just pointing out the fact that you're probably not as smart as you think you are (and as you're boasting to be) if you don't know simple English.11/12/2009 11:48:51 PM |
LiLStarlet27 All American 1176 Posts user info edit post |
el nacho, just based on how fucking picky you are about a freaking WOLF WEB FORUM sounds like you're a really cool, awesome, fun person.
[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 11:57 PM. Reason : eiofje] 11/12/2009 11:56:59 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
i love SOCCER!! 11/12/2009 11:57:11 PM |
El Nachó special helper 16370 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "el nacho, just based on how fucking picky you are about a freaking WOLF WEB FORUM sounds like you're a really cool, awesome, fun person." |
And this somehow changes the fact that you're stupid?
Didn't think so.11/13/2009 12:01:39 AM |
LiLStarlet27 All American 1176 Posts user info edit post |
^hahaha. omg kid, get a life already. stop hatin' yo. 11/13/2009 12:03:20 AM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
another broken leg today, this sport is for real 12/3/2009 11:23:50 PM |
Kingpin_80 All American 1372 Posts user info edit post |
OLD 12/3/2009 11:25:18 PM |
NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62418 Posts user info edit post |
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