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"fuck a vampire/werewolf bestiality love triangle"

11/22/2009 11:38:42 PM

unfortunately there is no fucking in the movies or books (except for the last book)

11/22/2009 11:39:45 PM

OMFG SPOILERS

11/22/2009 11:40:30 PM

i'd fuck the shit out of the underaged actor who plays the werewolf

because i am a dirty dirty pervert

oh well he is legal in the UK

11/22/2009 11:41:47 PM

silveryshadowrunner

11/22/2009 11:42:33 PM

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"i'd fuck the shit out of the underaged actor who plays the werewolf because i am a dirty dirty pervert oh well he is legal in the UK "

ditto. I'm a horrible person. At least you're closer to his age.

11/22/2009 11:44:45 PM

this could have easily gone in one of the other 20 million twilight threads

11/22/2009 11:45:12 PM

I wish he were taller though. he's the same height as me. I prefer my guys to be at least 6'2" so I don't feel like such a giant freak of a woman

11/22/2009 11:47:35 PM

^^ but it's a completely unique thought on Twilight totally deserving its own (Chit Chat) thread

11/22/2009 11:54:26 PM

^^

11/23/2009 12:23:15 AM

11/23/2009 8:55:33 AM

ghey

11/23/2009 9:05:13 AM

I love OP even if the 2nd post is correct.

Fuck Twilight.

Meyer changed everyone's look on vampires and she deserves to die.

11/23/2009 9:10:59 AM

those vampires are almost as bad as tom cruise and brat pitt

11/23/2009 9:12:58 AM

Exactly my point, I mean damn. vampires aren't supposed to be cuddly.

11/23/2009 9:31:41 AM

Here's the best description of twilight that I've heard yet:

11/23/2009 10:19:36 AM

women gotta get their mind porn somewhere, y'all.

11/23/2009 10:23:37 AM

Twilight is just an excuse for women to drool over hot under-aged guys via the guise of some cheesy fantasy plot-line. Remove the hot guys, and the Twilight craze evaporates instantly, because no one actually values the story itself.

11/23/2009 10:25:57 AM

my gf went to watch it yesterday, i stayed home and played smb

11/23/2009 11:04:43 AM

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"my gf went to watch it yesterday, i stayed home and played smb"

A total "adult" day

11/23/2009 11:11:00 AM

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"Twilight is just an excuse for women to drool over hot under-aged guys via the guise of some cheesy fantasy plot-line. Remove the hot guys, and the Twilight craze evaporates instantly, because no one actually values the story itself."

THIS is the best description of Twilight I've ever heard.

11/23/2009 11:11:42 AM

OMGAH! WILL PEOPLE JUST GET OFF TWILIGHT AND NEW MOON???? DAMN!!!!!!

I mean I think some of the haters are more obsessed with it than people who like it!


Seriously for people who really hate it y'all sure do like to talk about it a lot. A lot more than me and I love the books and movies.

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 11:12 AM. Reason : ]

11/23/2009 11:12:08 AM

Want us to leave it alone? Stop doing posts like OMG new moon roll call.

Peoples reactions to this garbage is justified.

Like twilight - treat it like porn. Watch it, enjoy it but keep it to yourselves.

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 11:17 AM. Reason : g]

11/23/2009 11:15:29 AM

^^aren't you the chick who is obsessed with hanson?

if so, then you are truly the lowest common denominator of entertainment consumers. It's almost worth bragging about.

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 11:17 AM. Reason : asdf]

11/23/2009 11:17:18 AM

haha I haven't posted in that in a long time, and I haven't even posted much about it after I saw the movie other than a few times telling people who asked what it was like....


but people keep going on and on and on about how horrible it is, if you think it's horrible then stop talking about it....


ENTERTAINMENT MASTERS ITT

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 11:18 AM. Reason : ]

11/23/2009 11:17:54 AM

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"Like twilight - treat it like porn. Watch it, enjoy it but keep it to yourselves."

Lets compare the number of anti-twilight threads that popped up recently compared to the pro-twilight threads that have popped up. It's not from lack of fans, there are several on here, I've had pm conversations with quite a few actually, but we aren't going on and on and on about how much we love it....mostly because we are all adults and we have our moment of being caught up in the moment then we can go on with our lives....

Unfortunatly I don't think a lot of you are able to go on with your lives when something in entertainment comes out that you don't like. I don't see how any of this is harmful to you folks.
I've never understood the holier than thou view people take with entertainment. Especially the people who hate things just because they are the popular thing.

11/23/2009 11:22:48 AM

NP - if you think its "great" then you stop talking about it.

11/23/2009 11:23:54 AM

My rant really doesn't have anything to do with twilight now. Honestly it just has to do with anytime any type of entertainment happens there are always people who like to insult those who like it or like to insult those who don't like it. I mean seriously? Can't people just like what they like without having to have some holier than thou entertainment douche bag decide if their life is pointless or not because of the movies they watch, music they listen to, hobbies they have?

Just let people be who they are without condemning them....especially over something so trivial like a movie!

11/23/2009 11:27:26 AM

Then perhaps TWW is not the website for you?

11/23/2009 12:21:51 PM

More like this world....it's not just people on tww that act like this. It's all over. People like to insult other on entertainment. I mean why do people allow something as small as entertainment to decide if someone is worthy or not? Yeah, lets ignore their morals, they like Hanson, omgah, that person is a horrible person.

11/23/2009 12:25:21 PM

it feeds our hate engines infernal fire that provide warm fuzzies inside for us

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 1:24 PM. Reason : s]

11/23/2009 1:24:05 PM

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"More like this world....it's not just people on tww that act like this. It's all over. People like to insult other on entertainment. I mean why do people allow something as small as entertainment to decide if someone is worthy or not? Yeah, lets ignore their morals, they like Hanson, omgah, that person is a horrible person."

I don;t think you are a horrible person - I just think you are childish for losing your shit over something written for a 14 year old.

11/23/2009 1:46:00 PM

[no]

11/23/2009 1:47:06 PM

In the realm of satire, which I have quite a bit of experience with, the only things that are off limits are things that people cannot control. For example, making fun of someone who is paralyzed, retarded, naturally unattractive, etc. Making fun of the choices that people make is not off limits, in fact, it provides some of the best material to a comedic mind in the entire world. While you may not agree with someone making fun of your choice of entertainment, it is fair game.

11/23/2009 1:51:13 PM

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"WASTE OF MONEY"

11/23/2009 1:52:09 PM

Maybe we talk about it all the time because it's constantly being shoved down all our throats in every media form there is because people who like it don't know how to like it without losing their shit.

11/23/2009 2:00:52 PM

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"In the realm of satire, which I have quite a bit of experience with, the only things that are off limits are things that people cannot control. For example, making fun of someone who is paralyzed, retarded, naturally unattractive, etc. Making fun of the choices that people make is not off limits, in fact, it provides some of the best material to a comedic mind in the entire world. While you may not agree with someone making fun of your choice of entertainment, it is fair game."

Black satire is the only satire worth claiming experience with, in which case all subjects are fair game. The late Mr. Vonnegut had no shame in it, certainly.

11/23/2009 2:06:53 PM

11/23/2009 2:09:52 PM

11/23/2009 2:29:33 PM

http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

12/10/2009 3:06:43 PM

My question is why are these two vampires fighting over this extremely boring chick?

12/10/2009 4:23:42 PM

12/10/2009 4:26:54 PM

thats not the girl. she's not pregnant with the baby

12/10/2009 4:51:00 PM

never said it was...i'm reposting the same stuff from years ago when twilight came out

12/10/2009 4:58:40 PM

http://ibroughtmoresausagesthanyoudid.ytmnd.com/

12/10/2009 6:10:05 PM

im with sawahash on this.
if you don't like it, then fine, i hear more from you people than i do the die hard fans




on that note i HATE charlie brown.
seriously.


but i dont go around flipping out every christmas when they show that crap.
or thanksgiving.

seriously, some of you guys like it?
i watched about 15 minutes of it when i was 6 and turned it off.
one of the most non stimulating pieces of crap i've ever encountered.

whew. im glad i got that off my chest.


maybe all this hate is good for you

12/10/2009 6:21:44 PM

charlie brown doesn't get brutally fucked and then have his pussy bit open by his gay virgin husband

12/10/2009 6:22:51 PM

is that what happens in the last book?

12/10/2009 6:25:35 PM

you hate charlie brown?

you're dead to me joie YOUR FUCKING DEAD TO ME

12/10/2009 6:28:41 PM

^^ is that a serious question?

12/10/2009 6:30:15 PM