Although you may have nothing else to eat in your pantry or your fridge, a glass of cold delicious egg nog is not a valid substitute for a Power Bar.

Even if you aren't doing cardio and think that it won't slow you down and that calories are calories, just take the extra 2 minutes to stop and get a Power Bar on the way to the gym.

12/7/2009 8:47:07 PM

i thought this was going to be about pooping

12/7/2009 8:47:40 PM

It's about to be.

Trust me.

12/7/2009 8:50:11 PM

^^

12/7/2009 9:15:43 PM

I'd like it if Gatorade offered egg nog as a seasonal flavor.

12/8/2009 1:27:44 PM

A Power Bar is a glorified candy bar. Too much sugar.

12/8/2009 1:28:49 PM

Oh glorious Mr. Joshua, what is your stance on Kashi brand foods and bars?

What about Quaker "Oatmeal breakfast cookie"?

12/8/2009 1:30:18 PM

I love those crazyass 1000 calory enery bars. they're the perfect breakfast before a day spent out on the ski slopes.

12/8/2009 1:44:30 PM

I'm fat. Help me out brah.

12/8/2009 1:44:48 PM

I recommend pulling the trigger my man.

12/8/2009 1:47:53 PM

Killing you would not help my situation.

12/8/2009 1:48:13 PM

Just everyone else's.

12/8/2009 1:49:22 PM

Touche

12/8/2009 1:51:29 PM

12/8/2009 1:59:10 PM

1000 calorie energy bars???

12/8/2009 3:04:23 PM

Seriously, what, does Nestle Tollhouse make energy bars now?

12/8/2009 3:06:05 PM

I like those 4,000 calorie energy bars. It's like you can have one meal a day. They stick to you all day and the next night.

By energy bars, I of course mean Hardee's thickburger.

12/8/2009 3:27:29 PM

12/8/2009 3:29:49 PM

K&W + hard workout = awful awful idea

10/5/2010 8:46:07 PM