12/19/2009 7:28:37 PM

what an upstanding looking young gentleman.

12/19/2009 7:29:19 PM

i, too, button the top button on my dress shirts

12/19/2009 7:30:21 PM

Doesn't the picture pick on itself?

12/19/2009 7:30:49 PM

Judging from the background, this picture was taken in Sleepy Hollow

12/19/2009 7:31:21 PM

have you ever worked outside a day in your life, your hands look like porcelain

12/19/2009 7:32:08 PM

I wonder if that means Johnny Depp is there.

12/19/2009 7:33:05 PM

DUH, HE IS IN THE PICTURE

12/19/2009 7:34:11 PM

yeah, the lack of a tie with the top button not open is a no no

bad haircut too

12/19/2009 7:37:05 PM

What's up with his right eye?

12/19/2009 7:38:06 PM

holy moley, batman.

[Edited on December 19, 2009 at 7:38 PM. Reason : .]

12/19/2009 7:38:24 PM

dude the eyes follow you no matter where you move from the screen

fuck.

12/19/2009 7:38:47 PM

neck beard

12/19/2009 7:41:13 PM

If you need legal representation, CALL CHUCK!

12/19/2009 7:41:46 PM

12/19/2009 7:42:07 PM

Ralphie May looks awesome!

12/19/2009 7:43:16 PM

Quote :

"THREE BUTTON SLEEVES"

12/19/2009 7:44:20 PM

I loved your cameo in X-Men Origins: Wolverine!

12/19/2009 7:44:50 PM

Quote :

"dude the eyes follow you no matter where you move from the screen fuck."

ahahahahaha

12/19/2009 7:46:06 PM

he paid Glamour Shots extra for that feature

12/19/2009 7:47:19 PM

I take it back, I think he's supposed to be on the Titanic

12/19/2009 9:00:51 PM

Yeah Im with Scuba Steve. Looks like a winner to me.

12/19/2009 9:02:43 PM

sooo why are we picking on this picture again

12/19/2009 9:03:21 PM

do we really need a reason?

12/19/2009 9:04:05 PM

SOMEBODY BRING UP THAT ETHICS VIOLATION STUFF THAT I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH!

Also, since nobody mentioned it yet,

looking good moose!

12/21/2009 5:32:01 PM

^ lol...That was supposed to be my line.

12/21/2009 11:50:58 PM

Who wouldn't want porn star stubble on your face?

12/21/2009 11:53:55 PM

i, too, sometimes fart when my picture is being taken.

12/21/2009 11:54:32 PM

Quote :

"NECK BEARD MODEL"

12/21/2009 11:56:13 PM

12/22/2009 12:00:16 AM

Leave off him! hes a lard baby!
(mother addicted to lard, didn't stop during pregnancy, baby born lardy and addicted)

12/22/2009 12:03:26 AM

Quote :

"JEALOUS PEOPLE ITT"

12/22/2009 12:05:52 AM

12/22/2009 12:23:37 AM

12/22/2009 12:26:41 AM

12/24/2009 3:36:37 AM

i started to make a .gif where that picture slides into frame from the right side but the program i have on this computer isnt playing nice

12/24/2009 11:20:30 AM

12/24/2009 11:32:03 AM

This would be more fun if he was still around here bragging.

12/24/2009 11:33:33 AM

who was that guy?

12/24/2009 12:20:11 PM

check the thread in Old School about who got fat, married, or whatever

12/24/2009 12:20:39 PM

or you could have just told me.

12/24/2009 12:27:29 PM

i figured you would want the whole backstory

12/24/2009 12:29:42 PM

12/24/2009 12:30:06 PM

why are you pushing burts bees? please stop.

12/24/2009 12:58:47 PM

12/24/2009 12:59:16 PM

12/24/2009 3:19:31 PM

motherfucker look like if he skinned his knee it'd be like scraping a vienna sausage

smelling like bologna and shit

hands all oily, gotta pick it out the pack with a kraft single

talking 'bout this motherfucker got capers and olive oil stuck in his teeth

breath all smelling like the deli counter

got a haircut on his lunch break, $15 at sport clips with tip

little hairs on his collar

he runs his hands over his head when he sits down and shakes it all out on his desk

all answering the phone on the third ring

motherfucker raises them little caterpillar eyebrows when he sees a hurst olds and says cuuuuuud doonie

buying dutchmasters when he's out with his friends 'cause "it's funny"

if he smoke, it's bummed off a slump-buster, and you know it's marlboro lights in a box

fuckin' sea-green disposable bic all fished out her mom jeans

microwavin'-fish-at-work motherfucker

you look like a baby with gas

look like you fell in the coffee grounds, god damn

no-lobe motherfucker

[Edited on November 29, 2010 at 11:55 AM. Reason : oh shit]

11/29/2010 11:55:08 AM

^ BigHitSunday exposed?

11/29/2010 12:17:32 PM

y'all there is a treasure trove of material here

lookin' like that kid in 8th grade with the vikings cap fitted to the last peg

fuckin' big-ass head like one of those gimp watermelons that's all white on the bottom and soft

them fat eyebrows, you could cut them shits off and use 'em for lardons

that clearance rack express for men wardrobe

mama got him that gift card for graduation

this motherfucker went to the mall to get a suit and got kicked out of sbarro

nah but for real that suit's mad fake

cat's rockin' a tearaway like it's senior photos

all zips up in the back

but you know they ain't zip it up

11/29/2010 2:04:50 PM

i mean you just know he's got carpenter jeans and a braided belt on, right

tail end of the belt all tucked up back in it even though it's only three inches of give

and brown

to go with those new balances

all hiding that calculator watch under the cuff of that jacket

leatherman strapped outside his pocket on one side

secondhand blackberry torch he copped off craigslist balancing out the other

11/29/2010 2:19:05 PM