Her name will be Emma Elizabeth She's arriving around April 23.

Now to buy that gun for when she starts dating...

12/20/2009 7:50:04 PM

congrats!

12/20/2009 7:50:54 PM

^^ that for her or for you?

12/20/2009 7:53:14 PM

buy a gun and start to practice shooting so you can be sniper by the time she starts dating.

12/20/2009 7:53:40 PM

this fucker is having a kid? they should require a license to procreate.

12/20/2009 9:12:17 PM

congrats!!!


ha i just remember that's my sister's due date too

[Edited on December 20, 2009 at 9:30 PM. Reason : .]

12/20/2009 9:29:50 PM

congrats, Apocalypse

[Edited on December 20, 2009 at 9:33 PM. Reason : ^ maybe they can meet each other and become lesbians ]

12/20/2009 9:31:54 PM

did you just congratulate yourself??

congrats by the way.

12/20/2009 9:50:48 PM

ha, no. different apocalypse. the one who thinks smath has the intellectual capacity of a programmable coffeemaker.

12/20/2009 9:54:13 PM

Congratulations!!

12/20/2009 10:05:48 PM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=194944

you started this vendetta.

12/20/2009 10:31:14 PM

mehhh


forget it.
be the bigger man

12/20/2009 10:43:17 PM

plus, that was like 5 fucking years ago.

12/20/2009 10:55:29 PM

nah, it's ok. i made that thread, not the OP. i was young and stupid back then -- now i'm just stupid

fwiw, i apologize

12/20/2009 10:56:17 PM

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" plus, that was like 5 fucking years ago"

congrats to Apocalypse

12/20/2009 10:56:17 PM

CONGRATS!!!!

12/20/2009 11:00:54 PM

Hey, i'm just kidding man. I had no idea there was more than one person using your account, and I thought I'd just give you the old wolf web jibber jabber one might expect at a moment like this.

Emma Elizabeth is a pretty name.

12/21/2009 8:10:35 AM

Thanks for the comments all. I'm excited... We'll see how this goes.

12/21/2009 12:54:37 PM

Congrats man!

Having a baby girl is flat out the best thing in the world!

12/21/2009 3:18:12 PM

The whole gun/dating bit is lame.

She's not even born yet, and the very first post you make about her is about her future sex life.

It's fucking weird and pathetic and trashy.

12/21/2009 3:23:33 PM

^not to mention a joke?

12/21/2009 3:29:16 PM

Of course, it's a joke.

A lame one.

That's weird, pathetic, and trashy.

And it gets made all the time, and people still act like it's funny.

12/21/2009 3:35:51 PM

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 3:47 PM. Reason : ]

12/21/2009 3:44:57 PM

^haha that's what I was thinking

12/21/2009 3:46:53 PM

Don't get your britches in a bunch, Bridget.

I assure you, there's other and much more important things in life to worry about.

Thanks for the congrats though

12/21/2009 5:36:25 PM

Best of luck. Emma is my mom's name, and only the most common name for females born in the past decade.

12/21/2009 6:07:27 PM

Yeah we thought about that...

I actually wanted to go with something else, but the wife wanted to name her after her grandmother. Seemed to fit and figured why not

12/21/2009 6:14:01 PM

I have always said I will name my daughter Emma or Emily though, regardless of the name's popularity at the time.

12/21/2009 6:15:33 PM

Hey congrats man, we just found out wer're having a boy.

12/21/2009 7:20:30 PM

Congratulations!!!

We just had our little girl last week and so far everything is so fascinating and amazing

12/22/2009 12:33:32 AM

if we had a little girl and were to name her after one of my grandmas, it'd be daisy or bessie

12/22/2009 8:36:21 AM

Well then congrats to Mtan Man214 and AlliePaige!

12/22/2009 8:51:03 AM

cool, your the one that married a rich woman (her job and rich family = inheritance) and now you have it made...now you got her preggers, great!

12/23/2009 4:14:00 PM

Way to go, Apoc!

Is this in regards to Carl, or one of his many apocalypse minions?

Oh, and Bridget.....go choke on a cup cake, Fatty.

1/3/2010 2:33:36 AM

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"if we had a little girl and were to name her after one of my grandmas, it'd be daisy or bessie "

Aww I like the name Daisy

I only know my grandmother's nickname, Biff. Or at least I hope that was just her nickname

1/3/2010 2:43:29 AM

I miss all the stories that Apocalypse used to tell in his posts on here. If the dude has a kid maybe he will tell something funny about changinga shitty diaper.

1/3/2010 2:59:26 PM

every thread I've ever seen BridgetSPK post in has contained some bitch ass comment from her. Has anyone punched her in the face irl yet?

Congrats to Apocalypse!

1/3/2010 5:19:15 PM

why would we care about minions?

1/5/2010 4:05:18 PM

Congratulations.

1/5/2010 4:08:38 PM

grats!

1/5/2010 4:19:35 PM

You're reproducing?

WTF is the world coming to?

1/5/2010 4:29:56 PM

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"why would we care about minions?"

but true.... lolz

1/5/2010 6:11:29 PM

i care about onions

1/5/2010 7:15:33 PM

1/5/2010 7:46:25 PM

^ I have a really strong urge to bite into Vader's head.

1/5/2010 8:16:26 PM