Question 1:
If you were locked in a room with Mike Tyson, who was hell bent on....


A) either beating you to death

or

B) getting his dick sucked


or
C) Unlocking the door and letting you have your way with Kobe Tai

and the choice was left up to you.... which one would you choose, and why?
no, you don't have any weapons. no, you can't beat Mike's ass. no, there's no way out of the room other than choosing option A or B or C. your choices are gulping down some cock, or being beaten to death or C.






also,

Question 2:

12/28/2009 12:09:17 PM

B, for both.

12/28/2009 12:11:07 PM

...and why?

12/28/2009 12:12:01 PM

B first

A second

12/28/2009 12:12:09 PM

...and why?

12/28/2009 12:12:27 PM

A for both.

Because I ain't gonna suck a dick, sorry.

and because a top-half woman has many ways to please me.

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 12:13 PM. Reason : .]

12/28/2009 12:12:35 PM

1: Suck his dick

2: A

12/28/2009 12:12:40 PM

lost cause :-/

12/28/2009 12:13:19 PM

(A) for both.

I really don't think I could beat Mike Tyson up, but I think I might have a small chance (he's old...and I really don't know what shape he is in right now...I'm personally in really good shape, so maybe I could outlast him). I don't want to suck his dick either.

And for the second one...her upper half is hot...and as much as I love sex...I love blow jobs too. The second one looks like she would smell like fish moreso than the first one.

12/28/2009 12:13:28 PM

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBbbbb

12/28/2009 12:13:34 PM

I'd beat Mike Tyson's ass

12/28/2009 12:15:11 PM

well emce if you must know my reasoning


1) sucking dick is preferable to death

2) i don't give a shit about a vagina. I would chose A because she is capable of speech and possibly helping me find a way off the island.

12/28/2009 12:15:31 PM

1. B

2. A




This is a classic question of temporary homosexuality vs a permanent life changing (in this case life ending) event. The usual variation of this is fellatio vs the death of a family member or loved one. In your version, you're basically asking whether the prospect of blowing another man for 10 minutes (or 5 or 15, once we factor in our skill level) is so repulsive that we would rather end our own life than suffer thru this and deal with the backlash. You should've factored in whether the events here will become public knowledge after the fact; some may be more likely to suck cock if they know that other people won't find out.

Personally, while I would find the experience unpleasant, I'd opt for the blowjob everytime. I'd probably do almost anything to avoid dying, and a blowjob is not even close to the lengths I'd go to homosexually to avoid meeting my demise. There was a thread yesterday about triple anal, and it would take something like that to make me even hesitate about this decision.

12/28/2009 12:16:32 PM

^^ I like pickin' your brains, yo. it's some good pickin'

12/28/2009 12:16:55 PM

What Slave said

12/28/2009 12:17:55 PM

It does stand to reason that a mermaid fish woman could swim you off the island...

though perhaps you're on the uninhabited island for a reason.



With that said, B/A

12/28/2009 12:18:09 PM

you seem to like this tyson situation

12/28/2009 12:20:35 PM

i would have to fight the man, and by that god dammit id take him down and hold him by the neck until someone by the grace of god unlocked that door

but by the rules of the thread, id just get my ass beat, i been knocked out before its no big deal

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 12:21 PM. Reason : d]

12/28/2009 12:21:22 PM

1) B

2) A

12/28/2009 12:23:00 PM

B for the first one. Look, I don't like the idea of slobbing knob, but I'm not gonna sit here and act like I don't have a survival instinct. I'll take a shot in the mouth to avoid an early and violent death, and anyone who says otherwise is lying. After the first two or three Tyson punches they'd be working the shaft and gingerly playing with the balls.

A for the second one, because I'd rather have titties and blowjobs than a woman who smells like fish from her vagina up.

12/28/2009 12:23:46 PM

can (B) breathe outside of water ?


How strong is (A)



.... (A) for the first one... but the second one i'll put off until you answer these questions

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 12:25 PM. Reason : x]

12/28/2009 12:24:19 PM

Quote :

"What Slave said"

12/28/2009 12:24:21 PM

fags

I'd probably choose option C

12/28/2009 12:38:57 PM

I'd rather be a living fag than a bloody, heterosexual pulp.

12/28/2009 12:41:01 PM

Don't fishs have vaginas or at least some sort of canal for laying eggs.... Seems like it would do in a pinch if u got tired of blowjobs, so definitely C, A.

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 12:43 PM. Reason : s]

12/28/2009 12:42:03 PM

CTRL + A

12/28/2009 12:42:16 PM

Quote :

"or C) Unlocking the door and letting you have your way with Kobe Tai"

HAHA GOOD ONE EMCE

12/28/2009 12:42:34 PM

I did not realize that EMCE was a computer-literate eight year old.

12/28/2009 12:44:55 PM

nice to know 8 year olds could trick you into sucking Mike Tyson's dick

maybe it's time to re-evaluate your life?

12/28/2009 12:46:39 PM

b
a

12/28/2009 12:47:25 PM

After re-evaluating I have decided that I intend to stay on my course of not spending my time looking for secret hidden messages in wolfweb posts.

12/28/2009 12:48:03 PM

next time i'll get out my damn decoder pen

12/28/2009 12:48:44 PM

good choice, grumpy....

however, it would appear that you've lost this game of TWW, that we all happen to be playing right now...
what does that mean? fuck if I know

12/28/2009 12:51:39 PM

bunch of cock-suckers ITT

12/28/2009 12:52:59 PM

1) B - sucking > death
2) A - More ways to please, can help get off island, no legs so i can just walk away

12/28/2009 12:53:10 PM

do i have to suck mike tyson's rod until he ejaculates hot skeet all over my face, or could i just suck his dick briefly? also do i have to swallow or can he blow it all over my face like i said before?

12/28/2009 12:54:01 PM

as slave said, I think it's only fair if the sucking is as humiliating as your fellatio skills allow. Might last 5 minutes... might last 20....

and Mike Tyson is a considerate man. He would gently catch the goof juice in his hand, and probably just wipe it on your shirt afterwards.

12/28/2009 12:56:27 PM

nah, i'm pretty sure he'd shoot it right in your eye

12/28/2009 12:57:01 PM

well regardless of the deal with tyson's hot, sticky jizz, i would still choose B for the first one and A for the second. i don't think anyone could shit on you too bad for sucking off mike tyson. i'm sure it would come up for "never have i ever" in circle of death though. and i would choose the mermaid with the human upper body so i could stare at titties all day.

12/28/2009 12:59:32 PM

Can you bite Mike Tyson? It doesn't say anywhere in the list of choices that he has to enjoy it. Taking nom nom to a whole new level, you know....

12/28/2009 1:02:28 PM

Sure, I guess you COULD bite Mike. But then you would just be left sucking off a bloody cock.... if that's your thing, I'm not here to judge

12/28/2009 1:07:00 PM

if you have AIDS can you give it to someone by sucking their dick? if so, can you infect yourself with AIDS before sucking mike tyson's dick so you have the last laugh?

12/28/2009 1:28:27 PM

yes

12/28/2009 1:30:28 PM

how big is his dick?

12/28/2009 1:30:42 PM

Estimating from the Mike Tyson rape trial, I'm going to say 14"

12/28/2009 1:31:32 PM

wait, do you have to swallow?

either way, i'd probably suck the dick just to get it over with. but hopefully he wouldn't have to go in my mouth. him kicking my ass could go on for a long time.

as for the mermaid i would take the first option because if i just wanted a vagina and didn't care about the face i'd fuck anything that moves, and i don't

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 1:41 PM. Reason : stuff]

12/28/2009 1:33:14 PM

Quote :

"2) i don't give a shit about a vagina. I would chose A because she is capable of speech and possibly helping me find a way off the island."

I think if a woman or gay man is answering this the question is probably merman or reverse-merman

12/28/2009 1:34:07 PM

Quote :

"1) sucking dick is preferable to death 2) i don't give a shit about a vagina. I would chose A because she is capable of speech and possibly helping me find a way off the island."

12/28/2009 1:35:23 PM

hmm

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 1:41 PM. Reason : s]

12/28/2009 1:39:22 PM

Also, its not like you just loose your life if you pick death, getting beat to death may be worse than sucking dick. Of course you would probably take some punches doing that too.

12/28/2009 1:39:30 PM