My butthole really hurts. What's wrong with me Dr. TWW?

1/4/2010 7:38:50 PM

in before the everything

1/4/2010 7:39:57 PM

did you wake up in a strange place and it hurt? You could have been raped


or maybe you ate too much mexican and blew an o-ring

1/4/2010 7:41:18 PM

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1/4/2010 7:41:49 PM

oh look, another hilarious EMCE thread

1/4/2010 7:43:12 PM

this isn't funny. My butthole hurts.

what is funny? You willfully clicked on yet ANOTHER one of my threads, insinuating that they are terrible. If they're so terrible, why do you keep clicking on them, you goddamn ball gargler?

1/4/2010 7:45:55 PM

dude


IGNORE HIM

1/4/2010 7:46:15 PM

alright.

my butthole still hurts though

1/4/2010 7:46:32 PM

1/4/2010 7:46:54 PM

This is quite embarrassing, but do adults get diaper rash?

I swear to God that I wipe, wash, and change clothes every day

1/4/2010 7:48:21 PM

your hemorrhoids are flaring

1/4/2010 7:48:26 PM

does it hurt or itch?

1/4/2010 7:49:28 PM

some of the symptoms of hemorrhoids do apply... but how could this happen to me?
Also, I don't have any butt mucus

^butthole hurts. especially after taking a poo

[Edited on January 4, 2010 at 7:51 PM. Reason : /]

1/4/2010 7:50:54 PM

Its the dry (+cold) air dude.

[Edited on January 4, 2010 at 7:51 PM. Reason : + cold]

1/4/2010 7:51:19 PM

Dry air? please explain.
it has be "abnormally" cold and dry here for the past week.

1/4/2010 7:52:19 PM

you must have been more drunk last night than I thought. Next time I will be more gentle

1/4/2010 7:56:29 PM

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1/4/2010 7:57:11 PM

my butthole hurt earlier

so I reached up there

and out came this candy cane































Now everything's hunky dory


except your eyes

1/4/2010 8:07:27 PM

impressive
disgusting
but impressive

but I do not think that pooping is the answer.

1/4/2010 8:10:12 PM

won't pooping just make your butthole hurt more?

1/4/2010 8:10:56 PM

do you need some help with some stretching exercises, EMCE

1/4/2010 8:11:06 PM

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1/4/2010 8:11:35 PM

ibtitb

1/4/2010 8:11:54 PM

what are you counting, kind sir?

1/4/2010 8:12:35 PM

⇑ click 'edit post' in OP

1/4/2010 8:13:24 PM

Quote :

"Dry air? please explain. it has be "abnormally" cold and dry here for the past week."

When its cold and dry out, your butthole doesn't stretch quite right, so you get something similar to this...

http://www.gicare.com/diseases/Anal-fissure.aspx

[Edited on January 4, 2010 at 8:14 PM. Reason : quote and bad grammar]

1/4/2010 8:13:52 PM

1/4/2010 8:16:08 PM

In before evan.



Or is that AFTER evan





Ahaha

1/4/2010 8:17:10 PM

4

1/4/2010 8:17:26 PM

1/4/2010 8:17:33 PM

did you eat something spicy?

1/4/2010 8:18:42 PM

ninja posting, ftw!

1/4/2010 8:19:21 PM

seriously, hemorrhoids dude.

you may think you have done nothing to cause a flare up but if you look at the causes it is like:

-too much exercise
-not enough exercise
-overweight
-underweight
-stress

1/4/2010 8:22:49 PM

you forgot:
- buttsex

1/4/2010 8:23:33 PM

i swear, you people

1/4/2010 8:24:54 PM

cass, nothing out of the ordinary.

buro, 5

.

Talage, I hope that you're as uncomfortable reading this as I am typing it, but:
I feel as if a bond has been formed between us over the issue of my butthole. Thank you.

marlndarln, thank you for the serious response as well. I hope really it's not that though

[Edited on January 4, 2010 at 8:27 PM. Reason : l]

1/4/2010 8:25:51 PM

sit in the bathtub for awhile?

1/4/2010 8:26:39 PM

Quote :

"You willfully clicked on yet ANOTHER one of my threads, insinuating that they are terrible. If they're so terrible, why do you keep clicking on them, you goddamn ball gargler?"

you do this shit with my threads all the fucking time

1/4/2010 8:28:25 PM

perhaps I'll try that, poopface, because I'm not entirely willing to put chapstick on my butthole quite yet.

1/4/2010 8:28:26 PM

^x4 LOL

1/4/2010 8:28:53 PM

or Vaseline

1/4/2010 8:29:43 PM

just go get some hemorrhoid cream! or after the bath you will be right back in a world of pain!

1/4/2010 8:29:44 PM

You should use Vaseline or Preparation H depending on why your butt really hurts.

Thought this was going to be another East Coast Wings challenge story.

1/4/2010 8:32:00 PM

I've been walking around like this guy all day:

1/4/2010 8:33:43 PM

Quote :

"what is funny? You willfully clicked on yet ANOTHER one of my threads, insinuating that they are terrible. If they're so terrible, why do you keep clicking on them, you goddamn ball gargler?"

Dude, first, you have to be ball gargler worthy. I keep clicking your threads thinking one of them might actually be funny. They..never...are.

1/4/2010 8:36:46 PM

you know what the definition of insanity is? Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result

1/4/2010 8:40:12 PM

think i found the problem

1/4/2010 8:43:24 PM

where did you find ET porn

1/4/2010 8:43:52 PM

his feet smelled terrible btw

1/4/2010 8:44:22 PM

aahahahahahahahahah aaaaaaaand 6....

that was a bit more original though
and why does my junk look like a deflated balloon?

1/4/2010 8:45:30 PM