FML.

http://espn.go.com/espn/thelife/salary/index?athleteId=4427009

1/12/2010 3:38:48 PM

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"You will need to work 425.93 years in order to make Philip Rivers' annual salary."

1/12/2010 3:42:34 PM

ok wtf does FML =

[Edited on January 12, 2010 at 3:44 PM. Reason : fuck my life?]

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"You will need to work 184.74 years in order to make Philip Rivers' annual salary."

[Edited on January 12, 2010 at 3:46 PM. Reason : *]

1/12/2010 3:43:51 PM

these types of things always put things in perspective

[Edited on January 12, 2010 at 3:48 PM. Reason : x]

1/12/2010 3:46:24 PM

haha, this man is PAID

1/12/2010 3:46:35 PM

Damn he doesn't even have to complete two passes to earn my salary

1/12/2010 3:52:35 PM

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"Damn he doesn't even have to complete two passes to earn my salary"

1/12/2010 3:57:56 PM

hahaha he only has to pass 7 yards to make my grad school salary

1/12/2010 4:19:29 PM

.23 Touchdowns
.06 Wins
2.19 Completions
28.09 Passing Yards
You will need to work 161.4 years in order to make Philip Rivers' annual salary.

1/12/2010 4:20:58 PM

I plugged in A-Rod's salary

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" Philip Rivers makes $28,000,000 after the following... 67.57 Touchdowns 16.43 Wins 644.61 Completions 8279.48 Passing Yards You will need to work .55 years in order to make Philip Rivers' annual salary. "

1/12/2010 4:21:21 PM

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"You will need to work .57 years in order to make Philip Rivers' annual salary."

You beat me to it you bastard!

[Edited on January 12, 2010 at 4:22 PM. Reason : ^]

1/12/2010 4:22:07 PM

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"You will need to work .02 years in order to make Philip Rivers' annual salary."

1/12/2010 4:33:11 PM

.1 Touchdowns
.92 Completions
.02 Wins
11.83 Passing Yards

hahahahahaha

1/12/2010 4:37:35 PM

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"1.73 Completions 22.18 Passing Yards"

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1/12/2010 4:39:37 PM

Mark Teixiera makes my salary by digging one foot into the batter's box, and taking the sign from the coach... doesn't even need a full AB

1/12/2010 4:44:56 PM

You will need to work 139.39 years in order to make Philip Rivers' annual salary.

1/12/2010 5:03:24 PM

Even after I graduate, get through residency and begin making the average 6 figure salary for the field I'm going to go into, it will still take me around 100 years to make PR's annual salary.

1/12/2010 6:09:38 PM

I remember when Roger Clemens was making $20,000 per pitch that last year with the Yankees.

1/12/2010 6:14:37 PM

yea we get it... everybody just say how much you make a year!!!!!!!!! you know you want to

1/12/2010 6:19:10 PM

Well I currently make nothing.

1/12/2010 6:21:29 PM

based on last years W-2s, being a full time student and working part time

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"You will need to work 2190.48 years in order to make Philip Rivers' annual salary."

1/12/2010 6:48:04 PM

I included my benefits, pension plan, basically anything I could count as money earned for services rendered.


Philip Rivers makes $xxx,xxx after the following...
.3 Touchdowns .07 Wins
2.82 Completions 36.27 Passing Yards

You will need to work 125 years in order to make Philip Rivers' annual salary.

1/12/2010 7:21:33 PM

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"Well I currently make nothing. "

Making threads and making people smile count as making something!

that link is hilarious, awesome, and saddening all at once.

1/13/2010 8:43:36 AM

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"You will need to work 1022222.2 years in order to make Philip Rivers' annual salary."

1/13/2010 8:56:10 AM

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".28 Touchdowns .07 Wins 2.65 Completions 34.01 Passing Yards You will need to work 133.33 years in order to make Philip Rivers' annual salary."

I'm going to start working on my daughter's throwing immediately.

1/13/2010 8:57:50 AM

he needs one first down to get my salary

1/13/2010 9:00:58 AM

this thing is stupid. put in 1 billion and it still says you need to work

1/13/2010 9:04:03 AM

^ hahahahha

1/13/2010 9:08:45 AM

damn Bobby D makes more than me

that fucks up my day

1/13/2010 9:09:44 AM

I included, as income, all of the change I found in the couch cushions of friends' homes I visited in the past year.

that's probably like 50% of it right there.

1/13/2010 9:10:45 AM

Plus you got like 5 years on me

You're my benchmark

An Indian on on an internet message board is my benchmark

1/13/2010 9:12:10 AM

.02 Touchdowns
.01 Wins
.23 Completions
2.96 Passing Yards

You will need to work 1533.33 years in order to make Philip Rivers' annual salary.

1/13/2010 11:20:46 AM

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" Philip Rivers makes $1,000,000,000 after the following... 2413.04 Touchdowns 586.96 Wins 23021.74 Completions 295695.66 Passing Yards You will need to work .02 years in order to make Philip Rivers' annual salary. "

1/13/2010 11:22:50 AM

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"Philip Rivers makes $-140,000 after the following... -.34 Touchdowns -.08 Wins -3.22 Completions -41.4 Passing Yards You will need to work -109.52 years in order to make Philip Rivers' annual salary."

1/13/2010 11:42:26 AM

BRAG IT OUT, BOYS!

1/13/2010 11:59:00 AM

excuse me while I go kill myself for viewing this

1/13/2010 5:46:47 PM

yeah, but how many babies does he make with my salary?

1/13/2010 7:01:10 PM

^ he doesnt he pays someone to use his semen and have sex with the person and then goes back to playing football

1/13/2010 7:50:51 PM

Damn, I'm going to work for cisco.

1/13/2010 8:34:57 PM

Damn, T-dubbers gettin paid

1/13/2010 9:18:26 PM

or lyin about it

1/13/2010 9:52:15 PM

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"or lyin about it"

1/13/2010 10:01:59 PM

$115k/year is chump change

1/13/2010 10:11:33 PM

I'm only working part time but DAMN!

1/13/2010 10:44:04 PM