we're both getting new cell phones

1/17/2010 9:49:17 PM

cool story, bro!

1/17/2010 9:51:30 PM

We don't exchange gifts on V-day, thank goodness.

1/17/2010 9:51:45 PM

fish and a BJ

(he doesn't really like meat)

1/17/2010 9:53:41 PM

some fresh drinking water, a few saltines and 10 minutes of daylight

1/17/2010 9:54:54 PM

I am getting my sick ostrich some stuff from petmeds.com

1/17/2010 9:55:35 PM

I don't know

1/17/2010 9:56:27 PM

Looks like another nothing for no one.

1/17/2010 9:57:27 PM

1/17/2010 9:57:28 PM

Not shit. Maybe, I love you and a kiss though that's not just on Valentine's Day.

1/17/2010 9:58:41 PM

I'm going to give my hand a glove.

1/17/2010 10:00:25 PM

1/17/2010 10:03:27 PM

valentine's day is fucking dumb, but she likes it

the compromise is that i don't have to mention it if we do something special within a week on either side

1/17/2010 10:10:48 PM

IBTDIAB

dammit Twista

1/18/2010 1:10:25 AM

my wiener. Her birthday present has bankrupted me

1/18/2010 3:28:38 AM

not a goddamn thing.

1/18/2010 6:06:26 AM

i bought her a ring...that made me good for two christmases and a valentine's day...probably a birthday, too

1/18/2010 6:21:01 AM

V day is also the daytona 500, so v day has been postponed indefinately this year.

[Edited on January 18, 2010 at 8:41 AM. Reason : d]

1/18/2010 8:40:48 AM

most overrated race in motorsports

1/18/2010 10:18:29 AM

yeah, go to the 24 instead

you'll see a better show and your lady won't be pissed

1/18/2010 10:19:52 AM

We will probably just go out to a really nice dinner. We are saving up to put a deck on the house and get a hot tub, so buying each other gifts on V Day isn't really our top priority.

1/18/2010 10:20:49 AM

steak and a bj probably

maybe something different since that's March 14th... don't want to do the same thing twice ya know

1/18/2010 10:25:39 AM

why would you give him something that you should be giving him on a regular basis anyway?

1/18/2010 10:27:27 AM

everybody knows women can't cook steaks

1/18/2010 10:28:06 AM

^2 who says I don't?

^ I'm a good cook betch

1/18/2010 10:30:24 AM

that is my point. it's not much of a gift he he gets them all the time anyway

1/18/2010 10:31:25 AM

it's different because they're being brought together - he hardly lets me cook for him, I thought you were referring to the second thing.

besides... I really don't care if you don't think it's much of a gift, because it's not your gift

1/18/2010 10:34:59 AM

Quote :

"everybody knows women can't cook steaks "

bullshit

1/18/2010 10:39:04 AM

maybe lollapalooza tickets

1/18/2010 10:39:23 AM

oh yeah? well i don't care that you don't care!

how do you like them apples?

1/18/2010 10:41:17 AM

Valentines gift this year is that, much to his disdain, I get to have one!

1/18/2010 10:54:36 AM

anal

1/18/2010 10:55:00 AM

keep in mind that i can spin this however i want

1/18/2010 11:00:17 AM

So long as it spins in the direction of sweet, thoughtful, not loud, and likely to make happy I'm totally ok with that.

1/18/2010 11:20:07 AM

1/18/2010 11:29:39 AM

wow

http://www.livevideo.com/video/4FDDC9FE50B34BA1AEED777491EB7818/pronto-condoms-a-demo.aspx

[Edited on January 18, 2010 at 11:35 AM. Reason : it automatically autoplays and idk how to stop it so no embed]

1/18/2010 11:34:45 AM

Quote :

"I'm going to give my hand a glove."

I glove you!

1/18/2010 11:35:43 AM

Quote :

"oh yeah? well i don't care that you don't care! how do you like them apples?"

love 'dem apples

1/18/2010 12:09:46 PM

a deep dickin'

wait, wait, are vinylbandit and Jen dating?

1/18/2010 12:11:23 PM

welcome to two years ago

1/18/2010 12:12:49 PM

bitch, I don't follow you twitter feed

1/18/2010 12:15:16 PM

n00bitry itt

1/18/2010 12:15:28 PM

lol

1/18/2010 12:15:44 PM

so when you post about your girlfriend, you fully expect her to read what you wrote about her.

that's weird.

why not just talk to each other? you know, old fashioned style.

1/18/2010 12:19:18 PM

When I post something about him or who im seeing i don't expect him to read it but I know its a possibility and its not weird. We talk often so even if we read something its more likely the other already knew about it, for example Valentines day.

1/18/2010 12:40:01 PM

a new boyfriend

1/18/2010 12:41:15 PM

the only thing that's weird about this

is that she still doesn't know how to use a goddamn apostrophe

1/18/2010 12:41:43 PM

or spell

1/18/2010 12:43:48 PM

or PM nudes

1/18/2010 12:45:00 PM

my only other who is significant is my mom, and she'll be getting flowers. my dad is happy when my mom is happy so that covers that. and i usually send a cute card and/or small gift to my niece and nephew.

1/18/2010 12:52:35 PM