Chapter 1:

Quote :

"This might get a little wordy, so heads up. Last night around 10:30 we heard a loud explosion coming from the woods behind our house. We have hunters back there all the time, so we knew it wasn't a gunshot. Definitely an explosion, it even shook the windows. Anyway, around 11:30 another one. We called our neighbor who is on the Fire Department to see if he knew what was going on. He had no clue, but said to him it sounded like dynomite. Around 12:30, another one. This time we called the police. Well, about an hour later a sheriff calls back. Tells us that it was some kids back there with a bonfire, and they were throwing aerosol cans into it. He said not to worry, that he ran them off and put out the fire. This morning I got to thinking, that there is NO WAY that aerosol cans would have made that loud of a noise. So I called our local sheriff's substation to follow up on the story. Turns out that the REAL story is that some kids (and by kids I mean high-school age or older) were back there setting off "home-made explosive devices made with black powder". There were 16 of them, and no arrests were made. Here is my problem. I was under the impression that making bombs is a pretty big deal, especially considering the state of the world and terrorism. Why the fuck would someone that set off 3 bombs back in our woods not be arrested? Should I file a complaint?"

1/18/2010 10:23:55 PM

this will end well

1/18/2010 10:24:18 PM

goddamn you spent 10 minutes looking through dj's posts to find that one... how many pages back did you have to search

1/18/2010 10:24:29 PM

no shit, i have WAY more posts more recent than that one that are worth making fun of

1/18/2010 10:25:52 PM

KAYAK I AM GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKIN ASS MAN

WATCH YOUR BACK

1/18/2010 10:25:59 PM

don't you mean.... "watch your black"


ba-dum-chhhiii

1/18/2010 10:26:44 PM

I NOW CONSIDER MYSELF OFFICIALLY CALLED OUT

1/18/2010 10:27:19 PM

FAGGOT

1/18/2010 10:27:40 PM

Quote :

"WATCH YOUR BLACK"

1/18/2010 10:27:43 PM

FOOD LION PARKING LOT

1/18/2010 10:29:29 PM

I misread the title and thought this was going to be about that time where he got fired after that 5 month long office sexscapade for browsing wikipedia or something. =(

1/18/2010 10:29:31 PM

Watch, you're black.

1/18/2010 10:29:37 PM

i think its kind of romantic in a larry the cable guy kind of way how they had a thing at work and now they're all love buggin at home

1/18/2010 10:31:30 PM

this KaYaK fag would totally get his ass beat if he ever said any of this shit to my face

1/18/2010 10:31:56 PM

this will end well...

1/18/2010 10:31:59 PM

Chapter 2:

Quote :

"First it was a can of peanuts that I forgot here one day. And yes, the whole fucking can. To add insult to injury, he put the empty can back in the cabinet. Then most recently, it was leftovers from an expensive dinner that I had the night before. This one really pissed me off because I was totally looking forward to getting to the office early and eating that shit for lunch. His response when confronted was "well if you would have written your name on it, I wouldn't have eaten it". To which I responded "I shouldn't have to write my name on shit. You knew it wasn't yours, so keep your hands off of shit that doesn't belong to you" So, I ask you this TWW. What are some good revenge ideas? I had an idea of leaving leftovers in the fridge on day that I have spiked with habanero peppers. But I know that you all are some sick fucks, so I am open to your suggestions."

1/18/2010 10:33:06 PM

i read the title as "djeternal: Life and Times for a TWW Pussy"

and then was totally confused by bonfires and explosives

1/18/2010 10:33:06 PM

^^ What do you expect from a 19 year old tuff guy.

1/18/2010 10:33:50 PM

I should ammend that story with the word "nigger", then KaYaK would be all on my bandwaggon.

1/18/2010 10:34:03 PM

^AHA

1/18/2010 10:34:56 PM

Quote :

"this KaYaK fag would totally get his ass beat if he ever said any of this shit to my face"

Oh look at you, making threats over the computer.

Anybody can do that Mr Tough Guy

1/18/2010 10:34:59 PM

Don't sing it, bring it bitch

1/18/2010 10:35:45 PM

Chapter 3:

Quote :

"So I just received a text message talking about my Piedmont CU debit card had be deactivated and I needed to call to have it reactivated. It was clearly phishing, mainly because i don't have a Piedmont CU account, but I called the number just to hear what it said. It is absolutely crazy how some people fall for that shit. But anyway, I was just curious if anyone knows who I can report shit like this to. This is the first time I have ever gotten something like this via text."

1/18/2010 10:36:23 PM

Yeah, because worrying about personal property and phishing schemes is WAAAAAAAAY more pussy than hating black people for being black

1/18/2010 10:37:53 PM

Yeah, because I hate black people.

The one thing I said was in sarcasm, which I commented on and you failed to include in your little thread here.

The black kids dancing is fucking ridiculous, they are like 10 and they are all dry humping each other. I simply stated that "and they wonder why they get descriminated against" No part of that implies that I hate black people.

Then, about the Twitter website.

I simply expressed my shock that the site took down that page when when they really didn't post anything inappropriate or racist.

I would assume if they posted something about MLK and the site removed the page, that the word nigger would have been used.

So yeah, pretty much NONE of that implies that I hate black people.


However, your shit does imply that you are a pussy.

[Edited on January 18, 2010 at 10:42 PM. Reason : ,]

1/18/2010 10:41:27 PM

Quote :

"Oh look at you, making threats over the computer. Anybody can do that Mr Tough Guy"

You sound mad. Is it because it's "pretty one sided?"

1/18/2010 10:41:38 PM

i will say nigger on the internet


and I am so tough that I will ALSO say on the internet that I would say nigger to a black person in real life.

prove it you say? um.........

1/18/2010 10:43:35 PM

I heard djeternal has a fat pussy

1/18/2010 10:43:52 PM

and for the record, this thread will get WAY more views simply because my name is in the title

1/18/2010 10:44:39 PM

Chapter 4:

Quote :

"Grocery Store Mow Lawn Wash Dog Vacuum Dust Shampoo Sofas Clean Kitchen Laundry Grill Out"

1/18/2010 10:45:09 PM

ITT: KaYaK taking the Internet seriously.

1/18/2010 10:45:56 PM

haha i was not aware you could shampoo sofas

1/18/2010 10:46:30 PM

ITT: KaYaK describes why i get laid WAY more often than he does

and he went way back for that one. that was before I moved in with the GF, which was almost a year ago

[Edited on January 18, 2010 at 10:47 PM. Reason : a]

1/18/2010 10:46:51 PM

i see it as 2 trolls trolling out

if anyone is taking any of this seriously they wouldn't be on tww for long

1/18/2010 10:47:15 PM

Obviously household chores are for pussies and niggers.

1/18/2010 10:47:42 PM

Chapter 5:

Quote :

"djeternal This Space For Rent 51525 Posts user info edit post Serious racists call today James Earl Ray day. "

Seems little pussy boy djeternal fancies himself a racist.

1/18/2010 10:48:37 PM

^^ and ^^^, LOL! You two win.

[Edited on January 18, 2010 at 10:49 PM. Reason : .]

1/18/2010 10:48:57 PM

talking about stalkers, he pulled a post from February 2009

and the racism posts i pulled from him were within the last 48 hours

[Edited on January 18, 2010 at 10:50 PM. Reason : a]

1/18/2010 10:49:05 PM

imo stalker is pulling info from other websites

pulling from a simple user post search is fair game

1/18/2010 10:50:09 PM

^ Agreed. It takes 5 seconds with a username and a few keywords.

1/18/2010 10:51:16 PM

maybe stalker wasn't the right tag, but i was just replying to him calling me a stalker in the thread i started for him

1/18/2010 10:51:20 PM

I bet if this little spat kept going, he would check all 50K of djeternal's posts.

1/18/2010 10:51:43 PM

i think the other thread lost its steam

but the night is young

1/18/2010 10:52:03 PM

I am a personal fan of post 29996

1/18/2010 10:52:23 PM

at least dje gets pussy...

1/18/2010 10:53:27 PM

Quote :

"at least dje gets pussy..."

and that, my friends, is the true measure of a man

1/18/2010 10:54:33 PM

Quote :

"this will end well"

1/18/2010 10:54:45 PM

Quote :

"I am a personal fan of post 29996"

remember 31392?????

that was a good one LOL!

1/18/2010 10:55:18 PM

^ so true!

1/18/2010 10:56:48 PM

set em up

1/18/2010 11:01:24 PM