Stats:

Has a tramp stamp (tribal lower back tattoo)
Gets routine manicures/pedicures
Only wears True Religion jeans
Wears pink boxer briefs
Religiously applies fruity Bath n Body Works lotions
Likes to shop for women's clothing
Does not care about watching football




Is there a chance in hell that the guy above is straight?

1/26/2010 11:29:43 PM

No

1/26/2010 11:30:14 PM

I DO NOT HAVE A TRAMP STAMP!

1/26/2010 11:30:35 PM

are you even talking about a guy?

1/26/2010 11:30:49 PM

SaabTurbo probably has an opinion on this

1/26/2010 11:30:55 PM

1/26/2010 11:31:22 PM

THAT IS A CHICK, SON.

1/26/2010 11:31:41 PM

only if he is the eccentric front man for a rock band

and even then he may still be an ass pirate sorry

1/26/2010 11:32:12 PM

dude is gayer than richard simmons in key west during pride week

1/26/2010 11:34:17 PM

On the plus side, I get free meals and don't have to put out.

1/26/2010 11:35:32 PM

1/26/2010 11:37:16 PM

he's probably one of those gay guys that gets with straight girls so they can pretend to be straight.


.... just dont get too emotionally attached. You can't fuck him straight. Don't forget that

1/26/2010 11:37:25 PM

wait, i think the thread title should be "metro or gay" right?

metro and straight are not mutually exclusive.

or so my spiked hair and shiny shirts have led me to believe...

1/26/2010 11:39:58 PM

Hai rai

^ he's married and separatewd and getting a divorce and he has a 5 year old. Prob a cover. Why me, dammit?!! Why not pick some other chick to fake straightness?

Gay guys <3 me.

1/26/2010 11:41:30 PM

SO WHAT IF I WEAR THE SHIT OUTTA SHINY SHIRTS

1/26/2010 11:42:36 PM

if the dude is more feminine than you...

and you're like all that is woman so...

1/26/2010 11:42:57 PM

Dammit, Rob. If you're gay too, then I'm killing myself.

My gaydar brokedededed.

1/26/2010 11:43:05 PM

Wow H8R, pink underwear huh?

Wouldn't have pegged you with that......

1/26/2010 11:43:15 PM

SHUT UP

THEY STARTED OUT RED

1/26/2010 11:44:18 PM

i dont give bj's nearly well enough to be gay






wait

1/26/2010 11:44:40 PM

^^ mmmmhmmmmm


That's what they all say....

AND you looked dashing in my sunglasses....

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 11:45 PM. Reason : Just sayin]

1/26/2010 11:44:49 PM

Let it be known henceforth that H8R has a tramp stamp as well as a butterfly tattoo on his ankle.

And he likes to be the little spoon.



And rwoody can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 11:46 PM. Reason : k]

1/26/2010 11:45:27 PM

1/26/2010 11:46:00 PM

LET IT BE KNOWN:

HENCEFORTH:

TALL GIRLS WHO LIKE TO BE THE BIG SPOON

1/26/2010 11:46:58 PM

AND BIG GIRL'S SUNGLASSES

1/26/2010 11:50:11 PM

Next time I see you - you can try on a new pair - they're pretty fabulous

1/26/2010 11:52:09 PM

HUGE ONES



[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 11:54 PM. Reason : LOLz, nanight ]

1/26/2010 11:52:53 PM

Tall girls
•
Big spoon
=
Death by anaconda-stle thigh-wrap

1/26/2010 11:54:13 PM

h8r goddamnit stop messing with my weiner down there, i'm trying to internet

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 11:54 PM. Reason : wait is lucy tall? OH HELLO THERE ]

1/26/2010 11:54:19 PM

unrelated

but i have to say, as surprised i was after knowing h8r to find out he was an active tdubber, i have been 100x more surprised in the last year or so at his tdub persona.

not a negative kinda surprised, but surprised none the less

1/26/2010 11:54:55 PM

1/26/2010 11:55:30 PM

ehee

1/26/2010 11:55:55 PM

1/26/2010 11:56:06 PM

I am not tall. Just big-boned.

Btwn 5'6" and 5'7" based on time of day.

1/26/2010 11:57:12 PM

don't let here fool you

SHE A GIANT

1/26/2010 11:58:44 PM

oh

6'8" ftl

1/26/2010 11:59:31 PM

Has a tramp stamp (tribal lower back tattoo)
Gets routine manicures/pedicures
Only wears True Religion jeans
Wears pink boxer briefs
Religiously applies fruity Bath n Body Works lotions
Likes to shop for women's clothing
Does not care about watching football

Could still be straight.

I'm gay & I'd never consider getting a tramp stamp, I've never had a manicure/pedicure, I had never heard of true religion jeans before this thread, no pink boxer briefs (heck the wildest color in my arsenal is probably the blue ones that comes in those hanes 4 packs), no lotions (but I do use chapstick during the winter), I'm no fan of shopping (for women's clothing or otherwise unless I've saved up for electronics like a new tv, surround sound system, or video games), and my football interests are present (if somewhat limited - I went high school football games & some in undergrad back when Rivers was still around, & I usually pull for the Panthers & always for State).

1/27/2010 12:00:47 AM

^^ you're 6'8"??????

[Edited on January 27, 2010 at 12:01 AM. Reason : .]

1/27/2010 12:00:48 AM

metro is not gay. it just looks that way.

1/27/2010 12:00:59 AM

Quote :

"Has a tramp stamp (tribal lower back tattoo)"

Gay or not...that's just weird.

1/27/2010 12:02:20 AM

Okay, also add to list:

Dates a chick for 2 months and takes her to the best spots in town. He pays for everything and never attempts to get in her pants.

And calls at leats 3 times per day. Just to chat.

1/27/2010 12:04:42 AM

Quote :

"Does not care about watching football"

Depends if he is an NC State fan or not

1/27/2010 12:05:17 AM

~

1/27/2010 12:06:29 AM

Is this guy Bobby Trendy?

1/27/2010 12:06:39 AM

ITT, lucyinthesky tells us stories about the most flamboyant gay man in her part of America.

1/27/2010 12:08:11 AM

I'LL BET HE IS GOOD AT TENNISTH TOO

!

1/27/2010 12:09:21 AM

I don't think he knows he's gay.

Otherwise, why would he take me on dates?

1/27/2010 12:10:25 AM

Maybe for conversation and good company????

1/27/2010 12:12:10 AM

dear lucy

despite numerous factors, the clincher was true religion jeans. i feel pretty gay for even knowing the brand.

have you banged this person?

if yes, was it terrible?

if no was he picturing a guy?

if no HES FUCKING LYING

Love advicingly,
mike

1/27/2010 1:37:05 AM

Maybe he's just not sexually dominant. Lots of guys are like that nowadays. If you can deal with taking the initiative romantically it could work out. If not, then yall just aren't compatible and it's be to leave it alone.

1/27/2010 2:15:57 AM