FUCK

guess i need to get some traps

2/2/2010 8:28:42 PM

you should get some owls from that other dude

2/2/2010 8:30:08 PM

well, you know what they say...


for every mouse that you actually SEE, approximately 983749578978907279843578940378943543 mice have pooped inside of your box of cereal. And out of those 983749578978907279843578940378943543 mice, 5 have laughed at you behind your back.

[Edited on February 2, 2010 at 8:31 PM. Reason : |]

2/2/2010 8:30:54 PM

what's a good mouse trap where i don't have to touch the fucker?

2/2/2010 8:32:07 PM

damn you EMCE for making me laugh

damn u!!!

2/2/2010 8:33:18 PM

you don't have to touch the mouse with any of them if you just throw the trap away

[Edited on February 2, 2010 at 8:34 PM. Reason : what are you, some kind of nancy?]

2/2/2010 8:33:50 PM

get the sticky traps

trap the mouse

after the mouse has been trapped, drown the mofo in a bucket of water

after mouse has drowned, take trap, and throw in garbage

2/2/2010 8:33:57 PM

glue traps suck

2/2/2010 8:34:45 PM

2/2/2010 8:35:21 PM

thats hardcore dude

2/2/2010 8:37:28 PM

that's what your mom said...

[Edited on February 2, 2010 at 8:38 PM. Reason : p.s., you're only a bad person if you watch it die and take pics afterwards ]

2/2/2010 8:38:01 PM

little dude is probably cold

oh wells, sucks for him, gonna go get something from lowes tomorrow

2/2/2010 8:38:47 PM

glue traps are awful.i think that they're cruel and a pain.

i grew up surrounded on 2 sides by a field. we got mice every time they picked or plowed. poison, old fashioned traps, and cats.

2/2/2010 8:39:23 PM

kill and seal that bitch

http://www.victorpest.com/advice/all-about/kill-and-seal-traps

2/2/2010 8:41:57 PM

ill just get the third cheapest thing from lowes

2/2/2010 8:43:55 PM

i'll rent you my 2 cats for $5/hour.

2/2/2010 8:45:55 PM

do you guarantee they will eat it whole?

2/2/2010 8:46:43 PM

^^^^that's some pussy shit right there

[Edited on February 2, 2010 at 8:47 PM. Reason : slooooooooooooooooow]

2/2/2010 8:47:34 PM

i hate meeses to pieces

2/2/2010 9:00:26 PM

NRR, you're some pussy shit!

2/2/2010 9:02:06 PM

i wasn't even talking to you

2/2/2010 9:03:04 PM

i can't count.

2/2/2010 9:03:35 PM

i, too, have seen mice before

2/2/2010 9:11:47 PM

[Edited on February 2, 2010 at 9:26 PM. Reason : blah]

2/2/2010 9:25:13 PM

D-Con is your best bet if you don't want to touch it. You will just have a mouse carcass in your wall somewhere.

Tin Cats are good too.

2/2/2010 10:26:16 PM

i'm going to go with


i think

2/3/2010 8:17:30 AM

lol at the back to the future 3 indicator gauge

2/3/2010 8:18:47 AM

2/3/2010 8:29:22 AM

Quote :

"surrounded on two sides"

this is why we love bottombaby

2/3/2010 8:31:56 AM

and so the hunt begins

2/3/2010 5:54:23 PM

dont use poison, that makes them look for water

traps keep them from going behind your walls to die



[Edited on February 3, 2010 at 6:08 PM. Reason : m]

2/3/2010 5:57:03 PM

most rat poisons including "D-Con" contain Warfarin, which essentially causes the mouse to hemorrhage and bleed out internally

2/3/2010 6:02:11 PM

the hell is u talkin bout

[Edited on February 3, 2010 at 6:02 PM. Reason : in]

2/3/2010 6:02:37 PM

i bought traps and poison

i'm using traps first and stepping up my attack plan accordingly

2/3/2010 6:03:58 PM

my cat has killed 7 mice and the glue trap has only caught one.

2/3/2010 6:17:26 PM

I've got some cats you can rent.

2/3/2010 6:29:38 PM

VICTORY!

but at what cost

2/10/2010 5:57:36 PM

at the cost of WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO I HAVE A MOUSE OH MY GOD I LOCKED HIM OVER THE GARAGE WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WHY IS THERE A MOUSE D:

7/8/2025 2:20:36 AM

motherfucker just damn ran across the top of my Ninja Turtles DVDs in plain ass sight

I know that piece of shit saw me in there wtf

7/8/2025 2:21:35 AM

The mouse is taunting you.

7/8/2025 6:10:29 AM

what THE HELL DO I DO ABOUT IT

I don't want to fumigate the whole house if it's just 1 but WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE AN INFESTATION?!@#?@#!?JIOSGDJO;;GSJ;LKGJFSLKFSDL NOBODY ELSE IN THE HOUSE CARES FOR SOME REASON WHAT IS THIS THE TWILIGHT ZONE

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO TO GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT OF HERE BY THE END OF THE DAY

INB4 HE CRAWLS ON MY FACE AT NIGHT

7/8/2025 9:16:29 AM

also, the neighbor's predatory cat is not helping me

she can sure go after birds and maul them but WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU TO LOCATE THIS RAT

I AM LEGITIMATELY PANICKING LIKE IDK WHAT TO DO AND EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST TOTALLY FINE WITH THIS NO FUCKIN BIG DEAL A GOD DAMN RODENT IS GETTING ALL OVER MY SHIT AND JUST DOESN'T CARE AT ALL ABOUT MY PRESECE

7/8/2025 9:19:04 AM

If y'all are up for getting a cat, I bet that'd take care of things with a quickness

7/8/2025 11:20:32 AM

I just let the neighbor's cat in for 2 hours and she did nothing but nap underneath a table

7/8/2025 11:59:51 AM

Cats are pretty useless against mice if you feed them (which you should) and only go after them when they're bored and/or hungry.

Do not get a cat for rodent control. Learn from pretty much every municipality that has brought in an animal species to control another one. It never works as intended.

7/8/2025 2:14:24 PM

yeah I wasnt banking on the cat for sure bc I assumed the same thing you're saying, but it was worth a try

Just gonna try humane trap and we also have some death traps just in case there are multiple. My hope is that it's only one who got into the house and can't find its way out

7/8/2025 3:17:31 PM

Congratulations on your cute little furry new roommate

7/8/2025 3:39:32 PM

Stay strong, BB! People have been living alongside mice for millennia.

Review historical videos on Shawn Woods YouTube channel. Many ways to catch these guys.

I moved into my house 19 years ago. I saw one mouse shortly after move in. Caught it quickly with a snap trap, and that's the only mouse activity or evidence I've ever seen inside. 18 years clean!

Don't leave food sitting around.

7/8/2025 4:22:38 PM

there was this one time, i was walking in my house and saw a really small mouse, must have been a baby on the stairs. i took my shoe off and smacked the shit out of it as hard as i could. it screamed its last breath. i didnt know they could do that, thought they were always quiet as a mouse

[Edited on July 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM. Reason : i keep traps out all the time but havent caught one in years]

7/8/2025 8:07:46 PM

I had one years ago and got a bucket trap and another kind of trap, neither did anything. Somehow I was able to herd him out the door. Someone else's problem now.

7/8/2025 8:49:45 PM