1 Bedroom (with Private Bathroom) in 2 BR townhome in Brier Creek. 400/month + 1/2 cable, power, h20, & gas. Washer and Dryer available. One Month deposit required. Looking for graduate students or young professionals. No Pets.

2/18/2010 8:03:38 PM

Background check required?

Also, if I do not shower but once a week, can we reduce the utilities to 1/4?

2/19/2010 12:56:23 PM

I will do no showering, limited toilet flushing for 1/4.

2/19/2010 3:39:05 PM

I will shower often, naked, and invite you to join me every time for 1/5 price.

2/19/2010 3:43:31 PM

I would do no showers, no flushing, and live in the dark for 1/4

2/19/2010 3:49:26 PM

OK final offer: no showering, laundry, flushing or washing of any kind, live in the dark, and use a litter box, for 1/8 of utilities.

2/19/2010 3:53:06 PM

Same rules, shared litterbox for 1/16 of utilities

2/19/2010 3:59:20 PM

I'll pay double the rent if you promise not to subject me to a naked Sarah

2/19/2010 4:00:44 PM

Me and my family live in your backyard and share a communal toilet pit that we dig free of charge, for a flat $45 a month.

2/19/2010 4:03:27 PM

no pizza for tito today

2/19/2010 4:06:45 PM

I'll bring pizza and a friend tonight as a deposit, how bout that?

2/19/2010 4:15:01 PM

I'm very interested in your offer. I tend to have my male j/o buddy over on the regs, is this a problem? Don't worry, we are both STRAIGHT, we just like to j/o and watch the movie Twister.

2/19/2010 4:46:47 PM

You couldn't post this six months from now or anything

Can vouch for Titopizza as roomie. Will not annoy you. Cool guy. No pets. No shirt either, usually, but whatever.

2/21/2010 2:10:24 AM

Quote :

"I will shower often, naked, and invite you to join me every time for 1/5 price."

hahaha

2/21/2010 6:08:59 PM

LOL @ this thread

2/21/2010 7:03:13 PM