so i can contain them all in one thread.

yesterday i cut myself on a nail and dropped a tv on my wrist.

today i tried to ride a bike that was too tall for me and face planted into some ivy. luckily the only injury that i sustained was a little mud on my knee. the ivy kinda broke the fall. plus it was a slow motion fall.

2/21/2010 12:02:45 AM

k

2/21/2010 12:02:54 AM

Interesting.


Nails aren't very sharp son.

2/21/2010 12:03:51 AM

OMF

CALL DA AMBER LAMPS

2/21/2010 12:03:58 AM

^^ it was the head of the nail. snagged my finger and ripped off a big chunk of skin

2/21/2010 12:04:54 AM

2/21/2010 12:05:24 AM

Skin chunks.

2/21/2010 12:12:04 AM

So you think you can dance?

2/21/2010 12:13:15 AM

no.

i was once injured while freestyle walking. dancing is out of the question.

2/21/2010 12:13:58 AM

So what's that video clip from son? I'm out of touch with this type of internet material. I like how the dude is gay and hardcore simultaneously.

2/21/2010 12:20:39 AM

PAGE LIMIT HERE WE COME

2/21/2010 12:30:21 AM

btw this and hypochondria thread you are one sick puppy

[Edited on February 21, 2010 at 12:42 AM. Reason : thread]

2/21/2010 12:34:25 AM

How many threads do you need??

2/21/2010 1:21:02 AM

I had a dream that I was handling a couple rigs of fish hooks, and they kept hooking my fingers. Every time I'd get one out it would pull another one onto my finger.

/cool story

2/21/2010 7:20:08 AM

^^^ haha i know. i'm just clumsy. at least the hypochondria thread is (hopefully) all in my head

^^ A LOT, DUH

^ ouchies

2/21/2010 3:33:38 PM

after suffering through 1 year of terrible groin injury, i finally went out to play soccer yesterday
i ended up badly pulling my quads
sorry there's no lafta's mishaps thread

2/21/2010 3:38:49 PM

i put a load of laundry in like an hour ago and i just went to see if it was done to put it in the dryer

my DUMB ASS didn't close the lid to the washer so it never started

*SIGH*

2/21/2010 10:05:07 PM

You're going to make a terrible wife.

2/21/2010 10:07:01 PM

LOL I put the detergent in and closed the door and everything with a load of work clothes one day (with enough time for the load to be done and dried by the time I had to go in) and forgot to press the start button. I was all

2/21/2010 10:07:48 PM

^^well luckily i don't want to be a wife.

*WHEW*

and luckily i'm a pretty good cook. i'm pretty sure my bf would be happy to do laundry as long as i cook for him

^ i know! it makes me mad. i have a stackable so the lid has a hook that hooks onto the dryer bottom and i just forgot to put it down. sigh. lol. i'm glad someone else has done it

[Edited on February 21, 2010 at 10:08 PM. Reason : .]

2/21/2010 10:07:55 PM

2/21/2010 10:10:18 PM

o.m.g.

3 calls from an unknown number that wasn't leaving a message at 1:30am.

luckily i answered on the 3rd or 4th time after waking up and considering the possibilities

what normally happens in my life when someone calls repeatedly late at night?

a) someone is sick or dying/ otherwise hospitalized
b) someone is in jail

usually the sick/dying crowd usually leaves like 5 frantic messages though. SO YOU GUESS WHICH CALL I GOT!

2/22/2010 1:46:18 AM

i feel like this could end up being a long thread

2/22/2010 1:47:32 AM

B as in Bail me out please

2/22/2010 1:48:20 AM

lololol

yes. that one.

2/22/2010 1:48:46 AM

so basically you're like jessica alba's character in Good Luck Chuck?

2/22/2010 1:49:14 AM

uh oh

2/22/2010 1:50:01 AM

^^ i've never seen that movie it was like on tv last weekend or something too

^ yea. i think it is worked out now. i facilitated some bail action. now i'm going back to bed.

2/22/2010 1:50:50 AM

what a pro

2/22/2010 1:51:49 AM

don't worry you didn't miss much. a bunch of random boobies, very few laughs, and jessica alba being sexy most of the movie. I wanted to punch Dane Cook in the face 90% of the movie

2/22/2010 1:52:43 AM

^^either that or the person i sent to retrieve the first person is going to also be arrested and i'm going to find myself driving to raleigh at like 3am

^ yea...dane cook...not my fav. although i didn't mind him in that other movie he did. i felt like he was perfectly cast (cause he was supposed to be really annoying). what was it? the one with steve carell

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 1:53 AM. Reason : .]

2/22/2010 1:52:58 AM

dan in real life? that whole movie was pretty meh, but dane cook did fit that character. he wasn't bad in my best friends girl though

2/22/2010 1:55:53 AM

yea that movie

that movie was pretty meh but he fit the character haha

i've never seen the other one either. i tend to avoid all dane cook movies i guess just cause i want to murder him

2/22/2010 1:56:37 AM

he had a minor role in waiting and didn't manage to kill that movie.

2/22/2010 1:57:57 AM

omg things are not going swimmingly

2/22/2010 3:27:22 AM

Quote :

"^^well luckily i don't want to be a wife. *WHEW*"

breaking new ground for the female race

2/22/2010 8:33:56 AM

so who was arrested?

2/22/2010 8:53:28 AM

i'm sure everyone can take a wild guess

i don't want to say it incase he cares

but you can figure it out i think

he might be in the slammer now. oh life.

oh and it was for a failure to appear from a possession of a malt bev ticket from 2003 or 2004.

glad we got him off the streets he's a danger to society!

2/22/2010 3:07:24 PM

he already posted about it in the thinking thread

doubt he cares

2/22/2010 3:08:10 PM

oh good

well i didn't want to get yelled at

ah well. better him than me. i mean that not in a mean way but in like if it happened to me i'd prob get like 10 other charges. cause i'd be like fuck the police. and fuck some checkpoints.

2/22/2010 3:10:55 PM

realizing you are sitting in cat pee: NOT a good monday.

2/22/2010 5:06:06 PM

whoops

left my door unlocked and the space heater on while i went to get moe's

OH WELL i didn't get robbed or catch on fire

2/23/2010 6:24:31 PM

Do you consider yourself a walking disaster?

2/23/2010 6:25:38 PM

noooo

this happens to other people right? they just don't document it?!

2/23/2010 6:40:08 PM

no, not really

2/23/2010 6:43:51 PM

yes huh you forget things!

2/23/2010 7:04:33 PM

right?

anyway i've ruled out one of the cats in the pee scandal

but now my dog has started pissing inside.

i know which cant it ISN'T

and i know my dog didn't jump on my desk and pee

so its down to the old one or the kitten. my bets are on the old one that acts prissy and like she never does anything wrong. BITCH.

2/23/2010 9:37:05 PM

Right.

2/23/2010 9:37:21 PM

roight

2/23/2010 11:20:00 PM

cats suck

make hats out of them

2/23/2010 11:21:07 PM