thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
She wants to be the World's Fattest Woman. She'll settle for World's Fattest Mom.
http://tinyurl.com/yeax2yf
Quote : | "Donna Simpson is working as hard as she can to get fat -- very, very fat. She weighs 600 pounds, she claims, and is vying for the title of world's fattest woman from the Guinness Book of World Records." |
3/18/2010 11:17:17 AM |
bbehe Burn it all down. 18402 Posts user info edit post |
Not going to get there with a Diet Orange Crush, I just don't think her heart's in it. 3/18/2010 11:18:49 AM |
ParksNrec All American 8742 Posts user info edit post |
way to shoot for the stars, lady 3/18/2010 11:19:11 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
that's hot 3/18/2010 11:19:12 AM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
Are those her kids? Or her husband and daughter. The pics confuse me. 3/18/2010 11:19:21 AM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Then why the hell is she eating a burger with a single patty on it?
Dumb bitch 3/18/2010 11:19:35 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
She needs a lot more patties on that burger too. This chick is weaksauce.
^ lol.
[Edited on March 18, 2010 at 11:20 AM. Reason : l]
3/18/2010 11:19:56 AM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
How does this make you feel, thumper? 3/18/2010 11:20:47 AM |
MrLuvaLuva85 All American 4265 Posts user info edit post |
awful.... 3/18/2010 11:21:16 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Click the link and read all the stuff on the 4 different pages. Those are her children. It tells you who she's competing with for Fattest Mom. It also tells you where she gets all the $$ for all those damned groceries and what her favorite food is (which apparently will surprise you). ] 3/18/2010 11:21:24 AM |
ParksNrec All American 8742 Posts user info edit post |
looks like she has at least 4 sammiches on the table, so I can excuse the single patty burger 3/18/2010 11:22:05 AM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
I watched this video on CNN.com yesterday
I also watched a video titled something like "Men play 70 rounds of golf"
I was like fuckin a that's a lot of golf
But in the video the two 70 year-old dudes discussed playing 70 holes, one for each year
And immediately after this, the voiceover guy still says 70 rounds
Fuckin weak sauce CNN 3/18/2010 11:23:11 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Oh gosh, I just clicked the link saying how she earns her money.
I feel bad for her. But I guess it's what she wants to do with her life...] 3/18/2010 11:23:59 AM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
kill it. 3/18/2010 11:25:46 AM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
At least she's aiming to be the best at something! 3/18/2010 11:26:53 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
That's too fat. 3/18/2010 11:27:46 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
And her favorite food is sushi. Amazing.
I wonder how many rolls she eats in one sitting? ] 3/18/2010 11:28:07 AM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Oh gosh, I just clicked the link saying how she earns her money. " |
And?3/18/2010 11:29:12 AM |
ParksNrec All American 8742 Posts user info edit post |
she runs a pay-to-look-at-the-grotesquely-fat-chick website 3/18/2010 11:31:02 AM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ I hope she's eating Tempura Fried Philadelphia Rolls. Or Volcano Rolls. Those will help you pack on some pounds.
[Edited on March 18, 2010 at 11:32 AM. Reason : .] 3/18/2010 11:31:21 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Hah, her website must be pretty successful if she makes at least $750/week to pay for her food, cuz Lord knows this woman doesn't work 3/18/2010 11:31:55 AM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
Gross
Also doesn't Guinness frown on intentionally harmful things going in their book?
I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that this guy didn't get in
3/18/2010 11:32:27 AM |
ParksNrec All American 8742 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "$750/week to pay for her food" |
$39,000/year to pay for her fatass to eat
jesus3/18/2010 11:35:11 AM |
LaserSoup All American 5502 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on March 18, 2010 at 11:35 AM. Reason : nm]
3/18/2010 11:35:32 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Yay, society! 3/18/2010 11:36:08 AM |
Senez All American 8112 Posts user info edit post |
She'll be dead before 2 years are up. 3/18/2010 11:38:11 AM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
We can only hope, since she'll be a drain on whatever health care system is in place.
I've been to Walmart, so I've seen fatter people that aren't even trying. I also think her heart's just not in it. 3/18/2010 1:29:37 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
I don't have $750/wk in income. 3/18/2010 1:31:23 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114247 Posts user info edit post |
hopefully someone kills her if she doesn't kill herself lol! 3/18/2010 1:32:28 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
lol! 3/18/2010 1:33:59 PM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
wow. ive been feeding 2 overweight adults for $70 canadian per week for a while now 3/18/2010 1:35:05 PM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
she could save a lot of money if she'd just hit the dollar menu at mcD's for every meal 3/18/2010 1:35:46 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
We should send her various strategies. 3/18/2010 1:36:55 PM |
Yao Ming All American 866 Posts user info edit post |
kill it with fire 3/18/2010 1:42:12 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I wish I could donate about 50 lbs of fat to her. 3/18/2010 1:42:52 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
She reminds me of that bookkeeper thing in "Blade" or Shrek. 3/18/2010 1:43:30 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
jeebus, there's only so much stupid i can tolerate 3/18/2010 1:48:20 PM |
Wraith All American 27247 Posts user info edit post |
Holy shit it was annoying reading that.
Quote : | "Her favorite food? You'll be surprised.
How much does all that food cost? This much.
How does she make that much money? Doing this, she's said." |
Why the hell did they think it was a good idea to make you click on a link any time you wanna know the answer to the question... and even then it is just the answer thrown into a search engine.3/18/2010 1:53:34 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Don't lie. You'd all hit it. 3/18/2010 1:54:40 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
^^because they're trying to get more traffic on the Bing search engine i think, which is totally fucking stupid 3/18/2010 1:56:28 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
^^^agreed
and also i do not find it surprising her favorite food is sushi.
all that white rice and mayo in the sushi that you can get does NOT make it that healthy.
now if she had said, plain air dried popcorn....THAT would be surprising
[Edited on March 18, 2010 at 2:01 PM. Reason : ^] 3/18/2010 1:57:21 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
she'd probably be a milf if she lost 480 lbs 3/18/2010 1:59:11 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
also, how come nobody made the "typical, some black dude fucked a fat white chick" comment 3/18/2010 2:00:54 PM |
Hey_McFly All American 1116 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "She'll be dead before 2 years are up." |
3/18/2010 4:22:35 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
i hope she dies. 3/18/2010 4:24:37 PM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
She should be eating stuff like this:
3/18/2010 4:28:25 PM |
Wadhead1 Duke is puke 20897 Posts user info edit post |
I'd like to throw some flour on that... 3/18/2010 4:30:44 PM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
...and drop it in a deep fryer. 3/18/2010 4:31:29 PM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
^is that mac and cheese in meat-dome? 3/18/2010 4:32:44 PM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
Inside-out Spaghetti and Meatballs! 3/18/2010 4:33:11 PM |