3/22/2010 6:16:20 PM

just a FYI...

I'm a bit hotter than that.

again, just a FYI

3/22/2010 6:16:57 PM

1st picture: yes
2nd picture: not so much

3/22/2010 6:17:10 PM

She's pretty for an average chick.

3/22/2010 6:17:24 PM

3/22/2010 6:17:59 PM

i'd put a ring on her finger.

3/22/2010 6:18:27 PM

i support this thread

3/22/2010 6:18:49 PM

yeah, her minimal ass mound confirms my initial assessment. I honestly don't believe I would give her more than 4 squirts of goof juice. More likely than not, I would stay in the 2 - 3 range.

3/22/2010 6:19:32 PM

EMCE EMCE EMCE

3/22/2010 6:20:16 PM

she's got the "I'm more attractive than you initially gave me credit for, yet I'm not batshit crazy" look

3/22/2010 6:21:31 PM

she is in my top 5

3/22/2010 6:27:41 PM

^

3/22/2010 6:46:24 PM

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" 1st picture: yes 2nd picture: not so much "

because she has on less clothes in the 1st picture?

3/22/2010 6:48:20 PM

3/22/2010 6:49:24 PM

yes

3/22/2010 6:50:30 PM

Ok top 5? Top 5? She's pretty, she's an attractive women in her mid 30's who gets national face time every week. But if she's in your top 5, you're fucked in the head. She stands out as being more attractive on her respective show because the rest of the female cast in intentionally not attractive. The show takes place in Buttfuck, PA, and to their credit they do a good job of casting area-appropriate women. Have you ever been to Pennsylvania? It will make you homesick real quick. The women there all look like mechanics and short order cooks. Meridith, Angela, the Indian woman....all were casted in part because they are not overly pretty. Pam is, and has the quintessential small town charm to her that attracts Roy, Jim and a National television audience. But outside of the context of the show, she ceases to bec Pam Beasley, the bubbly receptionist, and becomes Jenna Fischer, the above average looking actress. She is good looking enough that if you saw her in real life you might take notice, but no where near, not even in the same ballpark of the elite of the elite, which is what your Top 5 should truly consist of. I'm talking about the Albas, the Portman, the Knightleys, the Underwoods and the the Bündchens. The girls that absolutely just knock your fucking socks off as soon as they enter the room. The ones that you can catch jack after jack to and they never lose their luster. No one ever beats to Jenna Fischer.

I realize some of you are caught up in the "personality" factor, and the fact that she seems more attainable than some of the aforementioned puts her higher on your list. But we're talking about a list that is purely in your head, not something that has any real world bearing or any chance of actually coming to fruition. Aim for the stars. Don't settle for Pam Beasley.

3/22/2010 7:02:03 PM

3/22/2010 7:03:32 PM

Haha, well Slave that is certainly thought out but different tastes for different folks.

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"I'm talking about the Albas, the Portman, the Knightleys, the Underwoods and the the Bündchens."

Alba? Yes. Underwood? Yes, Top 3 easy to me. Giselle? Of course... but I don't find Portman or Knightley attractive at all. They are like sticks... and I'd say the chest is the thing I like most about chicks physically and they are pretty non-existent.

[Edited on March 22, 2010 at 7:07 PM. Reason : x]

3/22/2010 7:06:22 PM

Quote :

"because she has on less clothes in the 1st picture?"

No. Because she is attractive in the first picture, but not in the second

3/22/2010 7:06:31 PM

i think she looks cute in both

3/22/2010 7:10:58 PM

How long'd you work on that one, William Slavespeare?

3/22/2010 7:11:06 PM

yeah for real NyM...Slave you had me at Alba, and lost me at Portman

[Edited on March 22, 2010 at 7:11 PM. Reason : we're strictly talking physical hotness, correct?]

3/22/2010 7:11:11 PM

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"i think she looks cute in both"

cute in 2, hotness in 1

and in all fairness, this thread is devoted to her hotness

[Edited on March 22, 2010 at 7:13 PM. Reason : a]

3/22/2010 7:13:09 PM

Then disregard Portman and Knightly...they're a personal crush and I'm sure many here share my sentiments, but I could see how a noted tit man such as yourself might scoff at that notion. Lets talk about women I feel are more attractive than Jenna Fischer, but lets narrow it down, because there is a 10,000 character limit per post on here. Lets narrow it down to women I feel are more attractive than Jenna Fischer who currently star in a network sitcom. Does that work for you? I know you watch a good deal of television (not quite as much as your compatriot Jeepin4x4, but then again, no one does) so you should be able to keep up Lets run thru the list, day by day, network by network, and see just where the newly crowned Mrs. Halpert ranks on the Totem Pole.

Mondays we have Robin from HIMYM and Jennifer from Rules of Engagment.





Not much to argue with there. One could make the case for Lilly from HIMYM, or even Elaine from her show, but she's 45 now, so I'll give the edge to Fishcher.

And lest I forget




Thats Monday...lets move on to Tuesday, where there are no sitcoms. To Wednesday we go.

Let's start with Modern Family, who gives us a nice triumvirate to kick things off







and then the ageless wonder Courtney Cox in her show that no one watches



and I could make an argument for Patricia Heaton from her show, but admittingly, she's regressed significantly from her prime on Raymond and I would take Fischer over her as well.

So thats seven clearcut, just from competing sitcoms, just on 2 nights. And I'll stop there, because I think I've proven my point, and because its 7:30 and I'm starving. I eagerly await your rebuttal.

3/22/2010 7:30:48 PM

Vergara is smokin

3/22/2010 7:36:53 PM

LOL, A+ for effort but I only know who one of those people is and that is Robin from HIMYM... I actually really don't watch too much TV. HIMYM and the NBC comedies on Thursday and that's about it aside from series' like The Pacific and the sort.

I see you, though but I still think she is super cute... Solid well thought out retort though. Time to go watch the *gulp* NIT.

3/22/2010 7:37:37 PM

kaley cuoco however you spell it has some amazin eyes

3/22/2010 7:38:36 PM

I'll take Kaley Cuoco over the chicks from "Modern Family".

3/22/2010 7:38:53 PM

^orly?

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/sofiavergara/sofia_vergara_5.jpg

3/22/2010 7:41:14 PM

still a yes for me actually

3/22/2010 7:41:47 PM

I am far too easily swayed.

3/22/2010 7:41:54 PM

well then dweedle, heres some advice if you ever meet her http://bearsinhumansuits.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/kaley_cuoco_bikini.jpg

[Edited on March 22, 2010 at 7:46 PM. Reason : theres actually some captioned text somewhere in the photo]

3/22/2010 7:45:53 PM

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3/22/2010 8:25:35 PM

3/22/2010 8:26:37 PM

She'd definitely get it, that's for sure. Despite Slave Famous' attempt to sway my allegiances, she is still in my top 5.

3/22/2010 8:55:11 PM

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3/23/2010 7:07:17 AM

from ^

3/23/2010 7:36:25 AM

She's slightly above average looking, sane, smart, funny, and doesn't have sex for money. That is marriage material right there Slave.

3/23/2010 8:28:03 AM

I LOVE this pic of her:



One of the differences between Jenna Fischer and other actresses is that the stylists try to make her look mousy on the show. While other actresses get beaucoup makeup, her makeup on the show is very minimal.

Take the other hot actresses out of their makeup (or see the pic above) and the playing field is somewhat leveled, IMO.

Then again, I think redheads are gorgeous.

[Edited on March 23, 2010 at 8:38 AM. Reason : .]

3/23/2010 8:36:59 AM

^ fail

3/23/2010 8:37:16 AM

^^I also love that pic of her, and agree with you (in that they make her look less attractive on the show).

She's smoking, however she's still not in the top 5.

3/23/2010 10:19:31 AM

Oh, I forgot about that Kaley Cuoco (spelling?) chick since I never watch that show... one of the interns on Stern always talks about her... she's definitely super hot.

^ I saw her done up at the SAGs when I was flipping through the channels one night and she was the best looking chick there... let me see if I can find a picture.



[Edited on March 23, 2010 at 10:25 AM. Reason : shitty pic but the best I could find on google]

3/23/2010 10:23:37 AM

She's mad cute...but nowhere near the top 5...probably not even top 10/15. If you guys sat down and thought about it a little...you'd realize how many smoking hot women there are in Hollywood.

Her humor and personality might put her in top 10 though...maybe.

3/23/2010 10:54:31 AM

LOL

3/23/2010 10:58:23 AM

damn Vergara is hot as fuck

even if Modern Family wasn't hilarious, it'd be worth watching for her

3/23/2010 10:58:45 AM

jenna would get it if i were famous/rich/hott enough

3/23/2010 11:10:14 AM

how old is the actress that plays the older teenage daughter from modern family?

3/23/2010 11:12:58 AM

I wonder how long it'll take for someone to post a pic of some naked chick, at which point I can't view from work anymore.

3/23/2010 11:29:21 AM

^ I think that Apocalypse already tried. However, he failed.

3/23/2010 11:32:15 AM

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"she's got the "I'm more attractive than you initially gave me credit for, yet I'm not batshit crazy" look"

i agree, but i dont think she is that hot.

3/23/2010 11:32:38 AM