When I try to log in, I get "Account Unavailable
Your account is temporarily unavailable due to site maintenance. It should be available again within a few hours. We apologize for the inconvenience."

When I click on my profile after signing in on a friend's account whose password I know, I get "Profile Unavailable
Sorry, this profile is not available at the moment. Please try again shortly."

WTF FACEBOOK.

3/23/2010 4:24:37 AM

FIRST

WORLD

PROBLEMS

3/23/2010 4:26:45 AM

CONSIDER

YOURSELF

LUCKY

3/23/2010 6:26:42 AM

you probably got suspended

3/23/2010 7:05:19 AM

FB has been screwy the past few days, at least in my experience

3/23/2010 8:33:16 AM

It's life's way of telling you FB is a waste of time.

3/23/2010 8:45:07 AM

I've read that they've been accidentally deleting accounts while going through server upgrades. You may/may not get yours back.

3/23/2010 8:47:40 AM

http://eu.techcrunch.com/2010/05/05/video-major-facebook-security-hole-lets-you-view-your-friends-live-chats/

Quote :

"there is a major security flaw in the social networking site that, with just a few mouse clicks, enables any user to view the live chats of their ‘friends’. Using what sounds like a simple trick, a user can also access their friends’ latest pending friend-requests and which friends they share in common. That’s a lot of potentially sensitive information."

damn

5/5/2010 11:56:47 AM

glad i don't ever use facebook chat

5/5/2010 11:58:37 AM

i have to stay signed out of FB Chat because if i don't, there are 2 or 3 people that send me a message every single fucking time they see me online and it's really fucking annoying

5/5/2010 12:00:46 PM

^
^^

5/5/2010 12:15:09 PM

Chat is down for maintenance at this time.

5/5/2010 12:40:37 PM

HAY GUIZE WHAT'S GOING ON

5/5/2010 12:43:50 PM

guess that's why they had chat offline the last couple hours

5/5/2010 1:45:25 PM

submit this thread to http://www.whitewhine.com

5/5/2010 1:45:53 PM

Quote :

"you probably got suspended"

bwahahahhhaa

5/5/2010 1:47:03 PM

^^how is this white

[Edited on May 5, 2010 at 1:47 PM. Reason : .]

5/5/2010 1:47:23 PM

it just is ok

5/5/2010 1:49:34 PM

that site seems fundamentally racist, and not against whites.

5/5/2010 1:51:26 PM

FB chat sucks ass

5/5/2010 2:19:31 PM

how is it any different from any other type of chat?

unless you mean actually using the in-browser version, b/c then yes, i agree.

i just have Adium log me into facebook chat, and it's no different than gchat, AIM, sametime, yahoo, or whatever.

5/5/2010 2:21:13 PM

yeah, I'm talking about the in-browser one

5/5/2010 2:23:58 PM

5/5/2010 2:25:56 PM

5/5/2010 2:31:52 PM

^ that is not fail. It is more like "success"

5/5/2010 2:54:07 PM

i have a facebook question and this seems as good a facebook thread as any so...

if I have ignored friends so i don't see their updates in my news feed, are my updates automatically blocked from their news feed as well?

5/8/2010 10:37:36 PM

Are you really concerned that your friend won't receive inane updates about your unimportant ass?

5/8/2010 10:38:38 PM

^^nah i think they'll still see you?

5/8/2010 10:40:12 PM

^^i really don't care in general, but i've ignored like 80% of my friends. (there's only a handful of real friends people i know outside of work, the rest are old high school people i don't really care about.) but i posted a question about some home repair stuff and no one responded.

5/8/2010 10:45:19 PM

^ that's because nobody gives a fuck about your problems.

5/9/2010 4:43:08 AM

DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CHO PROBLEMS.

5/9/2010 4:45:50 AM

^^
truer words have never been spoken. all facebook does is confirm that i really am a loser with no friends.

5/9/2010 8:45:34 AM

That dude's name is Mancum

rofl

Quote :

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5/9/2010 10:21:27 AM

I have been defriended by multiple people, some that I talk to on the regular. I don't know if people are just downsizing their friends list or if facebook is being wonky.

1/10/2011 10:01:50 PM

^ I warned you

1/10/2011 10:03:57 PM

I haven't deleted you

1/10/2011 10:04:05 PM

please don't defriend me please.

1/10/2011 10:04:24 PM

you'll always be my friend!

1/10/2011 10:05:06 PM

back off grimmy

1/10/2011 10:05:32 PM

she just defriended me

[Edited on January 10, 2011 at 10:06 PM. Reason : jk]

1/10/2011 10:06:21 PM

We're not fb friends so no worries about me deleting you

1/10/2011 10:06:41 PM

she left a bloody horse's head in my bed underneath the covers

and then defriended me

1/10/2011 10:07:16 PM

she's downsizing the tall people first :sad:

1/10/2011 10:14:24 PM

sweet. I should be the last one left

1/10/2011 10:15:02 PM

I have on good authority that she is going to tie our shoelaces together around our office chairs tomorrow, film us when we try to stand up, and then post the hilarious yet humiliating results on youtube.

1/10/2011 10:15:58 PM

no way do I ever delete friends not unless they start spamming the shit out of me.

Even if I don't always respond on someone's wall or comment/picture, just to let you all know, I will always be stalking you.

I also only friend people that I consider friends.

[Edited on January 10, 2011 at 10:18 PM. Reason : hahahaha....you guys are ridiculous!]

1/10/2011 10:17:14 PM

1/10/2011 10:18:06 PM

i heard she hacks into xbox kinects and watches people sleep at night

1/10/2011 10:24:10 PM

stop all the downloading

1/10/2011 11:10:54 PM

Setemup

1/10/2011 11:11:36 PM