...to change my nickels and dimes to quarters.

This is what it's come to.

Alexander wept.

3/31/2010 5:07:44 PM

tlb!

3/31/2010 6:42:41 PM

3/31/2010 6:44:41 PM

3/31/2010 6:46:14 PM

Leave it to a drink machine to make a man with a ten-dollar bill feel broke.

7/19/2010 12:52:26 PM

grocery store + carry case = no more soda machine

7/19/2010 12:55:19 PM

So to feel better about not having 75 cents for a soda, I should spend $4.00 on a 12-pack?

7/19/2010 12:56:23 PM

hit the waterfountain, ya bum

7/19/2010 12:58:23 PM

THE WATER IS NOT CAFFEINATED

7/19/2010 12:58:45 PM

yea. .30/ea. from the gstore in advance is better than .75 only if you have correct change because you eliminate the chance of not being able to have a drink when you want it

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 12:59 PM. Reason : and you save money]

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 1:00 PM. Reason : and you can use the gstore trip as an excuse to use their coinstar]

7/19/2010 12:59:16 PM

If I want to have my money tied up in 12 drinks, yes. If I want one soda from the machine once a month, 75 cents is a better deal. It's all about opportunity cost, yo—what else could I spend my money on that I'd derive more utility from?

7/19/2010 1:01:08 PM

Quote :

"So to feel better about not having 75 cents for a soda, I should spend $4.00 on a 12-pack?"

psh, you're getting robbed if you pay $4 for a 12 pack

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 1:01 PM. Reason : ]

7/19/2010 1:01:19 PM

haha opportunity cost.

get that shit out of here

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

7/19/2010 1:01:38 PM

Plus, you can sell 8 of them to your coworkers for $0.5 dollar bucks each.
Then you get 4 FOR FREE!

7/19/2010 1:02:04 PM

Quote :

"If I want to have my money tied up in 12 drinks, yes."

how ridiculously fucking poor ARE you?

7/19/2010 1:02:40 PM

How poor am I not because I don't buy unnecessary quantities of soda?

but seriously i just said i had ten bucks in my pocket so

7/19/2010 1:03:43 PM

better to get the 2 liter for a dolla, yo

7/19/2010 1:03:50 PM

You open the two-liter, it goes flat before you can drink it. At least with the cans, the volume you don't drink immediately isn't going flat.

7/19/2010 1:05:09 PM

Quote :

"How poor am I not because I don't buy unnecessary quantities of soda?"

this still implies that a 12 pack of soda impacts your budget significantly

Quote :

"You open the two-liter, it goes flat before you can drink it."

You open the two-liter, then drink it before it goes flat.

7/19/2010 1:05:25 PM

ALL BUDGET IMPACT IS SIGNIFICANT

7/19/2010 1:06:01 PM

no dude no way
if it's less than $5 or 5 minutes I refuse to waste time even thinking about it

7/19/2010 1:07:22 PM

I'm not opening a two-liter and forcing myself to drink it before it goes flat. I drink soda on my terms, not the soda's terms. I will not bend to the tyranny of the soda.

7/19/2010 1:08:19 PM

you can drink it over a couple/few days if you keep it tightly capped and in the fridge... Keep all them little carbon dioxides from escaping

but if you are just after caffeine, maybe you could grow a little guarana plant in your herb garden and chew a quid when you are feeling sluggish

7/19/2010 1:09:01 PM

just get your $5 from lafta

7/19/2010 1:09:02 PM

Quote :

"just get your $5 from lafta"

he'd have better luck going to the vending machine without checking his pockets first.

7/19/2010 1:10:54 PM

hey what if it's a dollar for all you can drink but it's a dollar a night

7/19/2010 1:11:33 PM

not enough information to know what you're asking

7/19/2010 1:14:12 PM

like red box

it's a lafta joke

7/19/2010 1:14:51 PM

Quote :

"Leave it to a drink machine to make a man with a ten-dollar bill feel broke."

3/21/2011 4:43:32 PM

leave it to a dingleberry to double complain about the same situation



this should go nicely with your whine

[Edited on March 21, 2011 at 4:50 PM. Reason : lolwut]

3/21/2011 4:50:09 PM

Pepsi 12packs are 3 for $10 at the Harris Teeter currently.

In the land of the poor, the man with the 10 spot is king.

3/21/2011 4:50:41 PM

what exactly is a dingleberry

3/21/2011 4:51:36 PM

dingleberry = TP remnant in your b-crack

its on wikipedia

3/21/2011 4:52:59 PM

well i mean i get the core concept, right

but what proportion of a regulation dingleberry is TP and how much is just feces

like is there a point where you have to rule it a shitball instead

3/21/2011 4:54:20 PM

the answer to that lies within the buttcrack of the beholder

3/21/2011 4:58:35 PM

i think you mean the browneye of the beholder

3/21/2011 5:00:23 PM

Majority rules

51/49 is a dingleberry...49/51 is a shitball

Tie goes to the runner

3/21/2011 5:02:17 PM

3/21/2011 5:05:35 PM

dang man, pay day was friday - how are you already broke?

3/21/2011 5:17:31 PM