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" ARE YOU KIDDING ME JASON HEYWARD I WILL SUCK YOUR DICK "

4/20/2010 10:21:18 PM

hmmm

4/20/2010 10:22:31 PM

Nah, eh's smart and doesn't afraid of anything.

4/20/2010 10:23:34 PM

Heyward, if you're reading, the offer stands

[Edited on April 20, 2010 at 10:28 PM. Reason : the quote does lose a little context on its own, I suppose]

4/20/2010 10:27:30 PM

lol

4/20/2010 10:29:06 PM

ernie is gayer than i am

4/20/2010 10:29:13 PM

4/20/2010 10:29:40 PM

i, too, have drawn attention to Ernie's homoerotic comments

4/20/2010 10:29:58 PM

evan, if you weren't too gay to like baseball, you would have blasted a load all over your TV at that swing

[Edited on April 20, 2010 at 10:30 PM. Reason : YOU GUYS]

[Edited on April 20, 2010 at 10:30 PM. Reason : TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE]

4/20/2010 10:30:25 PM

You gonna suck Mclouths dick too?

4/20/2010 10:31:12 PM

When he gets his OPS north of .500, we'll talk

4/20/2010 10:32:55 PM

if baseball were a real sport, i'd probably watch it

4/20/2010 10:34:24 PM

Game wining homerun against the phillies is at least a handjob. Right?

4/20/2010 10:35:32 PM

I'll have to consult with NyM on that

He created a chart documenting various sexual rewards for baseball heroics

[Edited on April 20, 2010 at 10:36 PM. Reason : like I said evan...]

4/20/2010 10:36:30 PM

I wanna see this chart. Where does throwing a broken bat at Roger Clemens rank?

4/20/2010 10:40:41 PM

i'm fapping to this thread, fyi

4/20/2010 10:42:21 PM

i'm fapping to Optimum, fyi

4/20/2010 10:44:28 PM

oh haaaaaaaaaaaay girl

4/20/2010 10:44:54 PM

you people

4/20/2010 10:45:08 PM

^^how you doin'?

4/20/2010 10:45:39 PM

:snicker:

that needs to be a smiley

4/20/2010 10:47:56 PM

Quote :

"Where does throwing a broken bat at Roger Clemens rank?"

I believe throwing wood is rewarded with, well, throwing wood.

4/20/2010 10:49:11 PM

The evidence presented here is indisputable.

4/20/2010 10:49:49 PM

Ernie used to annoy me but now he cracks me up almost daily

4/20/2010 10:50:10 PM

I mean. The dude said he would suck another dudes dick. Context or not. I mean. He said it.

4/20/2010 10:58:18 PM

aha! I typed it!

4/20/2010 10:58:57 PM

I bet you said it. Then typed it.

4/20/2010 11:01:03 PM

Man up and do it, you pansy.

4/20/2010 11:01:58 PM

seriously.

4/20/2010 11:02:25 PM

You call one dude a fag and these guys just come out of the woodwork I mean goddamn

4/20/2010 11:03:05 PM

wah

4/20/2010 11:06:07 PM

4/20/2010 11:08:12 PM

hey ive met some of those guys

and i do not hate ernie

i enjoy his posts

4/20/2010 11:17:36 PM

Me and my bros celebratin the big win

Suck it Phillies fans and residents of the greater Philadelphia metropolitan statistical area

4/20/2010 11:18:57 PM

spray hot hug

4/20/2010 11:19:56 PM

this is news to you? most of us have known this for a while.

4/21/2010 8:32:00 AM

Which one is ernie in that pic? I'm going with the Johnny Ramone wannabe.

4/21/2010 6:39:35 PM

anybody?

4/21/2010 10:28:42 PM

he's a damn good kisser

4/21/2010 10:34:18 PM

none of those guys looks anything like how I pictured Ernie

4/21/2010 10:36:18 PM

4/21/2010 10:37:15 PM

Ernie is a pretty cool guy, eh makes rude insult and doesn't afraid of anybody

4/21/2010 10:38:14 PM

^^^ is this how you pictured ernie?

4/21/2010 10:40:30 PM

4/21/2010 10:41:15 PM

Thanks for proving my point

4/21/2010 10:43:25 PM

I wish I could remember the username of the dude with the big head and the pencil thin goatee

He really made those pics

4/21/2010 10:44:39 PM

^^^^
I never really thought about it, but I subconsciously pictured him as a sort of big, bulky, Eeyore-type guy...sort of like that ^^^^ guy, but less energetic and happy

incidentally, I also pictured NeuseRvrRat as a rat, and my subconscious was kinda surprised when I saw a pic of him and he was a human being

4/21/2010 10:46:05 PM

I pictured JeffreyBSG as a guy whose posts I never saw before this thread

[Edited on April 21, 2010 at 10:49 PM. Reason : I was right!]

4/21/2010 10:49:14 PM

I always pictured Ernie like this

4/21/2010 10:50:14 PM

Tree COULD NOT BE MORE CORRECT ACTUALLY

4/21/2010 10:50:58 PM