Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN NIGHT there are stupid college kids in the apartment complex pool, being loud and acting like general choads. OLD PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE.
grumble.
/old man
free thread. 4/24/2010 1:54:14 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 114243 Posts user info edit post |
4/24/2010 1:56:32 AM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
Go see if any of them are girls, and solicit sex. 4/24/2010 2:03:20 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 114243 Posts user info edit post |
LOL 4/24/2010 2:03:52 AM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
Go see if any of them are girls studs, and solicit sex. 4/24/2010 2:04:17 AM |
catalyst All American 8704 Posts user info edit post |
u mad gay? 4/24/2010 2:05:38 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
At least 40 of them are wimmins, and at least 25% of them were making out with someone else. 4/24/2010 2:11:00 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
correction, make that 100% of them making out now. apparently there's about to be a live-action porno out there. 4/24/2010 2:19:26 AM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
wait, so there's like 100 people out there?
It's loud just chatting with 100 people involved...
[Edited on April 24, 2010 at 2:21 AM. Reason : THEN WERE IS THE LIVE FEED?] 4/24/2010 2:20:19 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
at last count about 10. they all came in at once, every damn one of them with a case of beer. 4/24/2010 2:22:05 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
ok, they left. i presume some baby-making practice will be occurring momentarily. 4/24/2010 2:39:35 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
god ran them off... now its storming here. lol 4/24/2010 2:57:12 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
why are you trying to sleep on a friday night at 2 4/24/2010 3:00:38 AM |
Shadowrunner All American 18332 Posts user info edit post |
Sooo... don't live in an apartment complex populated by the local college kids? 4/24/2010 4:29:38 AM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
^ Looks like the man got to sleep before he could respond to your failure post son.
Speaking of that, would you like to be elastrated by none other than myself son? I'm still looking for a volunteer son. I just found out recently that I can't elastrate females for some reason (They are claiming not to have scrotum and testicles son?). I'm not sure I believe this though, so I'll reserve judgment until I am able to verify this myself. ] 4/24/2010 6:38:40 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
^^ When you live in a college town, there's not much choice. That said, I've learned a pretty unfortunate lesson over the past year about living poolside. The view may be nice during the day, but it's not fun when you can't sleep night after night. 4/24/2010 8:45:25 AM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
1. Grow balls 2. Tell them to shut the fuck up 3. ????? 4. Profit 4/24/2010 11:39:19 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
1. Got 'em, thanks. 2. Yelling at drunk people seldom works. 3. Moving out of this hellhole in 2 months anyway. 4. Here's your receipt. 4/24/2010 11:41:08 AM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
Well then stop complaining. I know I'd tell them to shut the fuck up regardless of when I was moving out. And if they didn't I'd come out shooting. 4/24/2010 11:42:14 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
I live in Texas. I'm willing to bet they have more and bigger guns. 4/24/2010 11:43:42 AM |
MitsuMtnASU All American 2346 Posts user info edit post |
4/24/2010 11:56:40 AM |
BJsRumRunner Veteran 231 Posts user info edit post |
4/24/2010 12:11:32 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
WANT! walking sleeping bag 4/24/2010 12:32:45 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
The pool is full of screaming and shrieking kids today. 4/24/2010 6:50:35 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Holy fuck man, I love that bag son.
I would totally fucking wear that too. 4/24/2010 6:54:00 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
they haven't put water in ours 4/24/2010 7:01:27 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Holy fuck man, I love that bag son.
I would totally fucking wear that too." |
4/24/2010 7:23:16 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
BWAHAHAHAHA 4/24/2010 7:31:17 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
BTTMFT. FUCKERS ARE OUT THERE AGAIN MAKING NOISE. 4/30/2010 11:52:22 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
you're starting to remind me of hooksaw
THIS MUSAK IS LOUD ON FRIDAY NIGHT WHAT IN THE WORLD?!? 4/30/2010 11:53:54 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
if I were you, I'd invest in a pellet gun.
it's good for scaring away wildlife, and other small pests. 4/30/2010 11:54:07 PM |
OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
Chase about 4 Sominex with a 6 pack and shut up. 5/1/2010 12:08:04 AM |
Kickstand All American 11546 Posts user info edit post |
tell em to shut the fuck up, Optimum
NOW!!!! 5/1/2010 12:50:42 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
CALL DA PALICE! 5/1/2010 12:56:28 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
HOLY FUCK, YOUR CHILDREN SHOULD BE IN BED, YOU STUPID PARENTS! THEY SHOULDN'T BE IN AN UN-LIT POOL AT 10:30PM! 5/28/2010 11:23:14 PM |
jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
just leave some liquor out there. theyll drink it then either drown or go to sleep 5/29/2010 2:51:04 AM |
kiljadn All American 44689 Posts user info edit post |
break some glass down there
blame it on the kids
$profit 5/29/2010 2:52:15 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
some motherfuckers have their dog in the pool right now. CANNOT wait to move from this hellhole. 6/4/2010 12:23:14 AM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
I once lived in a hellhole that didn't even have a pool.
True story. 6/4/2010 12:24:12 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
And NOW they're doing belly flops. MAYBE I'll be able to get to sleep at some point. Thanks, fuckers. 6/4/2010 12:38:07 AM |
TaterSalad All American 6256 Posts user info edit post |
Ah yes, General Choad. Commander of the Dick Army 6/4/2010 12:46:55 AM |
Talage All American 5091 Posts user info edit post |
Have you tried telling them to shut the fuck up? Or calling the cops? 6/4/2010 12:49:41 AM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
This is why you need an airsoft gun.
Take a few pop shots at them.
If you realize they get hit or realize something weird is going on, hide for a bit and listen.
Then continue. 6/4/2010 12:59:45 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "HOLY FUCK, YOUR CHILDREN SHOULD BE IN BED, YOU STUPID PARENTS! THEY SHOULDN'T BE IN AN UN-LIT POOL AT 10:30PM!" |
6/19/2010 11:39:39 PM |
The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
I thought this was an old thread.
I was right 6/19/2010 11:41:48 PM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
walking sleeping bag is awesome! take that stupid snuggy fuck blankets 6/19/2010 11:43:21 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
the belly flopping bitches are back. 6/20/2010 12:39:24 AM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
god damned kids and their hippidy hopped music 6/20/2010 12:40:32 AM |
Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
What part of town is your apartment complex located in?
I am renting a house in Cary when I move back to the area for the very reasons you are mentioning here, besides the fact that most apartment complexes around here seem to be charging $fuck for 20 year old, outdated, poorly maintained shitholes. At least I'll be able to get some sleep at night, and if I make a little noise I won't get the cops called on me. 6/20/2010 12:43:27 AM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
set these minors up 6/20/2010 12:45:36 AM |