ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Or the wasps will sting your ass. OWWWW my face stings!!! But the swelling hasn't started 5/5/2010 2:54:37 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
SHOULDA HAD A GLOCK 26 FOOL. 5/5/2010 2:55:50 PM |
Stimwalt All American 15292 Posts user info edit post |
Cut an onion and put it on the bite. 5/5/2010 3:00:51 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
ehe 5/5/2010 3:06:51 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
put a piece of steak on it 5/5/2010 3:08:54 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
I dont have an onion and I'm not wasting a steak on it. Not swollen at all but still stinging. 5/5/2010 3:29:51 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
>------------< Here is a hug. That sucks. 5/5/2010 3:31:53 PM |
red baron 22 All American 2166 Posts user info edit post |
i think the obvious question here is why were you sticking your face in the compost pile 5/5/2010 3:56:01 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148250 Posts user info edit post |
you know the best way to kill wasps?
With a Glock 26 5/5/2010 3:58:06 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
maybe you should try being more courteous--i picked up a rock a few minutes ago and there was an unknown variety of snake sleeping underneath, i politely replaced the rock and we both went about our business... 5/5/2010 4:35:16 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
I was just throwing some scraps into the pile and the fucking wasps flew out and stung me. I wasn't trying to disturb critters. They are the ones that built a nest in MY compost pile
I'll get revenge.. Going to get some spray!
Thanks for the hug punchmonk!
[Edited on May 5, 2010 at 5:44 PM. Reason : .] 5/5/2010 5:44:07 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
you built a nest in their land 5/5/2010 5:47:34 PM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
I would argue that in a close quarters situation, a Tasman Salt would be the best mode of wasp defense (for a trained individual, of course). 5/5/2010 5:48:37 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Naw, the Tasman Salt is no good against a swarm son.
You need Glock power. 5/5/2010 5:49:56 PM |
ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
your compost pile won't be organic anymore if you douse it with chemicals 5/5/2010 5:50:20 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
use hornets
they displace pesky wasps
the natural biocontrol solution
[Edited on May 5, 2010 at 5:51 PM. Reason : d] 5/5/2010 5:51:03 PM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
+
=
Plus the burnt remains will help stuff grow, unlike chemicals.
5/5/2010 5:59:38 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
id have something to say about gasoline having been in my compost 5/5/2010 6:02:21 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
Look, I don't know all of the circumstances surrounding this tragedy.
But I can say, with great certainty, that you deserved it. 5/5/2010 6:09:12 PM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "WITH
GREAT
CERTAINTY" |
5/5/2010 6:09:54 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
All we wanted was some motherfucking ice cream. Don't forget it, or there won't be a fucking next time, bitch. 5/5/2010 6:22:12 PM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
5/5/2010 6:25:33 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
I'm not doing it because it's organic. I'm doing it to reduce landfill waste. I will terminate these terrorists!!! 5/6/2010 3:45:32 PM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
^so whats the problem with torching it again? 5/6/2010 3:51:13 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Because:
A) That's a bit overkill
B) I'd like to use the compost eventually
C) I get the sneaky suspicion that the town of Cary would NOT like it if I had a big ass open fire in my back yard 5/9/2010 10:16:17 PM |
sprocket Veteran 476 Posts user info edit post |
Rub some vinegar on the stings.
When I was little my grandma had a post-it note in her kitchen about stings:
"Remember your ABCs:
Alcohol for Bee stings Vinegar for Wasp stings"
You could try that? 5/9/2010 10:19:50 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ I don't see how drinking massive quantities of alcohol can help a bee sting, unless you drink yourself numb. 5/9/2010 10:22:54 PM |
sprocket Veteran 476 Posts user info edit post |
^ Haha. Good point Rubbing alcohol is what I meant... 5/9/2010 10:23:56 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Actually now that I think about it they were probably yellow jackets. I just rubbed some ice on it to try to stop it from swelling. All I ended up with was a small red spot where the sting was. Thank god I didn't swell up like I did when I was a kid and got stung.
Oh and I had the alcohol later that night
[Edited on May 9, 2010 at 10:41 PM. Reason : s] 5/9/2010 10:24:51 PM |
bcsawyer All American 4562 Posts user info edit post |
put some tobacco juice or wet snuff on the stings. 5/9/2010 11:02:52 PM |
moonman All American 8685 Posts user info edit post |
I've always loved the photo documentary found here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2243176 5/9/2010 11:55:51 PM |
shanedidona All American 728 Posts user info edit post |
^ 10/10 5/10/2010 1:07:37 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Genius and insanity is indeed a very thin line. 5/10/2010 7:29:11 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
5/10/2010 8:11:48 AM |
HockeyRoman All American 11811 Posts user info edit post |
But how else are you supposed to stir your compost pile??? Silly wasps. 5/10/2010 8:29:56 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
I have not CUM in my compost pile... 7/17/2010 11:33:17 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
If you lived in California, you wouldn't be allowed to fuck a compost pile. 7/17/2010 11:36:25 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
7/17/2010 11:42:05 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
This could have been easily avoided if you had just used
7/17/2010 12:51:53 PM |
LRlilDaddy All American 6511 Posts user info edit post |
shoulda taken your own advice and not fucked with it 7/17/2010 6:25:30 PM |
slaptit All American 2991 Posts user info edit post |
7/17/2010 7:20:30 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
^^ this thread is brought to you by the phrase "lessons learned" 7/22/2010 5:35:41 PM |