Today:

Scrambled eggs and cheese

Bacon

Hashbrowns smothered and covered

Orange Juice

5/9/2010 11:00:27 AM

k

5/9/2010 11:01:06 AM

carrying the torch, i see

5/9/2010 11:01:40 AM

WANT!

5/9/2010 11:02:01 AM

I believe in tradition.

5/9/2010 11:02:05 AM

Yesterday:

Fried testicles and scrotum (From a recent elastration volunteer) with sautéed mushrooms and basil.

5/9/2010 11:02:46 AM

i think basil kind of overdoes it

5/9/2010 11:05:44 AM

not a good breakfast herb in my opinion.

5/9/2010 11:06:31 AM

What do you like to use normally?

I only put a touch of basil in son. Maybe cilantro son?

5/9/2010 11:06:37 AM

two sunflower butter and homemade raspberry jam sandwiches, made with nature's own whole wheat bread

5/9/2010 11:08:28 AM

OOOOOH, SMEGMA AND RASPBERRY JAM SANDWICHES!

5/9/2010 11:09:09 AM

Son I like to put cinnamon on my balls, son.

5/9/2010 11:09:32 AM

bttt:

Quote :

"SMOTHERED AND COVERED"

5/9/2010 11:10:55 AM

i made scrambled eggs w/ cheese, bacon, a fruit salad (lololol), cinnamon buns, toast, freshed squeezed orange juice, and hashbrowns for my mom this morning

that bitch

it was muy delicioso

5/9/2010 11:12:56 AM

Banana pancakes with blueberry/blackberry and thick sliced bacon.

Real maple syrup.

Milk.

Profit.

5/9/2010 11:15:37 AM

fuckin french toast

5/9/2010 11:22:45 AM

haha...at best its mehpic

what kind of OJ do you drink? High pulp is the bar...I want to chew my OJ down.

waffle house lingo ftw

5/9/2010 11:51:36 AM

Step out da bar son.


Like NA, pulp is best.

5/9/2010 11:53:28 AM

its epic cause it was homemade, and not from waffle house.

5/9/2010 11:53:40 AM

Eggs, strawberry jam on a biscuit, sausage (the edible patty kind, thank you). I also got a cinnamon bun for later.

5/9/2010 11:55:21 AM

oh, no, I assumed it was home made.

mehpic

^^^haha....HIGH pULp Or GO HOME!!!



[Edited on May 9, 2010 at 12:00 PM. Reason : d]

5/9/2010 11:56:52 AM

More like Awful House, amirite?

5/9/2010 11:57:53 AM

heh, man, I like waffle house. I used to think it was way better when I was younger and realized how lame there waffles were.

They have a juke box though and you cant beat that.

5/9/2010 11:59:42 AM

IHOP ftw

5/9/2010 12:00:05 PM

COCKHOP FTW

5/9/2010 12:00:40 PM

I hate ihop..never had their waffles though....we just arent agreeing today, optimum...I'm going to take a step back, evaluate our friendship and consider an e-vorse





[Edited on May 9, 2010 at 12:06 PM. Reason : d]

5/9/2010 12:03:15 PM

Will it help if I offer you some of my cinnamon bun?

5/9/2010 12:03:59 PM

LOL..NO...NO CINNAMON BUN...YOU KEEp YOUr pANTS ON!

[Edited on May 9, 2010 at 12:05 PM. Reason : wait...which/what cinnamon bun are you talking about ]

5/9/2010 12:04:58 PM

No, I mean a real cinnamon bun, from Whataburger. Good lord you're horny today.

5/9/2010 12:06:13 PM

OPTIMUM OFFERS HIMSELF FREELY ITT.

5/9/2010 12:06:47 PM

LOL

I'm out of here...enjoy the texas sun, son

5/9/2010 12:07:24 PM

you know.
i'm happy you guys cooked a killer breakfast when im not there and visiting my mother.

you know, using the stuff i bought so i could make something for you guys.


i'm glad you enjoyed it.

without me.

[Edited on May 9, 2010 at 12:09 PM. Reason : fkjsld]

5/9/2010 12:07:50 PM

lol...theyll replace it, joie...sheesh..benefit of the doubt!!

but if they dont

[Edited on May 9, 2010 at 12:10 PM. Reason : whoops...missing the point...you feel left out ]

5/9/2010 12:09:41 PM

they won't

5/9/2010 12:10:02 PM

Quote :

"SHIT GOT REAL"

5/9/2010 12:10:21 PM

damn, sucks you had to find out this way.....in front of everyone

5/9/2010 12:12:11 PM

Quote :

"you feel left out "

yeah thats pretty much it.

and i went out this morning at 8:00 and bought the stuff for hashbrowns and all so i could make them breakfast.
but i had to come home for a small family "emergency" and they made it anyway.

i wanted to do something nice.

i'm being stupid.

[Edited on May 9, 2010 at 12:13 PM. Reason : kfldsd]

5/9/2010 12:13:31 PM

she mad

5/9/2010 12:17:09 PM

no

she sad

5/9/2010 12:18:15 PM

well...you can always pick up more, and being guys, I'm sure they will eat again later on

you will get to flex womanly muscles for all around to see....figurativley

[Edited on May 9, 2010 at 12:20 PM. Reason : j]

5/9/2010 12:18:44 PM

i know, i know.

im fine.

5/9/2010 12:20:27 PM

if you feel you need someone to cook for who will be appreciative and show gratitude.... well..... here i am!

5/9/2010 12:33:22 PM

sweeeet. mom saw that i was sad and has decided to take me shoppping and to red lobster!


WOOOO HOO RETAIL THERAPY FTW

5/9/2010 12:33:25 PM

Funny how they stopped posting in this thread...

5/9/2010 12:34:19 PM

^i was thinking the same thing

and anytime twoozles

5/9/2010 12:36:25 PM

i stopped posting cause the thread was gettin gayed up by saab

however, i apologize joie. we did not eat it all, and definitely didnt realize youd be upset over us cooking the stuff. but we were definitely excited and thankful you went out and got some bfast stuff as we were cooking...

and cody wants to make some more for dinner actually. breakfast for dinner. there are potatoes and onions and eggs and bacon left.


me and him will even cook and clean with aprons on too. ill let cody wear the one with the boobies

[Edited on May 9, 2010 at 12:43 PM. Reason : plz to not be mad at us ]

5/9/2010 12:41:27 PM

and i hadn't posted in here since 11:06, but whatever.

5/9/2010 12:45:02 PM

Quote :

"gayed up"

5/9/2010 12:46:17 PM

Quote :

"i stopped posting cause the thread was gettin gayed up by saab"

Don't you dare blame your laziness on me.

You're the one bringing up elastration all the time son.

5/9/2010 12:46:40 PM

wait....I want an apron with boobs on it. I'm glad it was brought to my attention that they even exist.

What brand of bacon does everyone buy. I need guidance.

5/9/2010 12:47:16 PM