BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
Losers 5/13/2010 9:33:38 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
does that not usually lead to sex? 5/13/2010 9:34:04 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
obviously the title implies that it didn't for them 5/13/2010 9:34:23 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
pleasuring another person to orgasm is one of the nicest things one can do. 5/13/2010 9:34:53 PM |
Solinari All American 16957 Posts user info edit post |
didn't know this was possible
ITT I'm assuming that "sex" means getting a blowjob too... If u eat out a girl and get a blowjob in return, I think that's a fair trade. HJ is pushing it. Nothing... well, wow.
[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 9:36 PM. Reason : s] 5/13/2010 9:35:04 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
sad but true 5/13/2010 9:35:26 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
how about guys who make threads about narcotics all day? 5/13/2010 9:35:44 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
is this about DRUGZ? 5/13/2010 9:35:58 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
there's no way to really discuss this without my looking like attention whore. regardless, i've never had that done to me. 5/13/2010 9:38:33 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
no one has ever eaten you out?
sad 5/13/2010 9:39:59 PM |
OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
Girls suck cock all the time without getting anything in return, and that doesn't seem weird.
It's good to be a man. 5/13/2010 9:40:28 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
tru dat 5/13/2010 9:40:55 PM |
Solinari All American 16957 Posts user info edit post |
It's kind of funny that the reverse of this thread is no big deal 5/13/2010 9:41:17 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
i'm not really sure it'd be my thing. it seems a little weird. and i'd never want to feel like i had to return the favor maybe if i was with someone i knew i was going to marry i'd consider it but it just seems so grosssss 5/13/2010 9:41:31 PM |
TaterSalad All American 6256 Posts user info edit post |
Victim of the modern age.
Poor, poor girl 5/13/2010 9:41:32 PM |
d357r0y3r Jimmies: Unrustled 8198 Posts user info edit post |
Girls Who Eat Guys Out Without Sex
^^It's funny that you would bring marriage into the equation, given that it's a meaningless social construct.
Wait, what the fuck? Are you anti-oral sex? Jesus Christ, what is this, church camp?
[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 9:43 PM. Reason : ] 5/13/2010 9:41:48 PM |
Solinari All American 16957 Posts user info edit post |
lol I guess you don't drink, twoozles? 5/13/2010 9:42:09 PM |
BlackDog All American 15654 Posts user info edit post |
^^ I think you mean Toss
[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 9:42 PM. Reason : /] 5/13/2010 9:42:14 PM |
TaterSalad All American 6256 Posts user info edit post |
lol 5/13/2010 9:42:22 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
5/13/2010 9:44:44 PM |
Solinari All American 16957 Posts user info edit post |
oral sex is satanic because you can't get pregnant from it. 5/13/2010 9:44:53 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
the whole point of eating a girl out (besides being fun) is that then you can bang her out in a hurry and take a nap and she's still satisfied 5/13/2010 9:45:07 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
an interesting approach 5/13/2010 9:45:42 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
i like to drink occasionally but usually just a couple light beers with certain foods like wings and pizza. my experience with alcoholics has really changed my views on the activity of drinking. i'm not saying other people shouldn't enjoy it but it's just not right for me. 5/13/2010 9:46:59 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
not all the time, of course 5/13/2010 9:47:21 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
If you bang a girl right you dont have to eat it 5/13/2010 9:48:24 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
i just don't see what's the point if you can get satisfied from regular normal sex 5/13/2010 9:49:39 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
but sometimes i want to take a nap
is what i'm saying
^ also i love eating pussy ] 5/13/2010 9:49:57 PM |
Solinari All American 16957 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "REGULAR
NORMAL
SEX" |
5/13/2010 9:50:25 PM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "If you bang a girl right you dont have to eat it
" |
Negatory 5/13/2010 9:51:15 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
I do love eatin' some snatch...and watching her arch her back and scream and yell and get my head squished between her thighs.
but I sure hope that I get sucked or get to sink the pink afterward. 5/13/2010 9:52:12 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "was with someone i knew i was going to marry" |
i thought that is when oral sex ends 5/13/2010 9:52:25 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
5/13/2010 9:52:31 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
It's true
she ^ made me lick her lips after I serviced her she tasted horrible
[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 9:53 PM. Reason : OMG, I careted at twoozles instead of ToE. I feel dirty now ] 5/13/2010 9:52:57 PM |
Solinari All American 16957 Posts user info edit post |
Ok, I'm going to have to suggest that "Guys who Eat Girls Out After Sex" are even bigger losers than the ones who didn't get the sex.
is this accurate or am I off base here? 5/13/2010 9:53:39 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
5/13/2010 9:53:53 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
TWOOZLES DOESNT SUCK DICK?????
OMGWTFBBQ 5/13/2010 9:53:54 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Dude, I used to cum in my wife all the time and then eat it. Fuck it...it came out of your body. 5/13/2010 9:54:48 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
But I love licking pussy. Women make really cool sounds. 5/13/2010 9:55:00 PM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
like hot armpit on wheat bread 5/13/2010 9:55:05 PM |
Solinari All American 16957 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Dude, I used to cum in my wife all the time and then eat it. Fuck it...it came out of your body." |
troll?5/13/2010 9:55:29 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Negatory " |
poor thing... 5/13/2010 9:55:35 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
^^ so does shit and piss 5/13/2010 9:55:50 PM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
if you make her cum while eating her out
she's going to want you to fuck her... 5/13/2010 9:55:56 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
Ughhh I can't believe you would want that taste in your mouth. I would never let a dude kiss me after that. 5/13/2010 9:56:23 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
you can hit the clit all you want and not get your creampie reward in your mouth...so go for it. 5/13/2010 9:56:24 PM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
seriously dude
that's some niche shit right there 5/13/2010 9:57:00 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "like hot armpit on wheat bread" |
LOL5/13/2010 9:57:09 PM |
Solinari All American 16957 Posts user info edit post |
Oh I think the problem here is that we all assumed that twoozles had good hygiene. She's got dat 190% stank. 5/13/2010 9:57:19 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Ewwwwwwwwww. 5/13/2010 9:57:32 PM |