good idea or bad idea for graduation tomorrow?

i can hide at least 4 or 5 of 'em in these knockers. i'm thinkin' my fellow classmates would appreciate the fact that i planned ahead.

5/14/2010 3:19:08 PM

Gross.

5/14/2010 3:20:23 PM

great idea. you'll want to smuggle in some water too or you're gonna get dehydrated

5/14/2010 3:20:48 PM

nm

[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 3:21 PM. Reason : .]

5/14/2010 3:20:59 PM

Too much trouble for so little alcohol. Just drink after.

5/14/2010 3:21:45 PM

oh shit that's cold as ice V0LC0M

[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 3:22 PM. Reason : damn]

5/14/2010 3:21:51 PM

or before.

5/14/2010 3:22:15 PM

I thought about it and then was like................nah

5/14/2010 3:22:49 PM

Is there honestly nothing in life that you can't enjoy without drinking alcohol?


Also, sweaty boob liquor bottles are gross.

5/14/2010 3:22:57 PM

5 airplane bottles is "so little alcohol" to you?

that's like, 8 or 9 shots amirite? i'd be Stumblelina across the stage after that

5/14/2010 3:23:04 PM

Stumblelina Thumpykins should be your new status

5/14/2010 3:24:00 PM

alcohol is gross

5/14/2010 3:24:52 PM

how often do you get to graduate? i say go for it

5/14/2010 3:25:03 PM

alcohol is the only friend i have

5/14/2010 3:25:32 PM

or.. just carry a water bottle with you filled with whatever you want.

5/14/2010 3:26:05 PM

:carlface: really? REALLY? :palmface:

5/14/2010 3:26:19 PM

DO IT!

5/14/2010 3:26:25 PM

Quote :

"that's like, 8 or 9 shots amirite?"

I don't think it's quite that much, I always though 1 bottle = 1 shot. It's not that much but it depends on how long will those last. If you nurse 'em or spread them out then no it's not but if you're going to drink them all within an hour or so yeah, I guess that is a fair bit. More than I'd drink anyway.

5/14/2010 3:26:40 PM

1 or 2 in the hoo-ha

5/14/2010 3:27:09 PM

Graduation sounds le boring. I say do it.

5/14/2010 3:27:18 PM

^^i don't think so, then all the boys around me will be fighting for the pussy bottles. i can't be makin' the boys fight

5/14/2010 3:27:33 PM

Quote :

"Is there honestly nothing in life that you can't enjoy without drinking alcohol? Also, sweaty boob liquor bottles are gross."

Not to mention, seems like an awful lot of trouble for something you would want to remember and something that doesn't even last that long

5/14/2010 3:28:47 PM

Quote :

"seems like an awful lot of trouble for something you would want to remember and something that doesn't even last that long"

sounds like sex

which is usually better w/alcohol

5/14/2010 3:30:08 PM

^QFT

5/14/2010 3:30:29 PM

5/14/2010 3:32:00 PM

every time I read this thread title I read:

hiding airplane bottles in my hoo ha

and then I just think BAD IDEA!

5/14/2010 3:32:54 PM

Quote :

"sweaty boob liquor bottles are gross"

nah, Martin Middle School is definitely air conditioned

5/14/2010 3:35:17 PM

seems kinda juvenile?

idk.

5/14/2010 3:35:23 PM

This is a lame idea

5/14/2010 3:36:28 PM

5/14/2010 3:36:53 PM

FYI ya'll

serious threads belong in the Lounge remember?

i hate liquor, especially warm liquor drank straight out of an airplane bottle.

but i'm glad ya'll think i'm some sort of degenerate alcoholic

5/14/2010 3:36:57 PM

Quote :

"I don't think it's quite that much, I always though 1 bottle = 1 shot."

A standard shot of liquor is 1.5 oz.

I could be wrong on this one...but I think airplane bottles are either 1.7 or 2 oz. So you're getting a little extra. It will take you about 6 or 7 bottles to get that "extra" shot though.

5/14/2010 3:37:20 PM

It sounds like a good idea, but the reality is that you're not going to want to dig around under your gown to get them out when the time comes and there are a couple thousand people staring down at you and your fellow classmates. With the zoom options available on camcorders these days you really don't want to risk being on Youtube.

An airplane bottle is 50ml or 1.69 ounces. A proper shot is 1.5 ounces. Close enough to call it even if you're dealing with 4 drinks or less.

5/14/2010 3:37:53 PM

Also, this line of behavior is probably why you're just now graduating at your age

BOOM

5/14/2010 3:38:12 PM

actually, i'm just now graduating because i was so far in debt by Fall 2004 that i had to quit school and go to work fulltime in order to pay off my debts. and i'm just now finishing up the 29 credits i had left when i quit.


but thanks for playing

5/14/2010 3:39:01 PM

man this is my least favorite thread right now

5/14/2010 3:39:20 PM

fuck ernie

5/14/2010 3:39:28 PM

^^any thread that i start is your least favorite thread right now. come on.

5/14/2010 3:39:52 PM

Quote :

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fucking lullz

5/14/2010 3:43:14 PM

ah yes i remember ten years ago

5/14/2010 3:52:01 PM

thumper it takes a strangely high opinion of yourself to assume i have such a low opinion of you

5/14/2010 3:52:45 PM

true, but 10 years later it's still funny (insert anyone with a semi-creepy picture holding a large bottle of alcohol and it's still funny, not a you thing really)

5/14/2010 3:54:05 PM

^^you're always insulting me in some way or another, i just ASSumed it's because you think i'm an idiot and a waste of space

5/14/2010 3:54:09 PM

oh wow you're right

i'm never hating on anyone else

or posting anything not directed at you

fuck

I BLAME MY FATHER FOR THE WASTED YEARS

5/14/2010 3:55:39 PM

froshkiller comes clean itt

5/14/2010 3:56:24 PM

^^so you're saying you don't hate me? all this time it's just been a HUGE misunderstanding?

YOU LOVE ME! YOU REALLY LOVE ME!

wanna make out?

5/14/2010 3:57:05 PM

^^^ good song

[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 3:58 PM. Reason : ^]

5/14/2010 3:58:16 PM

take it slow, sweety.

5/14/2010 3:58:53 PM

sweaty, sweetie.

5/14/2010 3:59:17 PM

set 'em up

5/14/2010 3:59:56 PM