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From deadspin.com

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"Reader Dave sends along this picture of renowned matador Julio Aparicio. Yes, that bull's horn is doing exactly what it looks like it's doing.

Here's how Google translates the first paragraph of this story:

The Seville bullfighter Julio Aparicio, who came to cut two ears in the Plaza de Nimes France, has suffered this afternoon Sales a chilling gore when the first bull was fighting for your lot. Fuck you surprised half the task of crutch, when I went to test the bull by the horn left. After the first muletazo encountered with the hindquarters of the bull, has been dropped and when it was rising instinctively inferred the bull gored him in the chin that has passed through the mouth.

Untranslated: "Su pronĂ³stico es muy grave."

Unbelievably, Aparicio wasn't killed, but he's in a Madrid hospital in critical condition. I'm going to go burn my mouth on some pizza and not complain about it.

Julio Aparicio sufre una cornada muy grave en Las Ventas [El Pais]"

5/21/2010 6:00:48 PM

Bolt
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5/21/2010 6:01:29 PM

Joie
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ahh geez man.
im looking at the keyboard now and not looking up.


ive always hated bullfighting anyway.

5/21/2010 6:03:04 PM

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LOL at the translation

5/21/2010 6:03:51 PM

marko
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he was asking for it

going out dressed like that

[Edited on May 21, 2010 at 6:05 PM. Reason : +]

5/21/2010 6:04:55 PM

Bolt
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you gotta wonder what happened in the instant following this pic -- did the bull pull the horn out? the guy's jaw get ripped off?

5/21/2010 6:05:32 PM

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VIDEO ON THIS PAGE:

http://www.elpais.com/articulo/cultura/Julio/Aparicio/sufre/cornada/grave/Ventas/elpepucul/20100521elpepucul_9/Tes

LEFT HAND SIDE, HIT "PLAY"

5/21/2010 6:14:17 PM

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Serves him right. Look at how bloody the bull is. What a dumbass. Let's fuck with an animal who has big ass horns and stab him and piss him off and antagonize him with wavy colored flags. /animal activist speech.

5/21/2010 6:14:27 PM

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Good, bullfighting is bullshit and fuck those fucks for doing it, getting what he deserves if you ask me

5/21/2010 6:14:44 PM

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^^^^That's what I'm wondering.

Obligatory"stupid hippies"

Obligatory God retort"let's put your family in there to fight the bulls"

Looks like the horn just got pulled out without taking his jaw with it

[Edited on May 21, 2010 at 6:16 PM. Reason : lkj]

5/21/2010 6:15:03 PM

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"Fuck you surprised half the task of crutch"

5/21/2010 6:16:51 PM

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I bet that hurt

5/21/2010 6:19:38 PM

God
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Bullfighting is a barbaric and retarded sport. He deserves what he got.

5/21/2010 6:21:11 PM

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I thought bullfighting was the art of the encounter with the beast?

5/21/2010 6:22:06 PM

God
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It's the art of stabbing a bull to death with swords.

5/21/2010 6:24:26 PM

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"Fuck you surprised half the task of crutch..."

5/21/2010 6:24:30 PM

GenghisJohn
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holy christ that video is intense

5/21/2010 6:26:04 PM

Doss2k
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Looks slightly painful...

5/21/2010 6:28:36 PM

Nitrocloud
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I cannot argue with you God, it is in fact the intended ends. And they are butchered afterward.

5/21/2010 6:30:00 PM

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Barbarian got what he deserved. Here is to hoping all bullfighters suffer the same fate (or worse) from now on.

Fuck him/them.

5/21/2010 6:33:03 PM

SaabTurbo
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Shoulda had a G26 and a Tasman Salt.

Fucking idiot.

5/21/2010 6:34:11 PM

ThePeter
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Yeah, fuck SWAT.

[Edited on May 21, 2010 at 6:34 PM. Reason : damn barbarians bustin all up in my crib and shootin my bull]

5/21/2010 6:34:12 PM

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Bullfighting is the best two hours you'll ever spend. The people who say they hate it so much have probably never been. It is incredible.

5/21/2010 6:37:56 PM

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"penetra en la cavidad bucal"


Quote :
"PENETRATED

BUCCAL

CAVITY"




^ I bet if I chased you and threw massive darts at you, a lot of people would enjoy it. Doesn't mean it is the right thing to do.


[Edited on May 21, 2010 at 6:39 PM. Reason : ]

5/21/2010 6:38:38 PM

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i saw this earlier and, not really paying attention, wondered wtf was in his mouth

5/21/2010 6:39:04 PM

SaabTurbo
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Yes, and I penetrated your mother.

5/21/2010 6:39:26 PM

Kickstand
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If you want to hold up a red sheet and run from a bull, then be my guest. But don't stab shit into its neck.

5/21/2010 6:40:32 PM

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OPINIONS!

5/21/2010 6:42:47 PM

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i just cant help but think that his lower jaw was ripped off.

5/21/2010 6:51:23 PM

shmorri2
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Just a fleshwound.

It'll buff out.

5/21/2010 6:54:45 PM

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Quote :
"DIRT

ON

IT!"

5/21/2010 7:04:59 PM

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the bulls were bound to win won eventually

5/21/2010 7:05:27 PM

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Video: http://www.elpais.com/videos/cultura/escalofriante/cornada/Julio/Aparicio/elpvidcul/20100521elpepucul_5/Ves/

5/22/2010 5:12:35 PM

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"You mess with the bull you get the horns" -The Breakfast Club

cant believe no one said that yet. what a stupid fucking "sport"

[Edited on May 22, 2010 at 7:38 PM. Reason : .]

5/22/2010 7:35:42 PM

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he might look like this now..

5/22/2010 7:53:10 PM

Madman
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bullfighting is beautiful. just ask madonna. or that spanish movie about those chicks in a coma.

5/22/2010 8:54:53 PM

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I support bullfighting. Every now and again the bull wins.

But the audience ALWAYS wins with hamburgers afterwards.

5/22/2010 8:59:02 PM

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Reverse blowjobs ITT

5/22/2010 10:13:20 PM

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"I bet if I chased you and threw massive darts at you, a lot of people would enjoy it. Doesn't mean it is the right thing to do."


Sounds like a new activity for the Brickyard during Dead Week.

5/22/2010 11:00:57 PM

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moments like this is why bullfighting is exciting. if one side always wins then its not worth watching. it makes me want to see more fights bc what if this happens again....

like nascar in a way.

5/22/2010 11:02:43 PM

ArcBoyeee
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that close up photo is amazing. talk about snapping at the right moment.

5/23/2010 9:42:34 AM

Solinari
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not hard to "snap at the right moment" when they have cameras that take bursts of pictures for a number of seconds.

5/23/2010 9:59:05 AM

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fucking owned.

5/23/2010 10:07:02 AM

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"I'm going to go burn my mouth on some pizza and not complain about it."

5/23/2010 10:39:19 AM

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Articles state the man's life was saved but the bull was "quickly killed by other matadors"...
How is that even fair? The bull won the fight and yet they killed him anyhow. Does this always happen with bullfights?

5/23/2010 1:39:20 PM

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wikipedia

5/23/2010 1:40:04 PM

lafta
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he'll never touch a toothpick again

5/23/2010 1:44:47 PM

Kickstand
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That photo is quite the jaw-dropper?

5/23/2010 1:51:34 PM

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Quote :
"Articles state the man's life was saved but the bull was "quickly killed by other matadors"...
How is that even fair? The bull won the fight and yet they killed him anyhow. Does this always happen with bullfights?"


I think the bulls are pretty much destined to die by blood loss before the match begins.

Having other matadors put it down probably saved it from suffering.

5/23/2010 2:28:01 PM

pawprint
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^ I agree it probably did end it's suffering...suffering that shouldn't even be happening to begin with.

I watched some of the youtube videos and it seems like the interest in the sport is dying out. No puns.

5/23/2010 2:41:40 PM

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