Bolt All American 958 Posts user info edit post |
From deadspin.com
Quote : | "Reader Dave sends along this picture of renowned matador Julio Aparicio. Yes, that bull's horn is doing exactly what it looks like it's doing.
Here's how Google translates the first paragraph of this story:
The Seville bullfighter Julio Aparicio, who came to cut two ears in the Plaza de Nimes France, has suffered this afternoon Sales a chilling gore when the first bull was fighting for your lot. Fuck you surprised half the task of crutch, when I went to test the bull by the horn left. After the first muletazo encountered with the hindquarters of the bull, has been dropped and when it was rising instinctively inferred the bull gored him in the chin that has passed through the mouth.
Untranslated: "Su pronĂ³stico es muy grave."
Unbelievably, Aparicio wasn't killed, but he's in a Madrid hospital in critical condition. I'm going to go burn my mouth on some pizza and not complain about it.
Julio Aparicio sufre una cornada muy grave en Las Ventas [El Pais]" |
5/21/2010 6:00:48 PM |
Bolt All American 958 Posts user info edit post |
5/21/2010 6:01:29 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
ahh geez man. im looking at the keyboard now and not looking up.
ive always hated bullfighting anyway. 5/21/2010 6:03:04 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
LOL at the translation 5/21/2010 6:03:51 PM |
marko Tom Joad 72824 Posts user info edit post |
he was asking for it
going out dressed like that
[Edited on May 21, 2010 at 6:05 PM. Reason : +] 5/21/2010 6:04:55 PM |
Bolt All American 958 Posts user info edit post |
you gotta wonder what happened in the instant following this pic -- did the bull pull the horn out? the guy's jaw get ripped off? 5/21/2010 6:05:32 PM |
Bolt All American 958 Posts user info edit post |
VIDEO ON THIS PAGE:
http://www.elpais.com/articulo/cultura/Julio/Aparicio/sufre/cornada/grave/Ventas/elpepucul/20100521elpepucul_9/Tes
LEFT HAND SIDE, HIT "PLAY" 5/21/2010 6:14:17 PM |
pawprint All American 5203 Posts user info edit post |
Serves him right. Look at how bloody the bull is. What a dumbass. Let's fuck with an animal who has big ass horns and stab him and piss him off and antagonize him with wavy colored flags. /animal activist speech. 5/21/2010 6:14:27 PM |
ajgoff1286 All American 2585 Posts user info edit post |
Good, bullfighting is bullshit and fuck those fucks for doing it, getting what he deserves if you ask me 5/21/2010 6:14:44 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^That's what I'm wondering.
Obligatory"stupid hippies"
Obligatory God retort"let's put your family in there to fight the bulls"
Looks like the horn just got pulled out without taking his jaw with it
[Edited on May 21, 2010 at 6:16 PM. Reason : lkj] 5/21/2010 6:15:03 PM |
j_sun All American 9198 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Fuck you surprised half the task of crutch" |
5/21/2010 6:16:51 PM |
mantisstunna All American 1738 Posts user info edit post |
I bet that hurt 5/21/2010 6:19:38 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Bullfighting is a barbaric and retarded sport. He deserves what he got. 5/21/2010 6:21:11 PM |
Nitrocloud Arranging the blocks 3072 Posts user info edit post |
I thought bullfighting was the art of the encounter with the beast? 5/21/2010 6:22:06 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
It's the art of stabbing a bull to death with swords. 5/21/2010 6:24:26 PM |
Kickstand All American 11546 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Fuck you surprised half the task of crutch..." |
5/21/2010 6:24:30 PM |
GenghisJohn bonafide 10248 Posts user info edit post |
holy christ that video is intense 5/21/2010 6:26:04 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
Looks slightly painful... 5/21/2010 6:28:36 PM |
Nitrocloud Arranging the blocks 3072 Posts user info edit post |
I cannot argue with you God, it is in fact the intended ends. And they are butchered afterward. 5/21/2010 6:30:00 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
Barbarian got what he deserved. Here is to hoping all bullfighters suffer the same fate (or worse) from now on.
Fuck him/them. 5/21/2010 6:33:03 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Shoulda had a G26 and a Tasman Salt.
Fucking idiot. 5/21/2010 6:34:11 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, fuck SWAT.
[Edited on May 21, 2010 at 6:34 PM. Reason : damn barbarians bustin all up in my crib and shootin my bull] 5/21/2010 6:34:12 PM |
pdrankin All American 1508 Posts user info edit post |
Bullfighting is the best two hours you'll ever spend. The people who say they hate it so much have probably never been. It is incredible. 5/21/2010 6:37:56 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "penetra en la cavidad bucal" |
Quote : | "PENETRATED
BUCCAL
CAVITY" |
^ I bet if I chased you and threw massive darts at you, a lot of people would enjoy it. Doesn't mean it is the right thing to do.
[Edited on May 21, 2010 at 6:39 PM. Reason : ]5/21/2010 6:38:38 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
i saw this earlier and, not really paying attention, wondered wtf was in his mouth 5/21/2010 6:39:04 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Yes, and I penetrated your mother. 5/21/2010 6:39:26 PM |
Kickstand All American 11546 Posts user info edit post |
If you want to hold up a red sheet and run from a bull, then be my guest. But don't stab shit into its neck. 5/21/2010 6:40:32 PM |
d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
OPINIONS! 5/21/2010 6:42:47 PM |
TheBullDoza All American 7117 Posts user info edit post |
i just cant help but think that his lower jaw was ripped off. 5/21/2010 6:51:23 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
Just a fleshwound.
It'll buff out. 5/21/2010 6:54:45 PM |
BEU All American 12512 Posts user info edit post |
5/21/2010 7:04:59 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
the bulls were bound to win won eventually 5/21/2010 7:05:27 PM |
LaserSoup All American 5502 Posts user info edit post |
Video: http://www.elpais.com/videos/cultura/escalofriante/cornada/Julio/Aparicio/elpvidcul/20100521elpepucul_5/Ves/ 5/22/2010 5:12:35 PM |
red baron 22 All American 2166 Posts user info edit post |
"You mess with the bull you get the horns" -The Breakfast Club
cant believe no one said that yet. what a stupid fucking "sport"
[Edited on May 22, 2010 at 7:38 PM. Reason : .] 5/22/2010 7:35:42 PM |
Hey_McFly All American 1116 Posts user info edit post |
he might look like this now..
5/22/2010 7:53:10 PM |
Madman All American 3412 Posts user info edit post |
bullfighting is beautiful. just ask madonna. or that spanish movie about those chicks in a coma. 5/22/2010 8:54:53 PM |
Golovko All American 27023 Posts user info edit post |
I support bullfighting. Every now and again the bull wins.
But the audience ALWAYS wins with hamburgers afterwards. 5/22/2010 8:59:02 PM |
Solinari All American 16957 Posts user info edit post |
Reverse blowjobs ITT 5/22/2010 10:13:20 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I bet if I chased you and threw massive darts at you, a lot of people would enjoy it. Doesn't mean it is the right thing to do." |
Sounds like a new activity for the Brickyard during Dead Week.5/22/2010 11:00:57 PM |
LRlilDaddy All American 6511 Posts user info edit post |
moments like this is why bullfighting is exciting. if one side always wins then its not worth watching. it makes me want to see more fights bc what if this happens again....
like nascar in a way. 5/22/2010 11:02:43 PM |
ArcBoyeee All American 1208 Posts user info edit post |
that close up photo is amazing. talk about snapping at the right moment. 5/23/2010 9:42:34 AM |
Solinari All American 16957 Posts user info edit post |
not hard to "snap at the right moment" when they have cameras that take bursts of pictures for a number of seconds. 5/23/2010 9:59:05 AM |
benz240 All American 4476 Posts user info edit post |
fucking owned. 5/23/2010 10:07:02 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm going to go burn my mouth on some pizza and not complain about it." |
5/23/2010 10:39:19 AM |
pawprint All American 5203 Posts user info edit post |
Articles state the man's life was saved but the bull was "quickly killed by other matadors"... How is that even fair? The bull won the fight and yet they killed him anyhow. Does this always happen with bullfights? 5/23/2010 1:39:20 PM |
McDanger All American 18835 Posts user info edit post |
wikipedia 5/23/2010 1:40:04 PM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
he'll never touch a toothpick again 5/23/2010 1:44:47 PM |
Kickstand All American 11546 Posts user info edit post |
That photo is quite the jaw-dropper? 5/23/2010 1:51:34 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Articles state the man's life was saved but the bull was "quickly killed by other matadors"... How is that even fair? The bull won the fight and yet they killed him anyhow. Does this always happen with bullfights?" |
I think the bulls are pretty much destined to die by blood loss before the match begins.
Having other matadors put it down probably saved it from suffering.5/23/2010 2:28:01 PM |
pawprint All American 5203 Posts user info edit post |
^ I agree it probably did end it's suffering...suffering that shouldn't even be happening to begin with.
I watched some of the youtube videos and it seems like the interest in the sport is dying out. No puns. 5/23/2010 2:41:40 PM |