I can understand why you try to fit 5 people into the cab of a mid-size pickup truck, but why on earth would you try to fit 5 people into the 4 seats of a roller coaster at Universal Studios? Did you not realize the problem with this until you were up next and the park attendant had to explain it to you? We got to witness this on the Ice Dueling Dragons.

On the second trip to Dueling Dragons to ride Fire, we watched a group of middle school kids do something similar as well. They cut in line in front of about 40 people, and they were trying to squeeze by us as well but realized that wasn't going to work. Then, as we're getting ready to get on the ride next, the attendant asks how many were in their group for the ride and they answered back "20". not realizing that this wasn't going to work, the attendant got a guy and his son from all the way behind these 20 kids to come to the front of the line and get on the ride with us.

5/23/2010 6:53:19 PM

Puedo entender por qué tratar de encajar 5 personas en la cabina de una camioneta de tamaño mediano, pero ¿por qué en la tierra que intenta encajar 5 personas en los 4 asientos de una montaña rusa en Universal Studios? ¿No te das cuenta el problema con esto hasta que se arriba al lado del parque y el empleado tuvo que explicárselo a usted? Llegamos a este testigo en el Duelo de Dragones de Hielo.

En el segundo viaje a Dueling Dragons montar fuego, vimos un grupo de niños de escuela media hacer algo similar también. Cortaron en línea frente a unas 40 personas, y que estaban tratando de exprimir por nosotros también, pero se dio cuenta de que no iba a funcionar. Entonces, como nos estamos preparando para llegar en el próximo viaje, la operadora le pregunta cuántos estaban en su grupo para el paseo y le contestó "20". sin darse cuenta de que esto no iba a funcionar, la operadora tiene un chico y su hijo de todo el camino detrás de estos 20 niños a pasar al frente de la línea y seguir el viaje con nosotros.

[Edited on May 23, 2010 at 6:54 PM. Reason : you're welcome]

5/23/2010 6:54:31 PM

YOU MAD?

5/23/2010 6:54:40 PM

perhaps the most epic thing done on TWW today


i thought "I" was "Yo" though

[Edited on May 23, 2010 at 6:57 PM. Reason : ]

5/23/2010 6:57:21 PM

not mad, just feeling sorry for the Park Attendants. I rode 6 rides and witnessed two random acts of stupidity. that park attendant probably has to load the roller coaster 500 times a day. It's not like either event made my wait time any slower, but I wept a little for humanity.

5/23/2010 6:58:55 PM

5/23/2010 6:59:09 PM

Pronouns are optional, bro

5/23/2010 7:00:42 PM

5/23/2010 7:02:01 PM

^^^ Goddamn that couldn't have been a pretty site to clean up

5/26/2010 5:51:20 AM

^^^^ HOLY SHIT. That guy at the end gets slammed full force into the asphault. I wonder how many people died in that shit?

5/26/2010 8:17:09 AM

I say at least one in the back. Looks like one gets crushed by the tire on the flip and then probably the last one you see getting slammed. The second one could have made it though. Did the last one come out of the cab? And I bet the driver's arm is broken. You can see it hanging out the window on the last flip.

Also, pretty funny that it is a toyota.

5/26/2010 8:45:41 AM

That gif needs a "Do a barrel roll" caption.

5/26/2010 9:01:25 AM

I worked at Carowinds back in the summer of 2003 seating people on the Vortex. People can't fucking read, I swear. There is the main line if you are riding with friends or whatever, and there is a side line for people who just are riding alone or don't care if their group gets split up. You'd use the single rider line to fill in any gaps and even though there are like 8 signs explicitly saying it, people would still go through the line with groups of like 4. Then when they were like "no, we're riding together!" they would get pissed at me when I told them to go to the back of the regular line. Horrible job but at least I got to ride all the rides for free all the time.

5/26/2010 10:26:05 AM

whenever I see mexican people driving, I just go ahead and assume that they are drunk, and get as far away as possible.

Am I a bad person?

5/26/2010 10:31:49 AM

whenever I see mexican any people driving, I just go ahead and assume that they are drunk retarded, and get as far away as possible.

5/26/2010 10:33:45 AM

^^Yeah that's pretty bad, man.

5/26/2010 10:52:06 AM

I assume everyone else on the road is driving drunk. It's really the only explanation for how many shitty drivers there are.

5/26/2010 2:20:31 PM

wait, bobby isn't mexican?

5/26/2010 3:16:34 PM

he sure as shit looks it.

i guess he got a little black in him so he think he better

5/26/2010 3:20:02 PM

only from the waist down, son

5/26/2010 3:21:51 PM

Quote :

"whenever I see mexican people driving, I just go ahead and assume that they are drunk, and get as far away as possible. Am I a bad person?"

Nah, I do the same thing for Indian people.

5/26/2010 3:22:39 PM

They're not drunk though, they just can't drive for shit.

Same for the rest of southeast asia.

It's gotta be a cultural thing.

5/26/2010 3:26:07 PM