now you're speaking my language!

5/24/2010 7:54:22 PM

One time, when I was on mushrooms, there really was a cat in the wall.
For true.

5/24/2010 7:58:08 PM

5/24/2010 7:58:41 PM

Shat in the Hat!

5/24/2010 7:59:59 PM

I had a cat in the dead space in the corner between our cabinets. Apparently, there was just enough space under the the cabinet trim for a small cat to squeeze through. He got freaked out when people were cleaning and later that night I heard MRRRRRRRRRRROW coming from thin air.

5/24/2010 8:02:28 PM

Well we're gonna need another cat. And a rope. We'll tie the rope to the second cat and send it in the wall. Then the two cats will become co-dependent. Then we'll pull the cat tied to the rope out and the first cat will come out because of the dependency.

5/24/2010 8:16:56 PM

I’ve seen this before, you know what happened? It flattened itself out, went right through a seam in your wall.

5/24/2010 8:18:57 PM

I’m sure he’ll come out at some point. He got himself in there, I’m sure he’ll get himself out, or, or, he won’t and he’ll die in there and you’ll have a dead-cat smell for a while but listen, I’m going to help you out of that jam. Open the windows and get some scented candles going, maybe get a big fan in here and then he’ll decompose and everything’ll be fine. Boom, that’s what it’s like to have a sidekick. I helped you out of a jam.

5/24/2010 8:21:02 PM