Quote :

"i've been taking fiber lately. it's gonna be awesome - i've been trying to read more."

-omgyouresexy

Quote :

"there's a reason my ass smells like febreze. don't ask why."

-omgyouresexy

Quote :

"girl you make me lawl and your body's for the win but i wanna have a threesome so holla at your friend"

-omgyouresexy on the way to sweet tomatoes

5/24/2010 11:27:33 PM

~

5/24/2010 11:34:51 PM

i have serious reservations about direction of this thread

[Edited on May 24, 2010 at 11:37 PM. Reason : brandon's cool, but no way he gets 3 quotes off the bat and i get 0]

5/24/2010 11:36:24 PM

Quote :

"I know your password. [Which one? The one I just entered? What is it?] Ballsack."

- evan

^Go to the couples massage with me and we'll get some great quotes.

5/24/2010 11:44:44 PM

"I AM NOT TAKING MY BABY ON SPACE MOUNTAIN IN A BABY BJORN!!"

- MrsCake

6/10/2010 11:02:12 AM

Quote :

"SOMEBODY FUCK ME!"

- LivinProof78

[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 11:11 AM. Reason : 1]

6/10/2010 11:09:52 AM

Hey LP

6/10/2010 3:16:20 PM

Quote :

"i think our pee can kill bushes..."

-William Butler Yeats

6/10/2010 4:01:51 PM

oh my

6/10/2010 8:44:15 PM