omgyouresexy All American 1509 Posts user info edit post |
Hey khcadwal, what do you say you come over help me do the dishes, eh?
5/28/2010 10:28:28 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
nude dish washing!
Next on ESPN! 5/28/2010 10:29:27 PM |
omgyouresexy All American 1509 Posts user info edit post |
NO WAI!! I didn't mean nude. MrsCake, I promise! 5/28/2010 10:31:59 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
haha. i'll nude dishwash but only if MrsCake is also nude with her lovely baby bump.
[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 10:35 PM. Reason : .] 5/28/2010 10:34:59 PM |
omgyouresexy All American 1509 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "haha. i'll nude dishwash but only if MrsCake is also nude" |
YESSSS!5/28/2010 10:36:04 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
5/28/2010 10:36:21 PM |
omgyouresexy All American 1509 Posts user info edit post |
Wait wait, just so we're clear... am I allowed to participate. I mean I can towel dry or something. 5/28/2010 10:37:19 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Hey poopface, what do you say you come over and count my freckles? 5/28/2010 10:43:24 PM |
MrsCake All American 1146 Posts user info edit post |
Wait, what? 5/28/2010 10:43:43 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
hey punchmonk why dont you let me come over and count dem freckles 5/28/2010 10:44:27 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Hey MrsCake, come over and rub my lats?
[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 10:46 PM. Reason : ^hey gunzz, ok.] 5/28/2010 10:44:53 PM |
MrsCake All American 1146 Posts user info edit post |
Hey punchmonk, only if you oil my belly 5/28/2010 10:46:22 PM |
omgyouresexy All American 1509 Posts user info edit post |
Hey qntmfred, couples massage?
Hey qntmfred and punchmonk, triples massage? 5/28/2010 10:46:51 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
o hai 5/28/2010 10:47:20 PM |
qntmfred retired 40601 Posts user info edit post |
I just came 5/28/2010 10:47:32 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
29999, qfred. 5/28/2010 10:48:08 PM |
omgyouresexy All American 1509 Posts user info edit post |
qntmfred, MAKE ME YOUR 30,000! 5/28/2010 10:48:49 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
I got dat 190% triples massage. 5/28/2010 10:49:25 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
can i participate in the shenanigans? 5/28/2010 10:49:32 PM |
MrsCake All American 1146 Posts user info edit post |
WHAT, I DON'T GET IN ON THE COUPLES MASSAGE
FIRST YOU PROPOSITION ANOTHER GIRL TO DO YOUR DISHES, THEN YOU LEAVE ME OUT OF MASSAGES
I NEED A NEW INTERNET BOYFRIEND 5/28/2010 10:49:44 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
Hey H8R, when are we going to get together for that ride in the dirt?
Oh and bottombaby, what do you say about baby sittin' for me?
I'd like to have you MrsCake and eat you too.
[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 10:50 PM. Reason : mmmm] 5/28/2010 10:49:59 PM |
omgyouresexy All American 1509 Posts user info edit post |
^^ YOU LEFT TOWN!
MrsCake never asked ME to rub oil on her belly.
[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 10:51 PM. Reason : LAWL] 5/28/2010 10:50:09 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Ok, omgyouresexy is out of the triples massage, MrsCake is in 5/28/2010 10:51:34 PM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "what do you say you come over and count my freckles?" |
that is fucking adorable 5/28/2010 10:51:44 PM |
MrsCake All American 1146 Posts user info edit post |
Hey miska! Let's go to a hockey game and try to get a souvenir tooth. 5/28/2010 10:52:57 PM |
omgyouresexy All American 1509 Posts user info edit post |
SHIT! I thought this thread was about punchmonk. 5/28/2010 10:53:04 PM |
MrsCake All American 1146 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^Word, I'm closer to you than he is right now anyway 5/28/2010 10:53:57 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
So that's a no. [backs out of thread] 5/28/2010 10:55:15 PM |
omgyouresexy All American 1509 Posts user info edit post |
Sorry man, your post got lost in the flurry of sexual tension. 5/28/2010 10:56:09 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
>_> 5/28/2010 10:57:08 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Too late, I am done with you! 5/28/2010 10:57:13 PM |
MrsCake All American 1146 Posts user info edit post |
shmorri2 I definitely missed your edit... 5/28/2010 10:59:17 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Hey miska, what do you say you come over and sit absurdly close while I fold laundry and watch King of the Hill?
[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 10:59 PM. Reason : ?] 5/28/2010 10:59:18 PM |
omgyouresexy All American 1509 Posts user info edit post |
Fine, my wife is having a triples massage with punchmonk and qntmfred.
I'm going to go back to macking on khcadwal. Hey boo. 5/28/2010 10:59:48 PM |
qntmfred retired 40601 Posts user info edit post |
Haha
She's over here too though, sorry 5/28/2010 11:01:12 PM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
Make it 30 Rock and you just described my perfect afternoon, punchmonk 5/28/2010 11:02:14 PM |
omgyouresexy All American 1509 Posts user info edit post |
^^ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 5/28/2010 11:03:00 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
hey ThePeter, why don't you come over and make some waffles with me? (of course, in this context, "make some waffles" is synonymous with "have an epically long fuckfest")
hey Ihatespida, you want me to show you how babies *aren't* made? ] 5/28/2010 11:03:50 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Make sure that you videotape it. 5/28/2010 11:05:29 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
hey ThePeter, you should come over to my house and elbow drop my coffee table. Then make said waffles. 5/28/2010 11:06:20 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
get off my man, ho
( ) 5/28/2010 11:09:23 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
hey gunzz why don't you come over and show me how a good massage is given 5/28/2010 11:10:27 PM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
hey evan wanna go to an evangelical pentecostal church with me?
[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 11:13 PM. Reason : user, not u] 5/28/2010 11:12:54 PM |
omgyouresexy All American 1509 Posts user info edit post |
hey shmorri2 Optimum anyone, CAN A MAN GET A BACK MASSAGE??
[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 11:17 PM. Reason : I will return the favor!] 5/28/2010 11:13:50 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
^^ ahahaha
^
[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 11:14 PM. Reason : mad] 5/28/2010 11:13:55 PM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
Hey H8R wanna eat my cookies? 5/28/2010 11:14:19 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
hey khcadwal, want to come over and...uhh... eat junk and watch the storm?
(yeah, i got nothin) 5/28/2010 11:14:28 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Hey EMCE, let's hate fuck. 5/28/2010 11:15:37 PM |
omgyouresexy All American 1509 Posts user info edit post |
Not to be a princess or anything, but not a single one of you have made an inappropriate request of me... AND I'M THE ONE MOST LIKELY TO FULFILL THE DAMN THING!! Just saying... no love for me.
</needy> 5/28/2010 11:26:25 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Hey omgyouresexy, let's hate fuck. 5/28/2010 11:28:42 PM |