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God
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what do I do about it?

6/1/2010 11:14:40 AM

pilgrimshoes
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post pics on the internet

6/1/2010 11:15:25 AM

nasty_b
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you should name it

6/1/2010 11:15:58 AM

H8R
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lance it and suck the poison out

6/1/2010 11:16:00 AM

poopface
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i have a hole in mine

6/1/2010 11:17:39 AM

God
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"post pics on the internet"


ok hold on

6/1/2010 11:18:27 AM

Biofreak70
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AND YOU NEED A NEW ONE!!!

6/1/2010 11:18:37 AM

pilgrimshoes
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remember when dnl made a thread with mspaint depictions as to how he was extracting an ingrown hair from his own ass?

that was some lols right there

even though i hate to associate lols to dnl

6/1/2010 11:19:56 AM

nasty_b
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is it brown? is it in the center/bottom? is it growing rather rapidly?

6/1/2010 11:20:06 AM

Arab13
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it's a boil you filthy bastard

6/1/2010 11:24:11 AM

God
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Alright I took photos, but I'm not sure how to get them here. This is, after all, my work computer.

6/1/2010 11:27:47 AM

BIGcementpon
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IT'S A DOODIE!

6/1/2010 11:32:19 AM

God
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I put a quarter up to it to put it in perspective. It hurts when I sit:

6/1/2010 11:40:51 AM

NeuseRvrRat
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hahahahahaha

poke it with a straight pin or a sewing needle and squeeze out the shit inside

6/1/2010 11:44:20 AM

billytalent
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^ and video that shit

6/1/2010 11:44:57 AM

BIGcementpon
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hahaha people are looking at your ass on TWW. But yeah, ^ & ^^

6/1/2010 11:51:03 AM

God
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All I have here are push pins. I don't want a staph infection!

6/1/2010 11:52:52 AM

billytalent
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do you have a lighter? heat that shit up to sanitize and get to jabbin that little fucker.

6/1/2010 11:54:13 AM

egyeyes
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Wtf is going on in here!?

6/1/2010 11:55:13 AM

NeuseRvrRat
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push pin will work well

6/1/2010 12:00:02 PM

billytalent
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should we send a TWW Action News crew to cover the surgery?

6/1/2010 12:01:14 PM

nasty_b
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what if after you pop it, you can't stop the leak and 13 million barrels of puss start leaking out?

6/1/2010 12:01:35 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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THIS IS God'S HURRICANE KATRINA

6/1/2010 12:02:38 PM

billytalent
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BOYCOTT God

6/1/2010 12:03:50 PM

EMCE
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Where's mytwocents?

6/1/2010 12:05:16 PM

God
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I stabbed it and only some blood came out .

6/1/2010 12:05:58 PM

catzor
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IT WASN'T RIPE YET SON

6/1/2010 12:08:10 PM

billytalent
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yeah doesn't look ripe imo

6/1/2010 12:08:35 PM

God
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Great now I just sent in a flood of bacteria.

6/1/2010 12:12:41 PM

billytalent
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bacteria helps with the ripening

you'll see

6/1/2010 12:13:16 PM

Rat Soup
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this thread rules

6/1/2010 12:13:27 PM

catzor
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Yeah, you're in a world of shit now. Should've let it ripen.

6/1/2010 12:13:50 PM

BIGcementpon
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6/1/2010 12:15:56 PM

nasty_b
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premature epopulation ITT

6/1/2010 12:22:13 PM

porcha
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looks like a bug bite

6/1/2010 2:03:48 PM

Mr. Joshua
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puncture it then wait six weeks and apply top kill

6/1/2010 2:06:03 PM

arcgreek
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have evan or optimum come over and look at it

6/1/2010 2:09:16 PM

God
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well it IS june

6/1/2010 2:12:10 PM

porcha
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i had a nice spider bite on my shoulder a few weeks ago, didn't touch it at all or pop it, just applied topical antibiotics and let it fade...still a small appearance but not as bad. I had an enormous mount st. helens on my back last year after sleeping outside in the mountains. Thought it was a zit, wasn't. Don't pop or you'll leave craters.

6/1/2010 2:21:52 PM

ALkatraz
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Obligatory: Give you a growth in your butt.

[no homo]

6/1/2010 2:23:50 PM

Optimum
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"have evan or optimum come over and look at it"


syeah, like God would show me his ass.

6/1/2010 2:29:12 PM

God
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Were the World Optimum's

6/1/2010 2:31:18 PM

longbow_fc
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I haven't been to church since I don't remember when
Things were going great til they fell apart again
So I listened to the preacher as he told me what to do
He said you can't go hatin' others who have done wrong to you
Sometimes we get angry but we must not condemn
Let the good Lord do his job, you just pray for them

I pray your brakes go out runnin' down a hill
I pray a flower pot falls from a window sill
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you're flyin' high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
Just know wherever you are, honey, I pray for you

I'm really glad I found my way to church
Cause I'm already feelin' better and I thank God for the words
Yeah, I'm gonna take the high road and do what the preacher told me to do
You keep messin' up, and I'll keep prayin' for you

I pray your tire goes out at 110
I pray you pass out drunk with your best friend
And wake up with his and her tattoos

I pray your brakes go out runnin' down a hill
I pray a flower pot falls from a window sill
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you're flyin' high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
Just know wherever you are, near or far
In your house or in your car
Wherever you are, honey, I pray for you
I pray for you

6/1/2010 2:33:23 PM

Optimum
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^^ I await your PM.

6/1/2010 2:39:38 PM

God
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6/1/2010 2:42:33 PM

Arab13
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just call mytwocents she will take care of it for you.

6/1/2010 2:46:37 PM

Optimum
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^^ Still awaiting that PM.

6/1/2010 2:55:09 PM

H8R
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"All I have here are push pins. I don't want a staph infection!"


it's funny that you posted that, because that's likely what you already have

6/1/2010 2:56:30 PM

theDuke866
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"ll I have here are push pins. I don't want a staph infection!"


Funny you say that, I used a push pin and my little Gerber money-clip knife to lance a boil/cyst/something last fall when I was staying in a hotel in Yuma for a couple of months and didn't have needles or anything else sharp handy.

[Edited on June 1, 2010 at 2:57 PM. Reason : worked like a charm...just had to lance it more deeply than I originally thought. That shit hurt.]

6/1/2010 2:57:02 PM

sawahash
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I WANT A VIDEO!

6/1/2010 2:57:59 PM

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