I'm just saying...that if I meet a guy with a beard. I mean like a younger guy, in his 20's or something, with a beard. Not a beard that happens cause you were lazy for a day or too. Or not one that is like a chin strap beard. I'm talking a full on mountain man beard, you haven't shaven in a few weeks and there might be an animal popping out of that thing every now and then beard.

Well anyway, you know, most guys that I meet like that are pretty cool guys to be around. So I have decided that I like guys with beards.

6/2/2010 11:45:37 PM

We get it

You want to fuck a pirate that's been dead for 300 years

It's weird

But we get it

6/2/2010 11:47:03 PM

and she wants to be a mermaid!

6/2/2010 11:48:08 PM

^^haha, totally wasn't talking about Blackbeard actually

6/2/2010 11:48:46 PM

believe me when i say, i fucked a mermaid!!!

6/2/2010 11:48:56 PM

I'm talking like a beard like this or longer. The beards guys get after hiking in the mountains for a few weeks.

6/2/2010 11:54:33 PM

6/3/2010 12:09:10 AM

i feel the 100% opposite

6/3/2010 12:15:06 AM

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" ONE TOO THREE "

6/3/2010 12:35:51 AM

i, too, enjoy the lumberjack look

6/3/2010 12:39:44 AM

i usually keep mine trimmed to a goatee... perhaps i will just let it grow this time...

6/3/2010 12:53:22 AM

6/3/2010 12:54:36 AM

i have beard envy

6/3/2010 12:56:27 AM

HAY!

6/3/2010 12:56:51 AM

^

6/3/2010 12:57:08 AM

i have a tri-color beard. when i shave, i can see brown, red, and blonde hairs in the sink. always thought that was a little strange considering that the rest of my hair is brown except for the specks of silver that have mixed their way in.

6/3/2010 12:59:27 AM

cool story bro

6/3/2010 1:02:20 AM

bitches love the beard

6/3/2010 1:10:18 AM

that we do.

6/3/2010 1:10:57 AM

I've never heard a girl say that they like goatees. Is there some giant inside joke that I don't get? If girls don't like them and guys think they're lame, what's the point?

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6/3/2010 1:23:05 AM

bearded is how a man should look

6/3/2010 1:35:09 AM

mcdanger has a beautiful specimen of a beard

6/3/2010 1:40:59 AM

I keep mine trimmed to a humble 4-guard daily. One day I will put it down and not pick it up again for 6 months at least

6/3/2010 1:52:22 AM

^^^^Yeah I hate goatees on ANY guy. I've never seen a goatee I liked.

6/3/2010 1:54:53 AM

^Have you seen a goatse you liked?

6/3/2010 1:56:48 AM

The couple times I've grown a beard, I was always tempted to try out a goatee, but when I'd shave the beard off into a goatee, I realized how stupid it looked and immediately shaved all of the rest of it off. Now, my job won't let me have a beard, so I'm stuck shaving every weekday.

6/3/2010 1:57:27 AM

^^Oh I love goatse.

6/3/2010 1:58:58 AM

How about neckbeards?



[Edited on June 3, 2010 at 2:23 AM. Reason : .]

6/3/2010 2:23:10 AM

thank you, we try hard. in my case it's somewhat sad, because blond hair doesn't make for a good beard, until you let it grow a bit.

6/3/2010 8:41:08 AM

haaaaaaaaaay

although, mine isn't all mountain man and/or homeless style. i keep it trimmed up. gotta look somewhat professional.

6/3/2010 8:43:22 AM

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"I've never heard a girl say that they like goatees."

i liked goatees...



in 1994 when they (along with mullets) were still cool

but you couldn't have both

6/3/2010 9:01:37 AM

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"I've never heard a girl say that they like goatees."

I don't mind goatees (unless they're uneven, then it bothers me)... Eric has one

6/3/2010 9:08:25 AM

and samwise must be mistaken, because NO ONE likes goatees........

[Edited on June 3, 2010 at 9:10 AM. Reason : f]

6/3/2010 9:10:19 AM

^That type of beard=totally cool

6/3/2010 9:21:26 AM

welcome to 2005

6/3/2010 10:46:46 AM

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"mcdanger has a beautiful specimen of a beard"

thanks man

sometimes i shave it just to watch it grow back in

6/3/2010 10:48:40 AM

I like goatees on the right person.

6/3/2010 10:49:08 AM

i can't imagine why any guy would ever have a goatee

6/3/2010 10:50:46 AM

people do what they want with their facial hair

don't judge

usually people who hate on that shit can't grow it, so who cares. let it rattle.

6/3/2010 10:51:21 AM

i sat in the suite next to the one Zack Galifinakis was in two weeks ago when he was in DC and attending a Nats game, and man, his beard up close and in person is something special.

6/3/2010 10:52:20 AM

^Did you go to the party/reception he was at in DC? I have a friend that snapped a picture with him while he was up there.

6/3/2010 10:53:11 AM

im sure he was in DC for a ton of stuff, but for the baseball game he was doing stuff with the HOH (Help Our Heros) group (i think that's their name, but i forget) who bring wounded vets to the games. my roommate was down there (president's club seats/the bar under the stadium), but she said he was buying shots for all the walter reed guys.

i was there with my work seats. we have a box up behind home plate.

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[Edited on June 3, 2010 at 11:00 AM. Reason : .]

6/3/2010 10:56:51 AM

Quote :

"people do what they want with their facial hair don't judge usually people who hate on that shit can't grow it, so who cares. let it rattle."

P.O.S. line?

Also, ya, I don't really understand the goatee hate. I can't grow much other than than that, but it suits me so whatever.

6/3/2010 11:15:37 AM

i wish i could grow a beard that was not shit

and that didn't take like 4 months

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6/3/2010 11:16:42 AM

Quote :

"P.O.S. line?"

yup

6/3/2010 11:17:06 AM

i enjoy my beard quite a bit and even rocked a goatee for a few months this spring. The only thing I really wish is that my mustache was bigger/thicker. I want a huge sam elliot stach

6/3/2010 11:18:31 AM

I always wanna grow my stache as large as possible, but it makes eating sandwiches and stuff so messy, i have to cut it. Bummer.

6/3/2010 11:20:15 AM

you basically need a moustache to rock the Easy Rider status, which is not an easy feat

6/3/2010 11:21:19 AM

but exactly what i want

6/3/2010 11:21:52 AM

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"Shaggy: i wish i could grow a beard that was not shit and that didn't take like 4 months"

shaggy ain't so shaggy. more like smoovy.

6/3/2010 11:24:13 AM