#1 BABY MOMMA

6/3/2010 2:48:43 AM

6/3/2010 2:50:29 AM

6/3/2010 2:54:16 AM

Aww. You guys are sweet.

However, this thread should be about the "baby" and not his momma.

6/3/2010 2:57:36 AM

i was just thinking about her--saw something on cl the other day that made me think about her...

[Edited on June 3, 2010 at 2:58 AM. Reason : etc]

6/3/2010 2:57:43 AM

yeah, i'll give props for her titty pics

6/3/2010 2:58:19 AM

6/3/2010 3:00:15 AM

the side-titties pictures or are there other boob shots floating around?

6/3/2010 3:00:28 AM

her boobs are always floating

6/3/2010 3:01:27 AM

i like 'em bouyant

6/3/2010 3:03:03 AM

>_<

you people

6/3/2010 3:04:20 AM

aww, folks, you're making shmorri feel bad.

6/3/2010 3:07:19 AM

cuz he wants to nuzzle 'em

jus a lil bit

6/3/2010 3:12:43 AM

speaking of which, i think i just realized why mr morris looks so familiar...this thread has been very revealing

[Edited on June 3, 2010 at 3:16 AM. Reason : now if i could just get a copy of those boob shots]

6/3/2010 3:12:44 AM

?

6/3/2010 3:15:52 AM

i believe that i've been to your place of employment

6/3/2010 3:17:46 AM

Possibly. I used to work in two different branches... But now I'm internal. Back in the day I used to work at Harris Teeter... I've also worked at Hendrick Dodge... Or the State Fair... Those are where most people recognize me from...

6/3/2010 3:19:40 AM

i'll let just about anyone nuzzle my boobs.

just sayin.

6/3/2010 3:20:30 AM

i will keep that in mind

6/3/2010 3:23:57 AM

bb_appreciate++

6/3/2010 3:24:20 AM

yeah, i came in about once a week for a while--usually with a lot of dollar bills. you probably remember my short indian accomplice...

6/3/2010 3:24:27 AM

Because the daytime people should appreciate me as well.

6/3/2010 5:03:00 PM

props!

6/3/2010 5:05:48 PM

should be named bottombitch

cuz she be doin that stuff you can only trust with your best ho

6/3/2010 5:09:41 PM

6/3/2010 8:20:44 PM

Poast

7/3/2010 7:18:00 PM

I <3 my new bff

7/4/2010 10:12:29 AM

Aw.



I <3 you too.

[Edited on July 4, 2010 at 10:26 AM. Reason : stupid wwws]

7/4/2010 10:26:03 AM

He leaves today after 24 hours of discussion. I am officially single. I need fwiend times soooons.

7/4/2010 10:59:51 AM

Well, Silas and I are up. And I have orders from Xtine to take you out to eat.

7/4/2010 11:02:34 AM

you just took me out last night! the night before last. time is melting together. too much 190 percent alcohol drank friday night. i'm sure i made a great impression on everyone.

[Edited on July 4, 2010 at 11:05 AM. Reason : ,,.]

7/4/2010 11:03:51 AM

Lesbian romance itt??












Word

7/4/2010 11:05:15 AM

Well, that was 2 nights ago.
And this would be from Xtine.
She called me yesterday to check on you.

Elise, you might not remember, but I was just as bad off as you. No one remembers enough for you to have made a bad impression.

[Edited on July 4, 2010 at 11:06 AM. Reason : .]

7/4/2010 11:05:53 AM

aww. good friends are good.





[Edited on July 4, 2010 at 11:08 AM. Reason : but didn't i sleep in the bathtub?]

7/4/2010 11:07:47 AM

I have no idea.
I was the first to KO.

7/4/2010 11:08:50 AM

haha... KO... hahaha...

No, you slept in your bed.

7/4/2010 11:10:58 AM

well...why was the shower curtain in a ball in the bathtub?

7/4/2010 11:12:52 AM

Josh and I have decided that we are too old for this mess.

Apparently, I got all "mollestery," then wanted to go home, and claimed that I needed to check on you and fell asleep.

I really don't know what happened to you. I pretty much blacked out after taking 2 shots in a row with Mr. Morris.

[Edited on July 4, 2010 at 11:13 AM. Reason : I do know that you spent A LOT of time in the bathroom.]

7/4/2010 11:12:55 AM

well, you guys can totally do this kind of thing for me maybe once every 6 months, right?

7/4/2010 11:13:46 AM

^^^ you pulled them down. Twice. I didn't know if it was worth my time to bother putting them up again...

^^ WEAKSAUCE. Did josh make it to work okay btw? lol.

^ More like whenever.

[Edited on July 4, 2010 at 11:15 AM. Reason : .]

7/4/2010 11:14:53 AM

Sure, but I think that in the future that I should drink oh 50% less than what I did Friday night. Otherwise, I become "creepy" and "mollestery." So says my husband. But whatever. I woke up fully dressed and people still like me.

[Edited on July 4, 2010 at 11:16 AM. Reason : Haha. NO. I called him in sick to work. ]

7/4/2010 11:15:21 AM

^ you were all creepy on E. Josh and I just watched.

7/4/2010 11:16:04 AM

i too still had my clothes on, but my bra was unhooked *scans room suspiciously* but i was upside down in bed. and holy crap the place was a wreck, i'm still picking up pieces.

7/4/2010 11:16:59 AM

I'm sorry that I molested you, Elise. That's what you get for talking about booby squishing lesbians.



Please still love me!

7/4/2010 11:17:13 AM

i'll live, i guess. but the nightmares...i may have to get a prescription.

[Edited on July 4, 2010 at 11:19 AM. Reason : see, it's already affecting my spelling/grammar ]

7/4/2010 11:18:00 AM

oh my

7/4/2010 11:18:53 AM

you're just jealous you werent invited

7/4/2010 11:19:58 AM

I can come help you clean up. I'm so sorry that I'm a bad friend. Friends don't let friends molest drunk.

7/4/2010 11:20:03 AM

it's almost clean.


^^then that means j and s are the bad friends

[Edited on July 4, 2010 at 11:21 AM. Reason : .]

7/4/2010 11:20:22 AM

how rude.

7/4/2010 11:21:00 AM