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"A good Friend of Unfair Park, through a friend of a friend of a friend, just shot us this extraordinary video captured early yesterday morning at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport. Took place at the north toll plaza, which served as a launching ramp for one drunk driver trying to exit the airport in a hurry. DFW spokesman David Magana confirms: "The driver was, as you might guess, suspected of inebriation and investigated for such and arrested for such." We also have fiery post-crash pics after the jump -- because after the driver went all General Lee, she got out and made a call on her cell, at which point the vehicle went boom. Hard to believe the "driver only suffered minor injuries," as Magana puts it. Oh -- and the toll-booth operator wasn't injured at all. Update at 11:37 a.m. Thursday: The driver's name is Yasmine Villasana. And here's the whole police report."

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2010/06/this_is_not_how_youre_supposed.php

6/3/2010 11:41:20 PM

niiiice

6/3/2010 11:47:30 PM

lol WOW

6/3/2010 11:48:14 PM

ahahaha needs a dixie horn sound

6/3/2010 11:48:48 PM

Texans :facepalm:

6/3/2010 11:49:27 PM

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"But according to the official narrative, Villasana told officers that she "had been rear-ended as she was approaching the Toll Plaza which caused her vehicle to strike the Toll Booth Protector Barricade, launch into the air, land on the roadway and catch on fire." The reporting sergeant says Villasana tried to get back into her car after it caught fire."

hahaha

6/3/2010 11:49:40 PM

I like how everyone stopped after it happened without rolling forward or getting out of their vehicles to help. If cars had expressions, their's was definitely a wtf

6/4/2010 12:45:09 AM

Haha. I didn't know what to expect and then wow! Funny shit.

6/4/2010 12:48:40 AM

you can see she was trying to stop at the end, too late

6/4/2010 12:51:19 AM

This thread needs Waylon Jennings.

6/4/2010 6:25:06 AM

6/4/2010 6:32:20 AM

this is immediately what i thought of:

6/4/2010 7:18:10 AM

hahahaha i wasn't expecting that shit

6/4/2010 7:45:53 AM

this has got me lollin' like crazy

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" We also have fiery post-crash pics after the jump -- because after the driver went all General Lee, she got out and made a call on her cell, at which point the vehicle went boom."

Well there's your problem.

6/4/2010 8:05:24 AM

Funny ass shit.

And I guess now they don't need to do a Mythbusters episode for the scene in Die Hard 4 where the car takes out the helicopter, lol.

6/4/2010 9:42:41 AM

Niceee

6/4/2010 10:15:30 AM

Can you imagine sitting there and all of a sudden seeing that?

6/4/2010 10:17:31 AM

i keep reading this as "toothbooth"

6/4/2010 10:18:00 AM

^haha I kept thinking toothbrush

6/4/2010 10:18:51 AM

haha, I love it

6/4/2010 10:20:07 AM

All I could think was "To infinity and Beyond!"

6/4/2010 10:49:42 AM

If only she had gotten up to 88 mph

6/4/2010 10:52:30 AM

I immediately thought of Die Hard 4 as well.

6/4/2010 1:25:58 PM

Anyone else keep reading the thread title as Toothbrush?

6/4/2010 1:27:46 PM

this is more win than fail in my opinion

6/4/2010 1:29:04 PM

yeah, nobody was seriously hurt so this goes from "fail" to "kinda awesome"

6/4/2010 2:14:18 PM

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"If only she had gotten up to 88 mph"

Hahahaha

I keep seeing Toothbrush too.

6/4/2010 2:25:24 PM

i think the key to survive any horrible car crash is to be drunk off your ass. cause somehow those sons of bitches always get in terrible wrecks and walk away while killing everybody else they hit.





except in this case no one died, but you know what i mean

6/4/2010 2:47:55 PM

Quote :

" We also have fiery post-crash pics after the jump -- because after the driver went all General Lee, she got out and made a call on her cell, at which point the vehicle went boom."

Well there's your problem.

6/4/2010 3:08:01 PM

better audio quality:

6/10/2010 2:39:04 PM

[i]youre doing it right[/quote]

6/10/2010 2:44:22 PM

^^ god DAMN. I had the audio turned up on my headphones because I couldn't hear anything and then I about died.

6/10/2010 2:54:34 PM

^ ahaha

i did the same thing at the office

6/10/2010 2:58:38 PM

6/21/2010 3:01:08 PM

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"^^ god DAMN. I had the audio turned up on my headphones because I couldn't hear anything and then I about died."

6/21/2010 3:12:06 PM

^x6 lmao

6/21/2010 3:13:33 PM

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"god DAMN. I had the audio turned up on my headphonesstereo because I couldn't hear anything and then I about died."

6/21/2010 4:43:53 PM

Quote :

"^^ god DAMN. I had the audio turned up on my headphones because I couldn't hear anything and then I about died."

6/21/2010 5:16:10 PM

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"god DAMN. I had the audio turned up on my headphones because I couldn't hear anything and then I about died.""

6/21/2010 6:14:00 PM

Man I was sitting on the can about to let a fart rip and that shit started playing. I was like, "holy shit this is the best fart ever!" but then I recognize the tune and knew it wasn't my butt

[Edited on June 21, 2010 at 6:26 PM. Reason : ]

6/21/2010 6:25:43 PM