sup

6/4/2010 10:24:38 PM

hey

6/4/2010 10:25:13 PM

YOU COULD HAVE CALLED

6/4/2010 10:25:29 PM

fuck you, fuckhead. you could have called. fucker.

6/4/2010 10:26:59 PM

yo

6/4/2010 10:27:04 PM

well hello there

6/4/2010 10:28:42 PM

twoozles's mad ITT

6/4/2010 10:29:20 PM

Hello twoozles

I hope this e-mail finds you well. I heard from a very reliable source, that you refuse to sick duck. This is the reason that I am writing to you tonight. I wish to cancel my subscription to our friendship. Please do not hesitate to let me know if you have any questions or concerns. Thank you again for the years of service, but I am moving on to other prospects.

Best regards,
EMCE

6/4/2010 10:30:27 PM

what up joe!!!!!


hell no i don't sick duck, that's disgusting.

6/4/2010 10:30:52 PM

so no man has licked your clit - like ever?

6/4/2010 10:34:37 PM

lay off it, brah

this matter is settled.

honestly, she's too good to even respond to you.

6/4/2010 10:35:36 PM

Quote :

"hell no i don't sick duck, that's disgusting."

that's what every girl says, until they get the first one out of the way. you just wait.

6/4/2010 10:36:44 PM

6/4/2010 10:37:24 PM

she's too good to respond to you too. you just don't understand.


But I understand. I, too, don't sick duck. I think it's disgusting.

6/4/2010 10:37:44 PM

My dick tastes like bacon

6/4/2010 10:39:37 PM

i don't eat pork

6/4/2010 10:40:05 PM

she's too good to respond to you too. you just don't understand.


But I understand. I, too, don't sick duck. I think it's disgusting.

6/4/2010 10:40:17 PM

6/4/2010 10:41:00 PM

6/4/2010 10:41:21 PM

(thats for twoozles i don't want you other people getting any ideas)

6/4/2010 10:41:46 PM

hola

6/4/2010 10:42:15 PM

THANKS, ASSHOLES

6/4/2010 10:43:06 PM

CalledToArms works with (used to work with?) my ex

true story

[Edited on June 4, 2010 at 10:44 PM. Reason : ]

6/4/2010 10:43:35 PM

who is your ex again? I'm blanking :x

6/4/2010 10:45:57 PM

Hey, I met twoozles a few times

I'm cool by association.

6/4/2010 10:46:18 PM

^^i'm not telling. and we never sicked duck either.

6/4/2010 10:47:29 PM

haha fair enough.

6/4/2010 10:48:28 PM

HEY ASSHOLES


YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT.

6/4/2010 10:48:32 PM

non-sick duckers, o/

6/4/2010 10:48:58 PM

they are like betamax

6/4/2010 10:52:15 PM

6/4/2010 10:55:11 PM

So, on 7/04/2008, I walked up to twoozles, and was like: Hey sick this duck


and then twoozles was like:






lol, nga, u crazy. *slap* get tha fuck outta here, lololololololol


and I was like, "ouch... that kinda hurt "

and she was like "lololololol"

6/4/2010 10:55:30 PM

hey

6/4/2010 10:56:11 PM

except on that date i was sitting my 200lbs ass in a lounge chair at lake ontario drinking raspberry vodka and sprite thinking about how much my life sucked

6/4/2010 10:57:03 PM

i thought 200 lb women loved to nom on dick for a snack...

6/4/2010 11:00:28 PM

200lb women with NO CLASS

6/4/2010 11:01:44 PM

HAI GUYS, IF YOU PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THE VAG OR THE COCK, YOU GOTS NO CLASS!

6/4/2010 11:03:43 PM

I have sensed OBC's sarcasm in this thread
since then, I have sent her approximately 15 provocative PMs

simple statistics will tell you that she will respond to at least one of them.

6/4/2010 11:05:32 PM

i have no class

6/4/2010 11:06:01 PM

lol, I'm gonna skeet on OBC

and she's gonna be all like

6/4/2010 11:06:43 PM

i'm just saying, classy chicks don't do that. you remove all sense of mystery

6/4/2010 11:07:29 PM

HAHAHAHAH love that picture of my dawg.

BLIIIIINDED BY THE LIGHT

[Edited on June 4, 2010 at 11:08 PM. Reason : ^ so you mean fucking them keeps the mystery? is your vag a super-secret scent or something?]

6/4/2010 11:07:50 PM

6/4/2010 11:08:07 PM

OBC ... i would like for myself, and EMCE, to have our way with you at the same time
would a free premie suffice?

6/4/2010 11:09:56 PM

really the whole mouth-on-genitals thing has always disgusted me i'm not sure i'll ever understand

[Edited on June 4, 2010 at 11:16 PM. Reason : ]

6/4/2010 11:10:05 PM

all chicks suck cock - sure your mom does/did

6/4/2010 11:11:56 PM

yeah.... I'll be sticking with gunzz tonight... like white on rice... patiently awaiting your response.

6/4/2010 11:13:48 PM

oh twoolzes
mouth and genitals go together like dingle and berry

6/4/2010 11:13:50 PM

6/4/2010 11:14:42 PM

6/4/2010 11:15:48 PM