today, i saved two birds lives. went to go check out a foreclosed home and noticed this bird out of the nest by its foot. thought it was weird but i wanted to get the hell out of Durham, so i went about my business. Time to leave and there were two birds hanging out. the two had gotten their feet tangled up in hair and twine from the net. Armed with an dull blade and my fingers, I successfully performed the surgery. I also fixed my gf's flat tire this morning.

check it:




i hook them up, they fly away from me. bitches



[Edited on June 6, 2010 at 5:33 PM. Reason : ,]

6/6/2010 5:29:36 PM

Typical girl.

6/6/2010 5:30:00 PM

Why do people brag about their good deeds?

I mean if doing something good is so rare for you that you gotta brag about it, then surely something is wrong.

[Edited on June 6, 2010 at 5:33 PM. Reason : ]

6/6/2010 5:33:16 PM

because it makes them feel good

6/6/2010 5:33:39 PM

same reason chicks brag about their big tits

6/6/2010 5:34:19 PM

why do fat chicks brag about having large breasts?

i mean EVERYTHING on you is BIG, why just bring up your fat sacks?

[Edited on June 6, 2010 at 5:36 PM. Reason : great minds think alike..sometimes people get lucky^]

6/6/2010 5:35:20 PM

i've been nice to people on the internet recently

that counts, right?

6/6/2010 5:37:15 PM

whatever good karma you built up by taking care of those birds... you wasted it by coming on the internet and being a dick to everyone else. so, about normal for you.

6/6/2010 5:42:52 PM

I killed some birds that were infesting a foreclosed home, potentially ruining it's value.

6/6/2010 5:45:01 PM

i mean i was only a dick to fatties, and none in particular.

my kharma is just fine thanks.

im gonna go throw water balloons at people outside. have fun on your high horses.


judging bitches

6/6/2010 5:51:46 PM

pot, kettle, black. check, please.

6/6/2010 5:52:25 PM

KHARMA

6/6/2010 5:54:42 PM

HOW CUTE

i love birdies

6/6/2010 6:12:02 PM

i have done deeds of a dubious nature for bargain prices

6/6/2010 6:14:36 PM

I, too, saved a birds life.

Friday night some friends came over to throw horseshoes and one guy brought this sticky paper thing to see if it would trap mosquitos. Well we had a few beers, threw some shoes then went to the bar. Saturday I went outside to clean up from the night before and I saw a bird stuck to the sticky paper. He was struggling something fierce. No telling how long he had been fighting that paper. I tried to pull the paper off him but he tried to attack me. You can not reason with an injured animal no matter how much you try to explain you're trying to help. I wasn't getting anywhere that stuff was sticky as hell. So I got some scissors and cut his wings at the very end, trying not to do too much damage. After I got his wing off I noticed his foot was stuck to the paper. I was sad because I didn't want to cut his foot off. But he thrashed around a few times and his foot came loose and he flew off.

6/6/2010 6:25:01 PM

Photobucket link to test pic.

This is the bird I saved.

6/7/2010 10:04:41 PM

aww cute widdle birdies.

6/7/2010 10:07:36 PM

Apparently birds are just fucking retarded

I hate birds

6/20/2010 9:31:14 AM

I hate birds

6/20/2010 10:17:15 AM

I bought people pitchers of beer.

6/20/2010 10:48:50 AM

Worked at a food bank yesterday.

6/20/2010 11:37:18 AM

Quote :

"Why do people brag about their good deeds? I mean if doing something good is so rare for you that you gotta brag about it, then surely something is wrong."

i generally agree with this however i find it refreshing to hear about other people's good deeds

6/20/2010 11:38:58 AM

most birds = super dumb, and I mean super dumb.

Ever watched a turkey???

There is a reason that even vegetarians eat poultry. Cause birds are dumb.

Ravens, Hawks, and Eagles though are generally pretty smart.

6/20/2010 11:40:06 AM

Quote :

"There is a reason that even vegetarians eat poultry. Cause birds are dumb."

I thought vegetarians ate fish, not poultry.

6/20/2010 11:41:19 AM

^theyre not supposed to eat either!
theres a whole plethora of terms to describe "vegetarian" diets.
i may try and find them later

6/20/2010 11:43:52 AM

Most vegetarians I've met aren't actual vegetarians. I can at least somewhat respect vegans because they're so militant about their diets. The average vegetarian just seems like a 12-year old trying to piss off their mom with a picky diet.

6/20/2010 11:45:36 AM

^hahaha i totally agree

i was vegan for about 2 years
hardcore vegan.
honestly, it was kinda fun

6/20/2010 11:47:20 AM

Some begger asked me for money to feed his daughter and I offered to take him fishing with me, I told him I could show him how to catch, clean and cook fish.

6/20/2010 4:30:02 PM

and then he came clean and said he really just wanted money for meth?

6/20/2010 4:34:50 PM

He said he'd love to, but couldn't and walked away very quickly. I was proud of myself

6/20/2010 4:37:03 PM

^ ha ha gg!

6/20/2010 4:38:50 PM

a homeless guy downtown on new years eve asked me for money because he was hungry. my wife handed him our leftovers from mexican that we had just eaten. he took it and walked right over to the trash and threw it away.

last week the same guy asked if i had a dollar that he could have. my response...

me: yes sir I do but I'm not giving it to you because I gave you food one time and you threw it away right in front of me

him: when?

me:new years eve night. good luck with your begging.

him: oh man that wasn't me

he is on the front page of the slammer this week for identity theft and credit card fraud

6/20/2010 4:46:09 PM

Gave a co-worker a pack of cigs.

6/21/2010 3:59:06 AM

^^ Probably the same asshole that panhandles on Hillsborough with the sob story of his landscaping company leaving without him and now he needs a bus ticket to Wilmington.

6/21/2010 4:05:29 AM

went out of my way to help some dude jump start his car today.

soon, I'll get my wings

7/12/2010 8:00:29 PM

helped point out that a couple parking in a handicapped spot knocked their placard down before going into dinner

7/12/2010 8:01:37 PM

^^I do that like twice a week where I work.

Yesterday, while riding down rivers ave in north charleston, I spotted a crack head who was traveling between two lanes of oncoming traffic. I politely told him to get the fuck out of the road. Even though he didnt listen to me, I'm still taking the good deed cred.

[Edited on July 12, 2010 at 8:08 PM. Reason : d]

7/12/2010 8:05:01 PM

I showed a guy at Lowes where to find something to help him with a project.

2/21/2013 3:15:24 PM

Quote :

"I can at least somewhat respect vegans because they're so militant about their diets"

yeah while they wear their leather shoes

2/21/2013 4:01:51 PM